01/08/2026
🚨🌧️🌀 SOUTHEAST ALASKA WEATHER ALERT: THE SKY HAS CHOSEN VIOLENCE 🌀🌧️🚨
An atmospheric river is sliding into the Panhandle late Thursday through Saturday, bringing snow, rain, wind, and a personal vendetta against storm drains.
What’s on the menu:
• Snow that immediately regrets its life choices and turns into rain
• 1–4 inches of rain (locally: more, because of course)
• Deep snowpack = clogged drains = “Why is there a lake here?”
• Creeks rising fast and hills thinking about moving
🌬️ Wind Update
South winds 25–35 mph with gusts up to 60 mph, strong enough to:
• Yeet your trash cans
• Reorganize your yard
• Cancel electricity
• Test every knot you tied while saying “that’s probably fine”
🪁 DO. NOT. FLY. A. KITE.
This is not kite weather.
This is “your kite files for independence and moves to Prince of Wales Island” weather.
Also, power lines exist. Let’s not meet them professionally.
👨🚒 KFD Survival Tips
• Clear storm drains.
• Tie down anything you like or would miss
• Expect flooding, power outages, and bad decisions by gravity
• If water starts going places it shouldn’t—call early
We’ll be out there riding the chaos so you don’t have to.
Stay dry, stay grounded, and keep your kites indoors. 😉
🌧️🧯