That Oregon Life

02/23/2025

02/23/2025

“We simply cannot risk another year of unfiltered visuals."

In a shocking turn of events, Portland officials announced that this year’s highly anticipated Naked Bike Ride has been abruptly canceled after the city completely ran out of eye bleach. The s

02/23/2025

New Study Finds 97% of Hot Springs Nudists Have the Exact Body Type No One Wants to See Naked

Read more: https://thatoregonlife.com/2025/02/new-study-finds-97-of-hot-springs-nudists-have-the-exact-body-type-no-one-wants-to-see-naked/

02/23/2025

“Oh my God, he’s the killer!”

MORRISON, OR – Local man Jared Thompson, 34, was forced to hit the pause button for the fifteenth time last night after his wife, Emily Thompson, 32, insisted on providing a running commentary for a p

02/23/2025

The psychological damage caused by these encounters is measurable.

A groundbreaking new study from the Oregon Institute of Unwanted Visuals has confirmed what most hot springs visitors already suspected: a shocking 97% of nudists have exactly the kind of body no one,

02/22/2025

Absolutely no roughhousing is allowed.

02/22/2025

Local cougars are growing increasingly frustrated with the sheer volume of clueless humans infiltrating their homes.

Cougars across Oregon are once again sounding the alarm as yet another human has wandered deep into the wilderness, completely unprepared and blissfully unaware of their surroundings. Local mountain

02/22/2025

Judges across Oregon are already praising the policy. “Locking people up is expensive,” said one judge.

Oregon has once again led the way in groundbreaking criminal justice reform by introducing its newest and toughest sentencing policy yet: Naughty Time. Under this bold initiative, criminals will no

02/21/2025

Reports indicate that Todd’s so-called “final resting place” was, in fact, a mere 200 feet from the trailhead.

A MODERATELY DIFFICULT TRAIL, SOMEWHERE—What was supposed to be a refreshing morning hike quickly turned into a full-scale melodrama Saturday after local man Todd Reynolds, 44, dramatically c

02/21/2025

“It’s essentially like living inside a wet sock,” said Dr. Philip Malweather, a local meteorologist and lead researcher of the study.

02/21/2025

Eyewitness accounts describe scenes of utter chaos as Oregonians, unprepared for the bright intrusion, stumbled out of their homes in confusion.

A shocking phenomenon unfolded in Oregon today as thousands of residents were left squinting and disoriented by the sudden appearance of a mysterious yellow orb in the sky. Experts, still reeling from

02/20/2025

For 48 years, this iconic event has brought together locals and visitors alike to savor the best seafood and finest wines the region has to offer.

Come and celebrate the biggest party on the Oregon Coast at the Newport Seafood & Wine Festival this winter! For 48 years, this iconic event has brought together locals and visitors alike to

02/20/2025

There aren't a ton of food options along the McKenzie Highway from Bend to Eugene, which is what makes Takoda's in Rainbow, Oregon such a gem. It’s more than just a convenient place to g

02/20/2025

Between 2019 and 2023, an estimated 42,500 ER visits were linked to wildfire smoke exposure.

As reported by OPB, over the past five years, wildfires have scorched more than 36 million acres of land across the United States. But the destruction extends far beyond the burn zones—wildfire s

02/20/2025

In a shocking turn of events that directly contradicts everything seen on television and social media, a local grocery store was reportedly filled with ordinary people shopping peacefully, with zero political arguments.

, USA — In a shocking turn of events that directly contradicts everything seen on television and social media, a local grocery store was reportedly filled with ordinary people shopping peacefully, w

02/20/2025

How to Master the Art of Saying ‘Let’s Go Hiking Soon’ While Secretly Hoping the Plans Vanish Into Thin Air

Full story: https://thatoregonlife.com/2025/01/how-to-get-out-of-hiking/

02/20/2025

Grace and Hammer is a sacred union of divine wood-fired pizza and history, wrapped up in a vibe that’s as charming as Redmond, Oregon itself. I had the absolute pleasure of visiting this spot one c

02/19/2025

A man spotted waving a machete in the air and passionately arguing with a lamppost, appears to be in dire need of a hug.

A man in downtown Portland, spotted waving a machete in the air and passionately arguing with a lamppost, appears to be in dire need of a hug, according to multiple witnesses who observed the