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Vulgaris Media is an entertainment and literary publisher friendly to traditionalists and conservatives. We also sell a carefully-chosen collection of indie-designed items made with natural materials.

In the spirit of generosity, this wholesome, family-friendly Christmas magazine, presenting original and classic Christm...
12/15/2021

In the spirit of generosity, this wholesome, family-friendly Christmas magazine, presenting original and classic Christmas stories and poems, is selling for only $5!

Three ghostly ships arrive in Milwaukee Harbor when Christmas is banned.

A haunting new winter lullaby.

Korean school-children do magic their American teacher can't see.

A humorous yet traditional re-telling of Little Red Riding Hood for the whole family.

A review of a Christmas story a thousand years old: Tolkien and The Green Knight.

Christmas poems from classic poets whose greatness outlived them.

And more!

9 x 6-inch PDF Ebook form.

A Christmas reader with classic poems and original stories.

For those of us already observing Advent, the 12 days of Christmas is a natural fit. I remember that letdown I used to f...
12/15/2021

For those of us already observing Advent, the 12 days of Christmas is a natural fit.

I remember that letdown I used to feel the day after Christmas. A month of preparation, then two brief days of flurrying excitement. And the next morning, a stack of gifts and a sensation of loss.

Since we're not medieval barons (and people would look at us weird if we went wassailing) the idea of a twelve-day feast seems expensive. And a lot of us or our spouses have to go back to work right away. The trick is to celebrate it at our own level, joy-first. Excitement is great, but that sober, holy joy goes deeper, and warm moments with family last longer.

Here's my 12-day list this year (apologies to all the partridges and pear trees.)

Day One: Christmas Day. Lessons and Carols. We always take time during our celebration to tune in to the King's College broadcast of their Lessons and Carols service. It's different every year, but it always features traditional carols (usually in the most heavenly arrangements) and lots of scripture reading (usually by very skilled readers. And if it's a bad year, there are endless recordings to be had of previous years' services.) In my experience, Christians of nearly all creeds, denominations, communions, and churches enjoy this service very well together. Thanks, Anglicans!

Day Two. Christmas leftovers. I love not having to cook the day after a feast! That's why I always make extra. I find that if I present the leftovers beautifully, people gather around just as eagerly the second time, usually commenting about how they were too stuffed for seconds the day before. And that's a perfect time to offer a Christmas prayer, making it clear to everyone that the days are still merry and bright. After that, everyone needs quiet time. So time to read a classic Christmas story, or one of the books people gave me for Christmas. Or even just re-read my favorite Christmas chapters from great books: "The Wind in the Willows," say; or "The Once and Future King." Or the entirety of "Sir Gawain and The Green Knight," where a green-colored elven warrior half the size of a troll crashes King Arthur's Christmas feast.

Day Three. Christmas lights spotting. How does that work? Pack some hot mulled cider in a thermos and take the kids for a slown drive through neighborhoods with lots of Christmas lights. My parents used to do this for us when we didn't have a lot of money, and I remember it better than most of the presents I got as a kid. It wasn't just the lights. It was the way my mom got us all excited, oohing and ahing and competing to spot the best light shows. Christmas music is playing around you wherever you go, and you only pay for the cider and gasoline!

Day Four: Play Halo. I know, super traditional, right? Actually, yes. Christmas games is a long and hallowed tradition! (And you can pick your own games.) My son loves getting his mom to blow up monsters with him once a year, and it's become a tradition. And I'm really not bad. I just imagine the aliens are coming for my kids, and people gather around to watch me mow them down. And speaking of Christmas and guns, check out Stoneheart Hunt, our new novel by Texas author Abby D. Jones. She's all about the righteous guns.

Day Five: Christmas art with my daughter. If I play Halo with my son, I have to do creative things with my little girl next! One fun art project is to cut out the pictures from all our Christmas cards, and create a collage or pastiche from them. But our favorite game is to choose a subject, each draw or paint something original representing that subject, and then compare our work afterwards and exchange critiques. Yes, our homeschool is an Art Academy, as far as my daughter is concerned!

Day Six: Take the kids shopping. If your kids are little, this might sound like trial and tribulation. Now that mine are a bit older, I find it's fun and exciting to include them in planning for New Year's Eve and Day. And car time is always great for listening to Christmas stories on Audible. If you really, really, don't want to do this, you might include the little ones in food preparation afterward. Have you iced cookies with them yet this year?

Day Seven: New Year's Eve. To me, this is the perfect time to read one of those classic Christmas ghost stories. No, Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" is not the only one! It's simply the most famous in a long tradition. You can find lots of minor Christmas stories on the Gutenberg Project website. And if you are the sort of person who's still reading, I think you would enjoy my recently-published story of three ghostly Christmas ships, in the AJIL's bonus Christmas Issue, "The Life of Children."

Day Eight: More food. There are special recipes I only make for New Year's Day, and that's a tradition found all over the world. Among my family's favorites are homemade shrimp egg rolls; meatballs in a special sauce (which is really just melted grape jelly mixed with red Ortega;) and thin-sliced, slow-cooked pork on homeade sourdough toast with smoked gouda melted on top. (We kind of run the gamut from gourmet to quick-mix to folk food!)

Day Nine: Caroling. Have we had enough Christmas music yet? We have not. And if we wait till after New Year's Day, the seculars stop playing their horrible jangling faux-Christmas tunes, and we are left in peace to enjoy the hundreds of traditional carols we love so dearly. You didn't know there were hundreds? Check out the Oxford Book of Carols. It's half a foot thick. Sing along with recordings, or gather your family around the piano.

Day Nine: Shopping. I know, you're all shopped out, right? Not me! All the Christmas decorations and wrapping paper and super down-priced gifts that I need for next year are on sale now! And when we come home exhausted (after putting everything away, of course) it's a great time to drop into a comfy chair and watch a classic Christmas movie with the kids. Usually Harry Potter, Holiday Inn, or By the Light of the Silvery Moon. Or A Muppet's Christmas Carol. Or The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. Why are there so many good ones?

Day Ten: Hold a Regency Ball in my house. Well, that's the dream. Actually, dancing together is a great way to get everyone moving when it's too cold to go outside, and it's also a good way to observe Christmas. Nothing is so celebratory (or so traditional) as flinging your body around to music. It's the surrender to joy, acted out. It's a sacrifice of personal dignity to the joy of the feast! And truth to tell, we dance just about every day of the twelve. If you need inspiration, listen to John Rutter's classic Christmas fable, "Brother Heinrich's Christmas."

Day Eleven: Almsgiving or visitation. Tomorrow is Epiphany, so a return to holy observance is appropriate. Rather than feeling let-down, everyone is finally getting ready to let go and say goodbye to the most magical season of the year. We want to finish right. And there's no more truly religious observance than to visit the lonely, the sick, the imprisoned, the needy, or the elderly.

Day Twelve: Epiphany. Have a Christmas-tree campfire. This is a day for being outside. As Orthodox Christians we're involved in blessing water and house-blessings. We may visit houses that are being blessed, or visit a river that's being blessed. If we still haven't gotten enough, there are other outdoor winter activities that are fun all bundled up, depending on weather. Our favorite (and warmest) is to say goodbye to Christmas by sawing up our Christmas tree, (by now quite dry,) and having a fragrant bonfire with fire-roasted sausages and apples. After a day like this, everyone goes to bed feeling filled up with good things. And Easter is only a few months away!

“I’m going to clean my pistol,” he said. “You can watch and tell me if I’m doing it right.” He sat in the lower barn on ...
12/14/2021

“I’m going to clean my pistol,” he said. “You can watch and tell me if I’m doing it right.” He sat in the lower barn on a stool at a doorway commanding a view of the ranch entrance. He organized the pistol parts across a crate in front of him.

“I need to tell you something.” Psyche stood over him, watching him work. “The griefers are coming back. They told me they’re coming back to see if I’m still alive.” She unconsciously hefted her weapon, moving her right hand over its surface to make certain it was sound.

“No kidding,” Sul agreed impassively. “It’s the Cracked Skulls. They always come back. But I figure the earliest they get here from Hulk Hollow is three days from now.”

“Three days?”

“Don’t panic yet. More likely they’ll be selling your weapons and carousing with the money for days before they circle back.”

“When are we leaving?” Psyche looked out the door, agitated.

He stopped working to look at her. “We can’t leave because we don’t have diesel. We can’t ride the horse out because he can’t carry enough food and water for him and us. Can’t pull my bike, either. Steam won’t get us far enough.”

She blanched. “What are we going to do?”

“We’re going to take diesel away from the Cracked Skulls when they come back. And then, when you can ride the bike for eleven hours without bleeding out, we’ll go. I’ve decided not to leave you.”

Her face stretched back and her lips parted as she looked at him. Her eyes were round. She didn’t express gratitude, as he half expected. She turned her back to him and walked gingerly around the room once.

But she came back. “You’re good at caring for your weapon. No mistreatment to make the gunmaker regret selling it.” Her eyes were wet, but she ignored it.

“It’s part of my job.”

“I’ve been afraid to ask what you do.” She was being less polite now.

For answer, Sul pulled up his shirt and showed her the stoneheart.
She put her hand to her mouth. “A Stoneheart Bountyhunter? I’ve never met one before.”

He did not answer. Accustomed to all sorts of reactions to his condition, Sul pulled down his shirt and went back to work.

“Your stoneheart - was that the warm rock?”

“It was. The Song came out of it. Don’t ask me how or why. That’s not supposed to be part of the magic.”

A pair of swallows, the first sign of spring, swooped into the barn and swooped out again scolding.

“At first it smelled like iron and blood, but then it smelled like pine trees,” Psyche mused, watching the swallows.

Sul looked up sharply.

“Oh, I can smell curses and blessings,” Psyche explained. “A strange talent, granted, with no apparent use. Where is your original heart?”
“Stoneheart Headquarters.”

“Oh. Do you get it back when you retire?”

Sul hesitated. He depended upon the stillness in his chest. No heart, no emotion, no doubts. No unbearable memories of the war. But when he first signed up for the Stonehearts, he had harbored other intentions.

“That was the plan,” Sul admitted, oiling the barrel of his pistol. “Earn enough money to redeem my heart from Headquarters. Get a runemaster to heal the… some damage. Then retire. But lately I’ve been thinking about just living out my life like this.”

“Why?” Psyche’s eyes searched Sul’s straight, fine, dirty-blond hair as he bent over his work.

“I like the quiet,” he murmured.

Psyche crouched, digging a corn kernel out of a hole in the concrete with a rusty length of wire. “I thought your sort had no feelings.”

“We don’t.”

“Hmm. Then why did you save me?”

He knuckled the stoneheart through the fabric of his shirt, as if it itched. “I suppose the Song wanted me to, so I found a reason.”

Psyche raised her head. “Do you always talk about The Song like it’s sentient?” She half expected Sul to say, ‘Do you always ask so many questions?’ She had heard it before.

Instead, as if he had never learned impatience, Sul answered the question evenly while he wiped the parts down. “My mother used to talk that way.”

“I have a hard time with that concept. The Song’s supposed to be some kind of fate. But if it’s aware of what it’s doing then…” A shadow crossed her heart, and Psyche hugged her knees, resting her forehead on them. “How could fate be a song? How could it be that Song? It was so beautiful.” Her skirts muffled her voice.

“Was it?” he asked with a touch of curiosity. “I couldn’t tell.”

“It was lovely. It was restitution. Or the promise of it, or something. It was… a gift.”

“My mother said The King in the Mountain sings The Song. She said it’s how he provides for us.”

Psyche raised her head slowly, searching his face. Did Sul understood the significance of what he had just said? His expression was still as ever while his hands reassembled his weapon.

Finished, he handed her the pistol. “Keep this with you. It’s lighter than what you’re lugging. You know how to use this?”

“Indeed I do.” Psyche set aside the heavy, pieced-together semi-automatic, and accepted the weapon as if it were a bouquet from a beau. “Oh, that’s so much better. Crow .45, military issue.”

“It’s more powerful than you’re used to. You’ll want to…”

Psyche sighted and fired, exploding a broken pot left in the yard, and startling the swallows. The gun kicked back. She realigned and fired again. The bullet pinged off a smaller shard. The loud shot echoed around the burnt-out buildings.

Sul raised an eyebrow. “What about a sniper rifle?”

Smiling faintly, Psyche turned to him. “What about one?”

“Can you make it?”

Her smile faded and she stared into his calm eyes. “I probably can, if you assist. Are you thinking for when they come back?”

“I am. What about a silencer? Can you build one for the sniper rifle?”

“A suppressor,” Psyche automatically corrected. “So they don’t know where the shot is coming from?”

“And in case one of the griefers is also a sniper.”

“Let me ask you this: what effective accuracy range do you need?”

“Good question.” They went outside, and Sul glanced around, triangulating several unmarked points on the ground. “No more than two football fields.”

“Then there’s no need for an actual supersonic sniper rifle,” Psyche said.

Sul thumbed his jaw quizzically.

“In the chief’s office, there’s a pattern for a subsonic carbine with a built-in suppressor. The DeLeon Carbine!” Enthused with her subject, her slightly husky voice became louder. “And if we’re lucky, we may find a sight ready-made, among the fine stock in the safe.” Psyche mimed the weapon and spread her hands. “This carbine is so quiet that the bolt action is actually louder than the shot. It’s fairly accurate, and I have an idea to improve the accuracy. So, not a sniper rifle, but it will be quiet. It uses an eight round clip - yes, a clip, not a magazine. Anyhow, where will you be shooting from?”

Sul pointed to the top of the barn where the cupola stood, octagonal, with ventilation slats.

“Oh, that’s good. It looks much smaller from the ground than it really is. If you build in some benches to kneel on, you’ll do fine up there.” Psyche squinted at the layout. “It really commands the whole compound, doesn’t it? But that’s probably the first thing you noticed when you walked in.”

“It is.”

“Well, what do you think? Will you be comfortable with the carbine?”

He turned to her, thumbs in his belt loops, boots sweeping the dust. “It’s not for me, lady. I’ll be busy down here, making sure things go to plan. How are you with heights?”

“Oh,” she said quietly, pulling her hands in to her chest and her feet close together. “Oh. Fine, I guess.” She glanced up at the cupola. A cloud moved over them, throwing a shadow on her face.

“It’ll be the safest place, with all the griefers on the ground,” he said. “Especially if you really can build that quiet a gun.”

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Trapped together on an isolated ranch.

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Only he can set her free.

And only she can make one fantastic weapon to save their lives.

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A gorgeously-printed and bound book of long traditional stories, and fine traditional poetry - all on various themes around books and the literary life.

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An anthology of inventive, traditional, beautiful poems and stories.

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The game CALLIOPE COURT has such a cool origin story. An author and gamer needed a way to bust up writer's block. He als...
12/08/2021

The game CALLIOPE COURT has such a cool origin story. An author and gamer needed a way to bust up writer's block. He also needed a way to get his friends into The Story Game. They would hem and haw, get all red in the face, and then give up, claiming they didn't know what to say.

Early versions were quite different from today's game! Our author printed out several versions of these weird abstract symbols and put his favorites into a binder. Players would roll a regular old D6 to see which page they should open. Then they would roll another, to pick a symbol from that page.

But it worked! People loved the weird, hieroglyphic symbols. Instead of having nothing to say, our author's friends were now saying things like, "This symbol looks like a coiled spring. But I'm going to use 'spring' in a different way. The clever merchant approaches the dry town and tells them that he knows the location of a secret spring. All the town leaders follow him into the wilderness, while his daughter sneaks into their offices and searches for incriminating evidence."

With anecdotal success like that on his hands, our author just needed a brave small business to sponsor his idea. He knew he had a problem when a party guest got a paper cut on his awesome game. He wanted to get rid of the clumsy binders, and put his weird intuitive symbols right on the dice.

Since Luster Pear focuses on products made using natural materials, we settled on laser-etched wooden dice in cotton drawstring bags. In this version of the game, you only need to roll once per turn. You plunge your hand into the bag, and roll whichever of the dice you pull out. So simple!

Our customers have found so many ways to use this game. Some use it to inspire or randomize actions in games like D&D (as if we need more dice on that table, am I right?) You can even tell fortunes with these chunky wooden beauties. You just set your intentions and parameters, let your divinity choose the dice as you put your hand into the bag, and interpret the symbols accordingly. There's even been talk of using them in a student film and live-action roleplay events, because they just look so primitive and magical.

And if you just want storytelling and gameplay, there are multiple versions of the story game rules. Your shipment comes with instructions for changing it up.

This game is popular with Intuitives, storytellers, D&D enthusiasts, people who like cooperative games, creatives, people who like party games, fortune-tellers, and anyone who values the subtle luster of natural materials. It's also beloved by people who just can't get enough of that feeling of rolling the chunky, satiny wood blocks around in their hands.

Best of all, you won't find this version of The Story Game anywhere else. It's indie-designed, all-natural, and laser-carved on large wood dice. And unlike other games, it never gets old. These weird, totally abstract symbols suggest completely different meanings each time.

Can you believe it's selling for only $12 plus shipping? Cheap plastic mass-produced games are going for thirty dollars this season!

So go ahead and court the muse with CALLIOPE COURT! Your Calliope Court bag is ready to ship right now from Luster Pear.

A uniquely intuitive dice set for the story game. End creative block.

Check the comments for an excerpt from this exciting new story of peril, loyalty, and Christmas!Available for pre-order ...
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Check the comments for an excerpt from this exciting new story of peril, loyalty, and Christmas!

Available for pre-order now in print and ebook, ships on December 10th.

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