Cynical Schlock

10/10/2023

1 year guys! We kicked off our podcast in October last year. We have a good collection of episodes out on spotify. Go check us out! We took a bit of a hiatus recently due to life getting in the way of recording but we just jumped back in the studio on Sunday and recorded a new episode. Expect some fresh episodes out soon! We may have a restructured schedule for a little but we can't wait to find more schlock to share with you guys!

10/09/2023

It’s the one year anniversary of our first cast! Click the link below or be doomed! We have some exciting news coming up that you will be wanting to follow us for. Stay tuned!

https://linktr.ee/cspcast?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=3e0d33e4-61fa-448a-b6b1-9f768abf5b4b

05/28/2023

Time to feast on some cotton candy and popcorn! Killer Klowns From Outer Space was released today in 1988!

Listen to our episode about it on Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/2Xs445mwH7GIpUmJG9CHwT?si=Nbe18W1PT2Gc6BjeB0biuQ

05/12/2023

Hey Everyone, we just wanted to reach out and apologize for our lack of communication lately. Life has thrown some curveballs our way, and we've been struggling to keep up with everything. Between Joey's new job and work schedule, and some personal issues we've been dealing with, we just haven't been able to get into the studio to record new episodes.

But don't worry, we haven't forgotten about you all! We wanted to remind you to check out our latest episode on Meatballs 2, if you haven't already. It's a classic, and we had a blast breaking it down for you.

In the meantime, we've decided to take a short hiatus to regroup and get everything back on track. We'll be back in a few weeks with a new episode that we're really excited about. We won't give away too much just yet.

As always, thanks for your support and understanding. We love all of you, and we can't wait to get back into the studio and start recording again. Stay tuned for more updates and news, and keep being awesome!

04/30/2023

🚨 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! Our latest episode on "Meatballs Part II" is finally out! 🎉 Sorry for the delay, folks. Joey's been busy with work, but we're back and ready to deliver some more hilarious movie reviews.

Join us as we dive into this '80s summer camp comedy and rate its awesomeness factor. It's a wild ride from start to finish, and we can't wait to share our thoughts with you.

So, grab some popcorn and listen to our latest episode on your favorite podcast app. And don't forget to follow us on Instagram and Facebook for more movie discussions and recommendations. We love hearing from you, so leave a comment and let us know what you think! 🍿🎬

04/20/2023

🚨 Important update: Due to our co-host Joey starting a new job, we won't be able to release a new episode today as originally planned. But don't worry, we'll be back later this week with a brand new episode!

In our upcoming episode, we'll be discussing "Meatballs Part II," the 1984 comedy film directed by Ken Wiederhorn and starring Richard Mulligan, Hamilton Camp, and Kim Richards.

Join us as we revisit this wacky summer camp adventure, complete with cheesy humor, slapstick comedy, and plenty of '80s nostalgia. We'll break down the plot, share our favorite moments, and of course, critique the cheesy goodness of this cult classic.

So stay tuned for our next episode, and don't forget to follow us on Instagram and Facebook for more horror movie reviews and discussions. Thanks for your support! 🖤

04/05/2023

Come find Aster Graves and Joey Von Otto at Weird Wednesday! . Asters Attic is set up in room two. We also have Cynical Schlock cards on our table!

04/05/2023

🍌🎬 New episode alert! This week we're talking about "Schlock," the 1973 horror-comedy film that's pure schlock from start to finish. Directed by John Landis and starring Saul Kahan, Joseph Piantadosi, and Don Weisberg, this B-movie gem follows a prehistoric ape named Schlock as it goes on a rampage through a small town, leaving chaos and destruction in its wake.

Join us as we discuss the wacky humor, cheesy special effects, and overall schlockiness of this cult classic. From the over-the-top gags to the corny one-liners, we can't wait to share our thoughts on this bananas movie! 🍌🔪

But we also want to hear from YOU! Have you seen "Schlock"? What did you think? Leave a comment and let us know! And if you enjoy our podcast, be sure to share it with your friends and followers. New listeners are always welcome. 🎧

Thanks for tuning in! And don't forget to follow us on Instagram and Facebook for more horror movie reviews and discussions

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03/24/2023

Hey horror fans, just a reminder that a new episode of our podcast is out now! 👻🎧

In this week's episode, we watched "Bunnyman2" and shared our thoughts on this forgettable slasher movie. It's a lively discussion you don't want to miss!

If you haven't listened yet, click the link in our bio or visit the Spotify link below to hear the full episode:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3uVrYh6LvzVGHlUaaYdyPa?si=f761fffe7b5945bf

And if you have already tuned in, we would love to hear your feedback! Let us know what you think in the comments below.

Stay tuned for more episodes coming soon, and don't forget to follow us for more horror movie reviews and discussions. Thanks for listening! 🔪🎬

03/23/2023

🚨 New episode alert! 🚨

In this week's episode, we watched "Bunnyman2" and it's safe to say we were not impressed 😬 Join us as we break down every moment of this forgettable horror movie and try to find any redeeming qualities in this mess.

If you're a fan of horror movies or just enjoy hearing lively discussions about movies, you don't want to miss this episode! Click the link in our bio to listen now.

Don't forget to follow us on Instagram and reach out to us with any feedback or suggestions for future episodes. And if you like what you hear, please leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform.

Thank you for listening and stay tuned for more episodes! 🎧🔪

03/08/2023

This week on Cynical Schlock, we're taking a deep dive into the 1984 Troma classic, "The Toxic Avenger." But that's not all – Last week, we had the opportunity to meet the director of the film, , and we'll be discussing that experience on this episode.
Join us as we explore the twisted world of "The Toxic Avenger," directed by Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman, and starring Mitch Cohen, Andree Maranda, and Mark Torgl. We'll be discussing everything from the film's campy humor to its outrageous violence, and sharing our thoughts on whether this movie is worth a watch.
So grab your popcorn and get ready for a wild ride as we delve into the bizarre world of "The Toxic Avenger" with Cynical Schlock. And don't forget to leave us a review and let us know what you thought of the episode!
To get in touch with us, you can reach out via email at [email protected], or visit our website at https://linktr.ee/cspcast. As always, we want to give credit where credit is due, and thank the band Psychostick for their awesome opening theme music, "Obey the Beard"

02/27/2023

The TROMAZING weird Wednesday in Fort Worth Texas is showcasing Uncle Lloydies 2006 fowl feature POULTRYGEIST:NIGHT OF THE CHICKEN DEAD. And who better to ask your deep fried questions than himself. Get your tickets now Link in bio!

02/27/2023

Super excited to meet Uncle Lloyd on Wednesday!

Troma is going to Texas! More details at link in bio!!

02/24/2023

We're sorry to announce that there won't be a new episode of our podcast this week. Almost everyone on our crew came down with Covid, but we're happy to say that we've all recovered and are ready to get back to work. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

While you wait for our next episode, we want to let you know that you can support our podcast over on Spotify. If you enjoy our content, please consider making a donation by visiting the link below. Your support helps us continue to create great content for you all.

https://anchor.fm/cynical-schlock/support

Thank you for your continued support and we can't wait to bring you more entertaining content next week.

02/16/2023

🚨🆕 CREW MEMBER ALERT 🆕🚨

From deep in the forest with the Jersey Devil comes our newest crew member. Fueled by the blood of her enemies and pure ACAB energy, our tech gremlin Marie Castevet brings you our dope images for our posts. While behind the scenes, she helps keep us on track and in ok-ish spirits. Without her, our little crew would be incomplete.

02/15/2023

🎬 New episode alert! In the latest episode of Cynical Schlock, we review "Bloodz Vs Wolvez," a cheesy 2006 horror film about a battle between werewolves and vampires. Written and directed by Zachary Snygg, this low-budget movie has become a cult classic in its own right. Join us as we break down every cringeworthy moment and try to find the silver lining in this schlocky mess.

🎧 Listen to the latest episode of Cynical Schlock now on your favorite podcast app. And don't forget to follow us here on Instagram and on Facebook at Cynical Schlock. You can also reach us at [email protected] and check out the episode here: https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/3ZXwE1yRrxb

visit our website at https://linktr.ee/cspcast.

🎶 And a special shoutout to for our awesome theme song "Obey the Beard." 🤘

02/10/2023

🚨EPISODE ALERT🚨 The wait is finally over! Episode 2 of Season 2 of Cynical Schlock is finally here, and it's all about the 1988 cult classic, "Killer Klowns from Outer Space". We apologize for the delay, but I was down with the flu and wasn't able to get it posted on time. However, better late than never, right?

Join us as we delve into the absurd world of Killer Klowns and explore the plot, characters, special effects and much more. You can listen to the episode now by clicking the link in our bio. And don't forget to leave us a review and let us know what you thought of the film.

Follow us at and stay tuned for more episodes of Cynical Schlock 🎧 Link to episode: https://anchor.fm/cynical-schlock/episodes/Episode-12-Killer-Klowns-from-Outer-Space-1988-e1up6k4 "

02/06/2023

Attention all Cynical Schlock fans! Have you listened to our latest episode yet? Season 2 is off to a great start as we review Surf N***s Must Die. But the fun doesn't stop there! This Wednesday, get ready for a hilarious and creepy episode as we dive into Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Trust us, you won't want to miss it! Head over to our Anchor page (https://anchor.fm/cynical-schlock) and give it a listen. And don't forget to let us know your thoughts! ***sMustDie

02/02/2023

Attention all movie lovers! 🎥 Get ready for a wild ride as we review the classic Troma film, "Surf N***s Must Die" in our first episode of Season 2! Join us as we dive into this over-the-top, action-packed movie, filled with surfers, N***s, and plenty of explosions! 💥 Make sure to tune in and find out what we thought of this 80's gem! New episodes drop every Wednesday, so mark your calendars and join us for some fun! 🎶 With a brand new opening theme by the one and only , you don't want to miss out on this episode! ***sMustDie 🎵

02/01/2023

🚨 NEW EP ALERT 🚨 It's finally here! The first episode of Season 2 of Cynical Schlock is live and we're kicking things off with a bang! Join us as we review the cult classic "Surf N***s Must Die". From Troma Entertainment, this film is a wild ride that you won't want to miss. Get ready for a heated debate as we discuss the plot, characters, and special effects. And to top it off, we have a brand new opening theme from the one and only to get you pumped up for each episode. Hit play now and let us know what you think in the comments! 🌊🏄‍♂️🔥 ***sMustDie .

https://anchor.fm/cynical-schlock/episodes/Episode-11-Surf-N***s-Must-Die-1987-e1ualqt

02/01/2023

🚨 Attention all B-Movie lovers! 🚨

Season 2 of the Cynical Schlock Podcast is here, and we're starting things off with a bang! 💥

Tomorrow, tune in as we dive into the wacky world of "Surf N***s Must Die" 🏄‍♂️🏄‍♀️ This Troma classic is sure to have you on the edge of your seat!

And to top it off, we have a brand new opening theme from the one and only to get you pumped up for each episode.

Mark your calendars, and make sure to listen in every Wednesday for all the B-Movie madness!

***sMustDie

01/10/2023

🚨 Did you know 🚨 that back in September 2022, two members of the Cynical Schlock crew, Aster and Joey, had a blast on Unqualified Observers Podcast discussing the epic disaster movie Moonfall! With Kelham and Thomas. Directed by Roland Emmerich and starring Halle Berry, Patrick Wilson, and John Bradley, this intense film follows a team of unlikely heroes as they race against time to save the Earth from a catastrophic collision with the Moon. If you missed it the first time around, now's your chance to catch up! Head over to wherever you listen to your podcasts and give it a listen. Direct link to the episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0Ad4kw2TikVtod29izbfm1?si=GI2VSvYjRzKvNQ3IwbfqUQ&utm_source=copy-link



Aster and Joey had such a great time on the episode and they loved discussing the movie with Kelham and Thomas. If you enjoyed the episode, please share it with your friends, and leave a review on both of our podcasts on the platform you listen to, this help us to grow and improve our shows. Thank you for listening and supporting us!

01/10/2023

🚨 Attention all fans of terrible movies and podcasts 🚨

Are you looking for a new podcast to sink your teeth into? Look no further than Cynical Schlock! We've been regularly reviewing the worst films out there since October, and we're excited to invite new listeners to join our community. Follow the link in our bio or use our Linktree link (https://linktr.ee/cspcast) to catch up on all of our episodes now! With 10 episodes already available, there's plenty of content to keep you entertained and laughing for hours.



🤡🎪 Join the Cynical Schlock community now and get ready for a wild ride through the world of terrible films 🤡🎪

01/09/2023

🚨 Attention all horror and comedy fans 🚨

While we're between seasons of Cynical Schlock, be sure to catch up on all of our previous episodes featuring some of the worst films we could find. From the horror-comedy of Doom Asylum to the absurdity of Shark Exorcist and Invisible Dad, we've covered a wide range of terrible movies. Follow the link in our bio or use our Linktree link (https://linktr.ee/cspcast) to check out all of our episodes featuring Hobgoblins, ThanksKilling, Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny, Elf-Man, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, and of course, Jack Frost. Join the Cynical Schlock community and keep the schlock going until our new season begins!

01/06/2023

🚨 Horror movie lovers, don't miss out 🚨

Our latest episode of Cynical Schlock features a review of the chilling film Jack Frost. Follow the story of a serial killer turned into a murderous snowman after being covered in toxic waste. Will he be stopped before he kills again? Tune in to find out what we thought of this horror classic.



Join the Cynical Schlock community and give us a follow for more horror movie reviews and laughs. Our new season starts on January 29th, but in the meantime, catch up on all of our previous episodes using our Linktree link: https://linktr.ee/cspcast. Thanks for listening!

01/05/2023

🚨 Attention all horror fans 🚨

Don't miss out on our newest episode of Cynical Schlock, where we review the chilling film Jack Frost. Follow the story of a serial killer who, after being covered in toxic waste, is transformed into a murderous snowman. Will he be stopped before he kills again? Tune in to find out what we thought of this horror classic.



If you love horror movies as much as we do, give us a follow and join the Cynical Schlock community. We'll be back for a new season starting on January 29th, but in the meantime, be sure to catch up on all of our previous episodes using our Linktree link: https://linktr.ee/cspcast. Thanks for listening!

01/05/2023

"Hey everyone, just a quick reminder that our newest episode of Cynical Schlock is still available for all your horror movie needs. In this episode, we review the chilling film Jack Frost. Follow the story of a serial killer who, after being covered in toxic waste, is transformed into a murderous snowman. Will he be stopped before he kills again? Tune in to find out what we thought of this horror classic.



If you haven't already, give us a follow and stay tuned for more terrifying movie reviews. We'll be back for a new season starting on January 29th, but in the meantime, be sure to catch up on all of our previous episodes using our Linktree link: https://linktr.ee/cspcast. Thanks for listening!

01/03/2023

Attention all horror fans! Our newest episode of Cynical Schlock is now live and it's a doozy – we review the horror movie Jack Frost. Follow the story of a serial killer who, after being covered in toxic waste, is transformed into a murderous snowman. Will he be stopped before he kills again? Tune in to find out what we thought of this chilling film.



Don't miss out on all the spooky fun – give us a follow and stay tuned for more terrifying movie reviews. We'll be back for a new season starting on January 29th, but in the meantime, be sure to catch up on all of our previous episodes using our Linktree link: https://linktr.ee/cspcast. Thanks for listening!

01/02/2023

Hey everyone! Can't wait for the next season of Cynical Schlock to start on January 29th? In the meantime, be sure to catch up on all 10 episodes of our first season! We've reviewed a range of movies, from heartwarming family films to chilling horror movies.

Check out all of our episodes using our Linktree link: https://linktr.ee/cspcast



Don't forget to leave us a review and let us know what you thought of the first season. And if you have any suggestions for movies you'd like us to review in the next season, send us a message or use the hashtag . See you on January 29th!"