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02/19/2023

WLCN
Tax season is upon us, surrounding Countries pray for us, exotic animals, creepy crawlies, hooligans have hit the streets for the next 2 months. Walmart, auto stores,fast food, Mexican or Applebees isn’t safe people is everywhere. Please give your self and extra whole day to grocery shop. 🫡

02/18/2023

WLCN WEATHER.
Getting a late start today went from rain to flooding to a damn blizzard and sunny with 45 degrees low 36 tonight. Welcome to Kentucky folks where not only the people but the weather is also bipolar. 🫡

02/17/2023

WLCN!
If you are moving to Kentucky and you are Bipolar this is the place to be. Just a few reasons one day it’s Sunny and 75, next Day is Flooding with heavy rains, and then the day after it’s a fu***ng Blizzard all in the span of 72 hours.
Let’s not forget the people and tax season wintry mix and tax season equals Walmart being a damn s**t storm.🫡

02/17/2023

WLCN update
Goodmorning folks if you are traveling early this morning, and you have a job and responsibilities give yourself at least 20 minutes to get to work on time or if your like my aunt and just don’t give a s**t then show up late, the roads are floating this morning lots of water on them one minute your driving the next minute your skiing. Stay safe folks🫡

02/17/2023

WLCN School Report.
Good evening folks due to heavy rain and the ducks swimming in the ditches, our lovely Perry county schools is calling off school tomorrow god knows we wouldn’t wanna get those kids out and get them stuck at school all weekend and have them learn a little more. 3 day weekend I should say or maybe a 3 day bender for those lovely teachers of ours. May god be with our kids and this generation. Hope McDonald’s don’t want a college degree to flip burgers because this generation isn’t making it out of grade school. 🫡

02/16/2023

WLCN Weather Report..
Lost Creek Community

02/16/2023

WLCN updates.
Took a few days off for disability due to lack of movement in my fingers and back hurting to carrying around this much ass and attitude.

Anyways weather update. S**ts disgusting outside damn good day for ducks though. If it keeps this up I see my fellow rowdy community people hitting higher ground if they haven’t already from being gun shy. High 56 low 40’s. Stay a float my friends.

02/13/2023

WLCN UPDATE!
Good morning folks SuperBowl weekend no updates we are starting this morning! 27 degrees out there feels like 15, high 60 degree today. Be careful this morning you couldn’t stir this fog with your grannies biggest chili spoon.

02/13/2023

WLCN update
Superbowl According Papaw, they should’ve just had a P***o for the half time show, she’s stuttering and isn’t wearing any clothes, and if she’s pregnant he says the little feller is doing back flips in there with all the Air hu***ng she’s doing.

02/11/2023

WLCN Update.
Big Blue smoke house. Worst damn restaurant in town. Took us 2 days and 20 mins to get refill took our plates to a different table. Beer was hot s**ts nasty. Ordered medium well steak bitch was charcoal.
Dasher the weatherman.

02/10/2023

Um Dasher the Weatherman because you all won’t help a boy out. Im predicting better news in Lost Creek. WYMT

02/10/2023

WLCN News Flash!!
S**ts getting real on SuperBowl Sunday, if you plan on going some where pack your s**t cause you might be staying all night. And Parents of Perry County Schools District might as wells go ahead and tell your boss, inform your baby sitter because the as****es are going to be on their (DGOC) Don’t get off the couch days.
Dasher the Weatherman.

02/10/2023

WLCN update!!!
Good morning it’s been a hell of a week. It’s Pay Day, we have some how by the grace of god got a full week of education out of Perry County school district, and lost creeks tornader didn’t tear the holler all to hell last night. We are sitting at 46 degrees currently s**ts clear as a bell, high 51 degrees. Have a good day you guys work is already stressful enough it’s Friday, go home and drink a beer.🫡
Dasher the Weather Man

02/10/2023

WLCN Update!!!
Tonight Windernhell out there s**ts blowing every which way I looked. S**t that shouldn’t even be flying is taking flight. About like my job if bulls**t could fly it would’ve already took off. Beautiful day out there today high 71 but had to squint every where you walked, tonight low 47 so you won’t freeze to death. Keep a safe eye in the morning for those tree monsters laying across the road they are worse than deers jumping out in front of you.
Dasher the weatherman.

02/09/2023

WLCN weather update!!!
Good morning my lovely neighbors of Lost Creek shirts 59 degrees out as we speak, get out a do something today cut your non growing grass, trim the w**d plants you got behind your neighbors house under those pine trees, do something productive. High 68 today but some pretty wild wind so tie down your chickens, tighten up the neck strap on the garden hat and sit back an watch what blows your way!
Stay windy my friends
Dasher the weatherman..

02/08/2023

WLCN HAS REPORTED!!! ALERT! ALERT!!
I have been notified the people in our Lost Creek Community, that they have seen some Chinese Baroon Watchers and his sidekick to look over our community and keep us safe from the Chinese trying to spy on us. May god be with them. Welcome to the rice fields….
Dasher the Weather man…

02/08/2023

WLCN NEWS!!!! ALERT! ALERT!!
LAWD HAVE MERCY!!! I believe Perry County Superintendent is gonna let these kids get a full week of Edue-mah-cation this week. LORT KNOWS, us parent teachers ain’t gonna teach em nothing.
Stay Tuned the Worlds gone to hell in a hand basket.
Dasher for all your weather and news bulls**t.

02/08/2023

WLCN Update!!!
Goodmorning you miserable asses, it’s Hump day so don’t go around acting acting like your aunts Chihuahua hu***ng every thing and every one in sight. 45 out there as we speak but s**t feels like 32 or it might just be my pansy ass. High 62 today so let your kids wear what the hell they want don’t argue with them Jesus Christ.
Dasher the weatherman

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