The Silky Mom

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03/05/2025

You can say "please" and "thank you" all you want, and your toddler will never repeat it.
But, I swear, if you say "that b*tch-ass motherf*cking c*nt” ONE TIME
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03/03/2025

“Every woman has a bit of Marilyn inside of her.
You just have to find out if it’s Monroe or Manson.”

—unknown

02/28/2025

My birthstone is a cheese curd.

02/27/2025

When people arrive in Hawaii, they are greeted with a lei. If this tradition were adopted across the U.S., what unique item would each state present to visitors upon arrival?

I’ll go first.
In Indiana, you would receive a breaded tenderloin sandwich with corn on the cob, followed by a complimentary car accident.

And lets not forget how they send home this information the Thursday before😭 OP jenny_okeefe via IG
02/25/2025

And lets not forget how they send home this information the Thursday before
😭

OP jenny_okeefe via IG

02/25/2025

Unpopular opinion: “Longlegs” was a stellar watch.

Quite frankly, we should be worse
02/21/2025

Quite frankly, we should be worse

B**b the builderYes we can
02/20/2025

B**b the builder
Yes we can

02/20/2025

Blake Lively acting like a victim is the craziest thing l've Amber Heard

02/19/2025

My child: “Mommy, how did I get sick again?

Me: *thinks back to my child doing the worm at the grocery store* “It’s probably because you didn't eat your broccoli last night.”

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to annoy the s**t out of a handsome man for the rest of my life. Happy bi...
02/13/2025

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to annoy the s**t out of a handsome man for the rest of my life.

Happy birthday to the man who never “sleeps on” making me feel special ♄

The look on my toddler’s face while yanking out all the toys I just cleaned up
02/12/2025

The look on my toddler’s face while yanking out all the toys I just cleaned up

02/10/2025

I love knowing that no matter how bad of a day I might be having, Kendrick gonna make sure Drake is having a worse one

02/04/2025

Get yourself a “lights & darks” laundry hamper so your husband will have something to throw his dirty clothes next to

01/13/2025

The best type of conversation in the morning is the type where everyone shuts the f*ck up while I drink my coffee

01/02/2025

New year, new me—I’m going to be even worse.

12/31/2024

Don’t forget to p**p by 11:59 tonight so you’re not carrying the same sh*t into the new year.

12/28/2024

The period between Christmas and New Year is known as the taint.

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