01/31/2024
He's the greatest hero... of the mall.
In 1995, when Paul Blart was just a boy, there was a mall cop named Mel Cool, self-proclaimed "sentinel of stress-free shopping." The comic creation of Walt Jaschek and Don Secrease starred in some humor-packed independent comic books throughout the 90s, pre-dating that other Mall Cop by more than a decade.
Now in our store: a Mel Cool digital download!: https://ko-fi.com/s/0ece2859c3 This 36-page comic collection reprints, in digital form, Mel's first three print adventures, in all their black-and-white, Duotone glory. If this collection doesn't flash you back to black-and-white indy comics of the 90s, we'd have to interrupt Mel Cool: Mall Cop before his donut break.
Stories include: "Ugly Incident on Level 90" and "The Mystery of the Missing Morons." Writer: Walt Jaschek. Artist: Don Secrease.
Here is the afterward to the comic by Walt.
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AFTERWORD TO THE COMIC
Mel Cool has been glaring at me for a long time.
It’s a suspicious glare (of course,) on that seems to say, “Hey! No loitering… lowlife!” The comic you hold in your hands is an attempt to get the guy off my case.
It’s like this.
I doodled an early incarnation of MC:MC in the summer of ’86. I pitched the concept to friend and ace illustrator Tony Patti, who drew the splash page from the first script, then moved to Italy. Just for a few years.
Enter Don Secrease, another old friend and inventive comics artist, whose work has appeared in DC Comics, pal. Don got into the concept, and drew up the crewcut-clad Mel we see and defer to today.
In 1987, Don and I produced t-shirts bearing the character and distributed them to friends and clients, as a holiday present and promotion for our respective freelance businesses. The achieved fun-osity.
Be there Mel stood, frozen, as we got deeply distracted by, you know, our jobs Meanwhile, the guy on the those shirts seems to gripe: “When do I get my own comic… lowlife?”
Hence: when we decided to create mini-comics showcasing the characters in our arsenal, Mel was already showered and dressed.
We looked out upon the sea of grim, humourless, self-important, vigilante “heroes” flooding modern comics, and we said to ourselves, “room for one more!”
This sample is a mere taste of the Mel Cool milieu. Waiting within Massive Mall are despicable villains, loyal comrades, secret lovers, and people looking endlessly for the food court.
Observing from a hidden berth, the Secret Masters of the Mall, mysterious rules who, if provoked, could present civilisation from ever shopping again.
Maybe this mini-comic will stop Mel from glaring at me, at least for a while. But, then, look at the guy:
Maybe it won’t.
— Walt Jaschek, 1995
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QUESTIONS WITH WALT JASCHEK REGARDING PAUL BLART
(Published online in 2009)
Q. Are you getting a piece of the action from the new movie "Paul Blart: Mall Cop," opening January 16, 2009, in theaters everywhere?
A. No.
Q. Why is that?
A. Paul Blart: Mall Cop is not (as far as we know or can legally prove) based on Mel Cool: Mall Cop®, the long-running comicbook and web series created by Don Secrease and me in 1995, even though there was both a Mel Cool feature film screenplay and a cartoon series pilot script floating around Hollywood for years.
Q. What is your reaction to that?
A. Existential sadness mixed with raging anger.
Q. Really?
A. No, I'm just playin' with you.
Q. What?
A. I'm cool with it. Mel Cool with it. I'm philosophical about the whole thing.
Q. "Philosophical?"
A. Yes. In fact, let me put on this toga. [Rummages through a box of costumes, looking for the toga.]
A. [Finds toga, puts it on.] Ah, here it is! My philosophy is, "live and learn."
Q. All that for that?
A. "Live and learn." To the victor, the spoils. That is, to the first one to actually get a star and a deal and Happy Meal tie-ins, the spoils. Have we gleaned nothing from "Entourage"? Next time we bring a comedy concept to Hollywood, we dig in like a pit bulls on amphetamines.
Q. [quickly changes subject] So: you're not bitter?
A. No. I really think it's just great comic minds thinking alike. The movie looks really funny, actually. Kevin James. He knows from funny.
Q. We believe you. Um, are you going to leave that toga on?
A. Yes. I think it's flattering to my shape.
Q. Thanks, Walt.
A. Thanks, Q.
— Walt Jaschek, 2009
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