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09/29/2023

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08/12/2023

1- F**K guns and roses without Slash!

2- A real man never uses hair product
(unless he's black)

3- Toilet paper is for qu**rs.

4- Gargling after a bl***ob
is how they make light beer.

5- I don’t have to an I Ain't gonna
lift the seat to whiz!

6- Just 'cause it's called
mens gymnastics doesn't mean it is.

7- Light roast coffee tastes like …gay

8- Libraries

9Backup parachutes

10- The Versailles Treaty

11- Seat belts

12- hurricane warnings

13- antifreeze

14-, helmets

15- C.P.R.

16- Kenny G.

17- Wheelchairs,

18- Gandhi

19-, rehab

20- brail

21- harmonies

Closing statement :

John Wayne wouldn't ever use a surge protector.
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun

My dad says that's for pu***es.

Adapted from the writings of Jim Pop.
Aka DUMB WHITE GUY
AKA KID FUNKY FRIED
(You can call him Cookie)

07/29/2023

I don’t wanna fall in the mud.
All I wanna do is sell my blood.

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