Funny Food Guy

01/13/2025

Every dollar has a job.

Let's have a conversation on how I can help maximize those dollars.

12/26/2024

12/24/2024

The only thing I hate about driving when it’s snowing is that the same people who can’t drive when it’s 75 and sunny out are also on the roads today. 🙄

11/28/2024

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!

11/23/2024

This banana sold for $6.2 million, so I’m on my way to the grocery store…

11/22/2024

Unsolicited tips for new drivers:

1. Be offensive and defensive, go on YouTube and watch clips of the 1995-96 Chicago Bulls, they did it all. Assume other vehicles are going to do something stupid.

2. So many people are texting while driving, please don't be one of them.

3. If there is something in the lane of oncoming traffic, like a mail carrier or a random item, vehicles are most likely going to go around it and come into your lane. Should they be stopping until traffic is clear? Yes. Do they? Definitely not.

4. Signal for your turn before you break and get ready for those people who don't. It's unbelievable how many people just slam on the brakes and then signal as they're taking the turn.

5. Red lights, EVERYONE is blowing through them. Don't go right when your light turns green, give it a second or two.

6. Turning in general, don't be one of those people who starts looking for a parking spot before they've even turned into a parking lot, just get off the road and out of the way.

7. Tailgating, it's unnecessary, but we've all done it. I can assure you it doesn't make anyone go faster and if you have a place to pass, just do it and make everyone's life a little better.

8. Get out of the passing lane if you're not passing anyone, the highway, the Circ, move and get over.

9. Stop trying to eat three course meals while driving, not everything is a road trip snack.

10. I know I'm missing a bunch, so #10 will be left up to the people in the comments.

11/20/2024

If you ask me what I love the most...

These little people will be the answer every time.

They're the ones who can get me to smile as soon as I enter a room.

They don't expect anything of me other than to play with them.

I remember when I first started thinking about a new career as a Financial Professional.

As much as my siblings do for their kids, they both mentioned they didn't have anything in place other than polices through work.

The work polices were fine, but didn't offer much in coverage and didn't go with them if they left their companies.

They definitely wanted to make sure their spouses and kids taken care of should something happen.

They both also said they didn't exactly know where to start or have someone they could trust.

That was enough for me to think I'd like to become that person.

Life insurance is also just part of it, we’re a full financial firm and can work in most areas.

If you're open for a conversation about where to start, please reach out and I'd be happy to help.

11/20/2024

Come help us, and ANEW Place with the Celebration of Trees event happening at the The University Mall, Dorset St. South Burlington!

Kickoff is Black Friday Nov 29th!

Volunteers needed sign up per spots and sponsorship's still available!

Click here for more info:
Anewplacevt.org
www.95Triplex.com

11/18/2024

I was today years old…

11/18/2024

If I have to stir it, it’s homemade.

11/01/2024

Celebration of Trees at the The University Mall will kick off on Black Friday!

Come join Mel B live and let’s help boost this much needed fundraising event!

It’ll be fun and for a great cause!

ANEW Place is looking for volunteers for their 4th Annual Celebration of Trees event!

If you are interested in volunteering between Nov 29 - Dec 15, check out the link here for more information and to sign up.

https://www.anewplacevt.org/cotvolunteer.html