Written In The Stars

03/07/2020

Afraid of squirrels? Immerse yourself in their rodent world one small digit motion at a time. Love squirrels?! It's the pet your parents never let you have! Want to scare your arch nemesis? Go nuts! We dive head first onto the slippery slope that is the FINGER SQUIRREL!!!



ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/screaming-goats/id1483983888?i=1000466095563
SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1kGAsMhdcAuUcjhjACoRsi?si=XOy-JngkTrG4SkQ4I5HWhQ
STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/scruffy-audio-network-3/written-in-the-stars/e/67115682

BUY THE SQUIRREL: https://www.amazon.com/Archie-McPhee-12698-Handi-Squirrel/dp/B06XXQD54H

03/07/2020

Everyone loves a good, cathartic scream. Including goats! At work and over the grind? Just boop your screaming goat figure. Got a significant other who’s on your last ever lovin’ nerve? SCREAMING GOAT!!



ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/screaming-goats/id1483983888?i=1000466095563
SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6AHMh2vRyShb8Bgz4Ns21x?si=XOy-JngkTrG4SkQ4I5HWhQ
STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/scruffy-audio-network-3/written-in-the-stars/e/67458816

BUY THE GOAT: https://www.amazon.com/The-Screaming-Goat-Book-Figure/dp/0762459816/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=Screaming+Goat&qid=1583617803&sr=8-2

03/07/2020

Prison Ramen!!! We're all guilty of a late night ramen feast. This week we venture into the culinary world of ramen as a chic dish every inmate can enjoy. The Texas prison system may not be able to handle this book but we sure can.



ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/prison-ramen/id1483983888?i=1000466776951
SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4BwanlMcWWmnh1sejPSZYW?si=XOy-JngkTrG4SkQ4I5HWhQ
STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/scruffy-audio-network-3/written-in-the-stars/e/67623264?autoplay=true

BUY THE BOOK: https://www.amazon.com/Prison-Ramen-Recipes-Stories-Behind/dp/0761185526/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=prison+ramen&qid=1583613468&sr=8-2

03/07/2020

Flavored Condoms!! St. Patricks day is right around the corner and if you're looking for gold, Guinness, or getting' lucky - don't forget to wash your hands, nominate a DD, and cover you bits! Let us tickle your ears with our favorite reviews about flavored condoms.

ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flavored-condoms/id1483983888?i=1000465417054
SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/episode/70cgOcGRCUL9ptJQeB2ugk?si=2M7W4bOnRfmqCv53eLhAXg
STITCHER:https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/scruffy-audio-network-3/written-in-the-stars/e/67298201?autoplay=true

03/05/2020

We have a treat for you this week. No, it's not a ride in the car. It's the infamous pigs in a blanket chew toy! Dogs love it, humans can't make sense of it or the feelings it invokes. Follow us on this journey as we fall in deep love with Barkbox social media as they bark back at some interesting reviews. Enjoy us enjoying the pigbutt.
Special guest 's dog Squish and a little hint for our current challenge, Ben Tag Taco Challenge.
Reminder: if you are able to find our producer Ben in public, take a picture with him, and tag us we will give you a $15 taco bell gift card in a Dino taco (a previously reviewed item). Happy hunting!

12/18/2019

This week on Written in the Stars: SNOWMAN TOILET SEAT COVER AND RUG SET!!! Oh mistletoe! What could the reviewers of the world have to say about a snow-white toilet seat cover? Let's find out and laugh along as we reveal a common thread that has very little to do with yellow snow jokes...but you can go ahead and share yours in the comments below!

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12/17/2019

GIVEAWAY!! We have a podcast starter kit for a lucky someone out there, or maybe you know someone who would love this as a gift! It’s wrapped and ready to ship on the 20th - Here is your final chance to enter! Like this post and our page =1 entry. Tag someone in the comments below = 1 entry (unlimited). Click the link in bio and leave a review on Apple Podcast = 5 entry’s (just come back and comment your review name so we know who you are🤩) BONUS: if you leave a review we might just read it in our New Years episode!! So go ahead and subscribe while you’re there, give us your best two cents, and be alerted when there are new episodes. Deadline is Friday 20th 10a EST! Happy holidays and take care of yourself by taking time to laugh during one of the most stressful times of year!

12/05/2019

Ever want to learn how to develop a picture perfect memory in just an hour?! Yeah, us too. Too bad this week we're reading reviews for BIC For Her Fashion Pens. "Sleek," jewel toned pens perfect for our tiny lady hands. Finally, our day has come! Tiny, lady thumbs up.

11/21/2019

Did you hear our new friends introduce themselves on the Banana Slicer episode? Go check them out and tell them we sent you!!

https://www.facebook.com/westbindshow/videos/711743675977272/

11/20/2019

11/20/2019

This week we read reviews on the Banana Slicer!! It's saved lives, marriages, and has brought families back together. Follow the link in bio to listen along and snicker with us at all the miracles and failures this product has brought to the people.

#11.25inches

11/20/2019

EP 1!!!! We launch our show with reviews of the super-scientific Uranium Ore. We are not scientists, but we know a good review when we ugly laugh wheeze read it to you! LINK IN BIO!!