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THE SECRET NEWS reflects a better vision for Emeryville, one that addresses the needs and desires of the people who live and work here. Sshh. Things don’t last.

Citizens are demanding better schools, quality housing and jobs, more parks, and neighborhoods safe from excessive traffic, pollution, and noise. The principle goals of the THE SECRET NEWS are to build community, provide a voice to Emeryville residents often ignored by the people in power, and to hold that power to account. THE SECRET NEWS wants to provide Emeryville residents with a way to partic

ipate in shaping the future of their city. THE NAME
We stole it from George Carlin:

The Secret News
by George Carlin

Good Evening ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the secret news. Here’s the secret news:

All people are afraid. No one knows what they’re doing. Everything is getting worse. Some people deserve to die. Your money is worthless. No one is properly dressed. At least one of your children will disappoint you. The system is rigged. Your house will never be completely clean. All teachers are incompetent. There are people who really dislike you. Nothing is as good as it seems. No one is paying attention. The country is dying. God doesn’t care. Sshhhhhh…..

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