Happy Hours with Angus Bangus

11/13/2024

, personaly...
Didn't Realy care which (corrupt) Political Party won this Election, or any election. Only For Comedic Value, do I even Follow it at all... Picking a side in a Sports Game, or Political Agendas, Or even
"Play the LOTTO", or "Make a Bet" in Vegas?
Captain Boo isn't disappointed in losing the 2024 Election !
He really, "Doesn't Give a S**T!"
However...
Once again, He has Conceded his
Candidacy to God,
Because someone said That GOD was A Not some White Guy in The middle East.
GOD was actually a Godess Black Woman, and she is REALLY PI**ED OFF!
He Meowed, "Meow, There is always Next Time..."
(He Lost by a landslide this time)
He would be 20 years old then, or 140 years Human Years.
- with only a Couple of 'PAWFULLS' of Write - IN Votes to show for his extensive campaigning and Motorboating on the Docks Every Night for Sunset.
No Matter who WINS, We all Lose Something.
- Reverend Gweko's RUDE on the Key Weird Radio

04/10/2024

On May 4th
(...Be with Moo!)
2024 Cow Wars - Cow Key 0-k Bridge Race
Line up of the big event:
First we shall "Corral" the herd at the Gates Hotel/Rum Row/Sunset Green for FREE Parking!
9:00am-11:00 AM - Bloody "Mooey" party at Rum Row Bar. Special Deals on Bloody Mary's and Mimosas. Because you must Hydrate before a Marathon...
(Don't worry it's all part of our training for the Zero -K)
You may also get your Packet pick up, and/or do an onsite sign up.
Also the human public's first crack at the 2024 "Limited Edition" Leap Year 2024 0-k Race T-Shirts with Art by David Sloan.

11 AM to 12 PM - We All Moove the Herd over to the starting area, in front of Cow Key Channel Bridge on the Key West side. US1 - N
Our local Radio station KeyWest.FM - will be hosting the Starting Line, and there will be an "on site sign up", some bling Moo bling & swag. Our judges from the Coconut Castaways will be Perusing the Pastures and Looking for our "Big Heffer" Winners!Come Meet our "Special Guest Charity Star" Sheriff Jeanne Selander from the MCSO Animal Farm/Petting Zoo and photo ops with Princess "Peanut", and more!
..and right smack in the middle of the bridge will be our sponsors from The Green Parrot will host a Hydration Station!
As usual. LATER IN THE 0-K route the "Hydration Angels" will mist you all down, because a Zero-K is grueling, for people that don't exercise...

The Finish LINE - Will be Hosted by Tiki Man Radio and the Conch Republic Aerospace Program, along with Key West Legal Rum Distillery, offering an adult refreshment for the winners!
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12 PM ish "@ High Noon" - 2024 0-k Race starts!
Cows away! Let the Shenanigan COW Wars Begin!!
We start with an Opening Ceremony Promenade over the Cow Key Bridge by Sir C.W. C**t Just like 4 years ago with his blue "Conch Republic Staff Car" like Sir Peter did last leap year, With the official Conch Republic Staff Car - (Just like Sir Peter Aderson did 11 years ago at the first race, and Sheriff Jeanne and the Princess will Cross the Bridge!
Everyone is welcome to join.

Then the Bovine Heats shall Begin... 1- WARP SPEED - Fastest Heat
2- TIMED TRAVELERS AWARD - relay teams
3- FAMILY HERD - youngest and the oldest as One Human Family Free for all4- HANS & CHEWBACCA AWARD - Pets & People
5- Mo The Sloth Heat - Slowest across the Bridge
1 PM - Race ends - Then A Group Photo Shoot at the Cow Key Bridge before the group begins making their way back to "Sunset Green Pastures" for the upcoming "Udderly Ridiculous" awards ceremony.

1 PM to 1:30 PM - We Begin the "First in a Leap Year Awards Ceremony" Festivities at the Sunset Green/Rum Row/Gates Hotel/Keys Collective
Hosted by the Soundman From Hell from KeyWest.FM
Featuring DJ SWEET GEE - aka Ray Garcia

2:00 to 3:00 PM - After party at Gates Pool and Rum Row bar - drink specials!

May the 4th 2024 GOLDEN CALF AWARDS:
This is the list of Awards, Prizes and Trophies for Heats/Categories
FIRST Place - Fastest across the bridge
LAST PLACE - (Mo The Sloth Award) Slowest across while maintaining forward motion
WARP SPEED AWARD - Best costume in the fastest heat
TIMED TRAVELERS AWARD - Winning relay team
JABBA & PATEESA MUCHI AWARD -People & Pets Winner
4th PLACE - Best May the 4th Be With Moo themed individual
MOS EISLEY CANTINA BAND AWARD -Best May the 4th Be With Moo themed group
HAN & CHEWBACCA AWARD - Best costume in the Pets & People heat
HERD MENTALITY AWARD - Best costumed relay team
ACOWDEMY AWARD - Best theatrical performance on the Bridge
BOCA CHICA BROWN COW - Sexiest costume
THE ANGUS YOUNG AWARD - For a young runner who rocks
SPACE AGE BRIDGE RAGE AWARD - To a random crazy person
GOLDEN COW PATTY - Crappiest costume
BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER AWARD - traveled Farthest to Get Here

https://tinyurl.com/Cow-Key-Registration

If you don't
Register,
You can't win!

THANK You,

Gary W. Ek KEYWEST.FM
Program Director

The Cow Key Bridge Run is back! Join us for a fun run across the old Cow Key Bridge in our Cow Wars - May The 4th Be with Moo!

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05/19/2020

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A pair of melon heads -- yes, actual people with watermelons on their heads -- caused quite a stir after they used watermelons as face masks to allegedly steal from a convenience store in a small Virginia town.

05/19/2020

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05/08/2020

05/07/2020

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05/07/2020

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04/22/2020

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04/20/2020

Happy Happy Monday!
Today is 4/20/2020 and at 4:20
We begin the 1st Annual Great Key West Smoke Off !
Tune In to Hear the Radio "Play by Play" on The Happy Hours Show with Angus Bangus
Only on 104.9 FM in Key West
and Streaming on www.Xkeywest.com
Coming up at 4:20
Molly T. VS William Ryan Young

04/19/2020

Monday is 4/20/2020 and at 4:20
We begin the 1st Annual Great Key West Smoke Off !
Tune In to Hear the Radio "Play by Play" on The Happy Hours Show with Angus Bangus
Only on 104.9 FM in Key West
and Streaming on www.Xkeywest.com

04/13/2020

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04/12/2020

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04/08/2020

Late afternoon breakfast of champions.