Comedy Jokes

01/16/2025

78-year-old Susan Sarandon criticized for her clothing – has a brilliant response to all haters… SEE IN COMMENTS 😱 👇

01/16/2025

1st comment👇 

01/16/2025

8 CELEBS WHO LOST THEIR HOMES AND SO MUCH MORE. Photos and details are in the comments.👇 

01/16/2025

MY MOM FORBADE ME FROM SEEING MY DAD & ONE DAY HE CALLED ME, SAYING, "THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!"

I'll never forget the sound of my mom screaming, "I never want to see you again!" as my dad got into his car and drove away. That's one of my first memories — I was two years old. After that day, he was gone. My parents divorced, and I didn't see him for years.

As I grew older, I realized it wasn't just circumstances keeping us apart — it was my mom. When I was 10, I begged her, "Please, I want to visit Dad!" Her answer was cold: "No. He's busy with his new family and doesn't want to see you."

I spent my childhood angry, confused, and longing for the day I could find him on my own.

Then, out of nowhere, I got a call. His voice trembled: "Alexandra! This is an emergency! Can you come see me?"

After years of silence, my dad needed me. I rushed to the address he gave. 😳👇

01/16/2025

Racist Hotel Rejects Patrick Mahomes, The Next Day He Returns as the Owner…Full story in the comments👇 ⁤

01/16/2025

MY WIFE AND I WENT TO AN ORPHANAGE TO ADOPT A CHILD AND FOUND A GIRL WHO WAS A CARBON COPY OF MY DAUGHTER

My wife and I have been dreaming about adding another child to our family. Unfortunately, my wife can't have children, so it's just the three of us—her, me, and my amazing five-year-old daughter from my previous marriage, whom we both adore.

After months of conversations and soul-searching, we decided to take the leap and adopt.

That day, we arrived at the children's shelter and spent about an hour in an interview with the director. Then she took us to the playroom where the kids were.

We spent time playing and talking with many of them. Honestly, they were all incredible. If we could, we would've opened our home to every single one of them. But we agreed we wanted to adopt a child we felt an undeniable connection with.

While we were helping a group of kids with a puzzle, I suddenly felt a small tap on my back. I turned around, and a little girl said, "ARE YOU MY NEW DAD? I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU ARE."

I FROZE. My wife looked like she might faint. The girl standing in front of me was THE SPITTING IMAGE OF MY DAUGHTER, who was at home with her nanny.

She held out her tiny hand, and that's when I saw it—A BIRTHMARK IDENTICAL TO MY DAUGHTER'S.

"WHAT’S YOUR NAME?" I managed to ask, my voice barely a whisper. ⬇️

01/16/2025

AT 69 MY LIFE WAS OVER, UNTIL MY FRIENDS SHOWED UP AFTER YEARS OF SILENCE — DAYS LATER I WOKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL.

I'm 69, and when my husband passed away, it felt like my whole world just stopped. He'd been sick for so long, and we fought through it together. At his funeral, I stood there so lost, not knowing what to do with my life.

Then, out of nowhere, my heart skipped a beat. In the crowd, I spotted Nora and Lorna — my best friends! We'd been inseparable for decades, went through it all together, always had each other's backs. We were like sisters... until I messed it all up. But today, after all these years, they showed up for me. I couldn't stop crying.

Turns out, their lives had hit dead ends too. Right there, we made a decision: it was time to start over. At 69 it was scary as hell, but we had to try! I mean, what's the worst that could happen?!

Dear Lord, if only I'd known... just a few days later, I'd wake up in a hospital bed.

01/16/2025

01/16/2025

I didn't know... Check the comments 👇👇

01/16/2025

She was a star who won the hearts of the public. 🫣 🤔 She is loved by everyone, and you can’t imagine who she is! Find out in the article below! 👇

01/16/2025

After Christmas, William and Kate publicly addressed the rumors that had been "hidden" from all of Britain: "We are deeply sorry for keeping this from you, the type of canc3r Kate is suffering from is actually..." See more below 👇

01/15/2025

FLIGHT ATTENDANT CAME UP TO ME AND SAID, 'STAY AFTER LANDING PLEASE, THE PILOT WANTS TO TALK TO YOU PERSONALLY'
FLIGHT ATTENDANT (FA): Excuse me, will you be in a rush after we land?
ME: Yeah, I have a connection to catch, and I'm already running late.
FA: Well, the pilot wants to speak with you after we land.
ME: The pilot? Why? Can't he just tell me now?
FA: I'm afraid not. He wants to tell you in person. I know you're in a hurry, but trust me, you'll want to hear this. You'll regret it if you don't.
When we landed, I stayed in my seat, waiting for this mysterious pilot to appear. As he finally walked into the cabin, I literally dropped my bag and jacket. My jaw just about hit the floor because ⬇️

01/15/2025

Must withdraw 👇👇👇

01/15/2025

He explained his reasoning behind it.

01/15/2025

I SENT OUT CHRISTMAS POSTCARDS THIS YEAR – SOON AFTER, I RECEIVED A TEXT SAYING, "HON, THAT'S NOT YOUR HUBBY IN THE PIC!"

Five years ago, I met my husband, Thomas, at a coffee shop on a chilly autumn afternoon. Our romance blossomed beautifully, filled with laughter and adventures, and three years ago, we welcomed our son, Max, into our lives.

This year, I wanted to capture our smiles and memories, so I organized a Christmas family photo shoot and created festive cards to send to our closest relatives and friends. It was a long-held dream of mine, something I had never done before, and I was thrilled with the outcome. The experience felt joyful, and I cherished every moment—never suspecting that IT WOULD TURN INTO A DISASTER!

As I was scrolling through the festive photos I had just sent to my family, my phone buzzed with a message that froze me in my tracks. It was from my sister-in-law, Eliza:

"THE MAN IN YOUR CHRISTMAS PHOTO ISN'T YOUR HUSBAND."

Confused, I replied, "What do you mean? How could that be?"

"JUST TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT HIS RIGHT HAND," she answered.⬇️ 

01/15/2025

The devastating California wildfires 😭 Our hearts go out to Jennifer Garner... 💔 As we confirm the passing 💔💔 Check Comments 👇 

01/15/2025

I GAVE A COAT TO A HOMELESS WOMAN ON CHRISTMAS EVE —3 YEARS LATER, SHE RETURNED WITH A GRAY СASE AND A SMILE I COULDN’T FORGET
Christmas has always been a special time for me. But five years ago, I lost my wife, with whom I used to love celebrating the holiday. I'm 46 now, and I’ve been alone ever since. We never had children, and Christmas has since become a bittersweet reminder of my loss.
That year, as I was walking home with my shopping bags, I saw a woman on the street. Her gaze stopped me in my tracks—it reminded me of my wife's eyes. She appeared to be around forty, and it was clear that life had been harsh to her. Without much thought, I handed her a bag of groceries and my coat. At first, she hesitated, but eventually, she accepted with tears in her eyes, thanking me profusely. I also left her my address and phone number, in case she ever needed help.
Three years passed. On another Christmas Eve, my doorbell rang. I opened the door to see the same woman.
“What do you need?” I asked.
I was very surprised to see her, and when I heard what she said, I was shocked. Then she gave me a case.⬇️

01/15/2025

Keep loved ones close with a cozy backyard retreat for aging parents! 🏡🏡❤️❤️❤️