07/25/2024
Readers of The Progress Review may recall the "Fostered on the Farm" series we ran in 2020. Written by Nick Holman, the series recalled several events and milestones from the 1950s and 1960s experienced by Nick growing up as a foster child just outside La Porte City. As promised, Nick has compiled the vignettes, along with many, many others into a phenomenal book, entitled Fostered on the Farm: An Extraordinary Journey in the Company of Hope, Inspiration and Serendipity.
On Saturday, August 3rd at 11 AM, Nick will be appearing at Hawkins Memorial Library where you can meet him (or rekindle an old friendship) and get a copy of the book signed- an event you won't want to miss. This week, in anticipation of his visit, we recall a story certain to resonate with Iowa farmers. It's a great example of what Fostered on the Farm offers readers- a combination of master storytelling, humor and a life lesson that illustrates how life on a farm can occasionally humble you.
The Wheels Go ‘Round and ‘Round
By Nick Holman
It’s late fall and I’m driving a tractor through the corn field, pulling a load of corn. Earlier, Dad had picked the load, dropped the wagon and started picking the next load, while I hitched the full load to my tractor to haul back to the farmstead and unload. Snow is expected in the next couple days, so we’re anxious to get the corn crop out of the fields.
It’s early evening and I’m fidgeting around for the head light switch. We recently purchased a new John Deere Model 4010 and I’m not yet completely familiar with all the gadgets on the instrument panel. I finally find the switch and flip on the lights, continuing on down the field, straddling a row of already picked corn.
We endured a substantial amount of rain the previous week and parts of the field are still wet. I’d normally be weighed down with concern about getting stuck pulling a heavy load of corn, but I’m brimming with confidence driving the 4010. It’s the newest and most powerful row crop tractor John Deere makes, with about fifty percent more horsepower than any other Deere tractor available. I’m sure there’s nowhere that tractor can’t go.
Truth be known, I’m not only unconcerned about getting stuck, I’m anxious to find some mucky stuff that can challenge the strong metal steed I’m riding. I’m relishing the skirmish. The tractor, wagon and I go through a couple of wet sections that slightly test the beast, but I’m not satisfied with those challenges.
The next wet spot I happen upon, I stop right in the middle. For those unfamiliar with some of the tricks to use when getting bogged down in snow, mud or whatever, one of the principles is to keep moving, and your momentum will help you get through. Do not slow or stop, lest you lose your momentum.
Not only do I stop, I want to present an even greater challenge for the 4010. I decide to purposely “pop” the clutch, that’s releasing it quickly, when starting to move forward. That has the effect of making the wheels go faster than the rest of the tractor, spinning the tires. I’m aware of what I’m doing. I have great confidence that I, the tractor and the load of corn will, with little struggle, be heading on down the field unabated.
Sadly, I’m ignorant to another important physics principle. To increase friction, and hence traction, one needs to have more of one surface, i.e., the wheel of the tractor, in contact with the other surface, the ground. My new, powerful, bad-ass 4010 doesn’t have four-wheel drive, and its rear wheels are only slightly wider than other tractors. Unrecognized by me, it can garner little more traction than any other run-of-the-mill tractor. As I pop the clutch, expecting instant forward acceleration, I instead feel downward movement.
The sinking sensation of the tractor is replicated with the sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach. The tractor has quickly dug holes with its rear wheels and is resting helplessly on its frame. I immediately know there’s no chance of driving out of this. My boisterous, brash arrogance is buried in the mud with the 4010.
I hike back over to where Dad is and explain the situation. Well, I don’t exactly explain the whole situation, just the part about the tractor getting stuck in a wet part of the field. No need to bother him with the details of the 4010 not living up to my foolhardy expectations.
Having almost gotten stuck with the picker a couple times himself today, my abbreviated description doesn’t arouse suspicion with Dad. He sends me back to the farmstead to get the other tractor and meets me at the scene of my ill-conceived lark. We hook a log chain onto the 4010 to try dragging it out, and almost get the rescue tractor stuck. Dad shakes his head in resignation. The 4010 and load of corn are going nowhere. Ultimately, they sit out in the field for several more weeks, feeling the cold of winter close in around them. Once the ground freezes solid, the rescue efforts of another tractor are enough to help the 4010 free itself, and the load of corn is pulled out shortly thereafter.
It’s an embarrassing incident, but a good teaching moment. It’s one that proves useful in future situations where poor traction conditions temper my unbridled arrogance.