Rabbit Troop Sucks, Denver, CO (2025)

01/10/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Cabin Boy (1994):

When Hazel’s mom, Carolyne, requests Cabin Boy, you get on that! Nathanial Mayweather (Chris Elliot) is a snob and a real jerk. But, he is a fancy lad. After he boards the wrong boat, he is trapped amongst the crew (Ritch Brinkley, James Gammon, Brian Doyle-Murray and Brion James) who despise him. Nathanial desperately wants to get to Hawaii to meet up with his richy-rich father. Along the way, the crew pick up Trina (Melora Walters), and Nathanial is insta-smitten. With a little luck, this cabin boy will become a cabin man. RTS searches the seas for love and wigs. Hazel, Jeremy and Collin fight an ice monster and a giant. When you have a moment of downtime, sample some fish stick kitties.

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01/07/2025

Thank you to Shoutout Colorado for the interview!

We had the good fortune of connecting with Paul Demarte...

01/03/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Real Genius (1985):

It’s a new year! Let’s open it by celebrating the 40th anniversary of Real Genius. You deserve it! Mitch Taylor (Gabriel Jarret) is a 15-year-old prodigy who has been accepted into a university to work on a freakin’ laser. He gets to work with legendary genius (and outlandish) Chris Knight (Val Kilmer) on this project. Mitch wants Chris to focus. Chris wants Mitch to loosen up. It’s like a pair of opposite lasers. That’s a thing, right? Meanwhile, some guy (Jon Gries) has been disappearing in their closet. Psssst. His name is Lazlo. Why were they designing this laser to begin with? HATHAWAY (William Atherton)! He must have a doctorate in being a scamp. He’s been taking military funding for his department and using it for his house renovations. RTS sled down dorm hallways made of ice. Collin and Jeremy swim through mounds of popcorn. “Pop pop!”

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12/27/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Last Action Hero (1993):

Do you have a golden ticket? Do you want to sing about it? Danny (Austin O’Brien) has been given a magical one. It was originally from Houdini. While watching a midnight screener of his favorite action star, Jack Slater (Arnold Schwarzenegger), Danny is transported into the film. Now, he serves as a comedic sidekick in a zany fantasy world based on Hollywood tropes. Benedict (Charles Dance) gets his hands on the ticket and uses it for strange and somewhat undefined purposes. All of this spills back into the real world while Jack learns bullets and punching things hurt. There might be other lessons, but that’s not what it’s all about. RTS get some valuable insight from Death (Ian McKellen). He makes a mean Old Fashioned. Jeremy, Collin and La-Mar hang with Whiskers (Danny Devito) and get the end of the year party started. Let’s celebrate with this underrated flick everyone has been asking for. Cheers!

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12/24/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Tuesday! Die Hard 2 (1990):

A bonus holiday episode! What!? Can’t keep a good holiday down! We’ll visit the past to talk in our present, and you can listen in our future. John McClane (Bruce Willis) is back! Back but in D.C. to see the in-laws for Christmas. And he’s now LAPD? But Dulles was actually filmed at the old Stapleton airport in Denver! Baddies are everywhere! Planes are running out of fuel. Reporters are trying to get the inside scoop. A reindeer is supposed to arrive! McClane is just trying to pick up his wife. Between the terrorist acts led by Colonel Stuart (William Sadler), secret soldier missions with Major Grant (John Amos) and shoddy police work with Carmine Lorenzo (Dennis Franz), McClane is going to have to adhere to all of these ghosts’ advice and warnings or he may never change. He also icicle-stabs a guy in the eye! RTS dance it up at Old Fezziwg’s. Jeremy and Collin make sure that there is enough prize turkey for all.“Yippie kayak other buckets.”

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12/20/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Gremlins (1984):

Happy holidays, everyone! It’s time for winter, and it’s time for another Joe Dante film. The year of Dante continues on! After daddy/the father (Hoyt Axton) sneaks off with a Mogwai from Chinatown, he gifts it to his son, Billy (Zach Galligan), just before Christmas. There are some rules that need to be followed for Gizmo (the Mogwai). Within a day, Billy amazingly disregards these rules, and now this once adorable cuddle fluff has multiplied into a horde of mischievous monsters running amuck within town. Somehow, Kate (Phoebe Cates) is forced to bartend these creatures. Kinda seems like a fun time. Meanwhile, Pete (Corey Feldman) and the rest of town try to defend themselves. RTS contemplates which gremlin can hang out on the podcast. La-Mar, Jeremy and Collin throw gremlins into pools with reckless abandon. These creatures might replace the family dog! Have fun and avoid BRIGHT LIGHT! BRIGHT LIGHT!

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12/13/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Santa’s Slay (2005):

Santa Claus is coming to town! Also, he hates you, children and all that is good. So, little known fact, Santa (Bill Goldberg) is actually the demon son of Satan and Ericka. After losing a bet to an angel, Santa has been forced to bear gifts and be jolly for a thousand years. Now, that timeline is up! Nicolas (Douglas Smith) is a young, hapless doof in the dating department, but somehow his hot-to-go work friend, Mary/”Mac”(Emilie de Ravin), is going to help him out. ‘Tis the season! As Mac helps Nicolas learn about giving, Grandpa (Robert Culp) will reveal his true past and help take down the red menace. Pastor Timmons (Dave Thomas) will be at Gold Diggers. RTS hang out in the bunker with hot chocolate and holiday cheer. Jeremy, La-Mar, Collin and Hazel Bazooka-blast some flying demon reindeer! Also, Collin wants to remind you that “Christmas can scare the Dickens out of you.”

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12/06/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Strange Brew (1983):

A gigantic thank you to our listener, Jim, for requesting this fizzy-comedic flick. Bob (Rick Moranis) and Doug McKenzie (Dave Thomas) somehow obtain jobs at the Elsinore Brewery. Between the free beer and beer-related tasks they are in charge of, these hosers just reached heaven. Unfortunately, Brewmeister Smith (Max von Sydow) is planning to brainwash everyone with his mind-controlling beer serum. It’s time for global domination! Pam (Lynne Griffin) is trying to take over for her dad – her ghost dad? With a little help from Jean LaRose (Angus MacInnes) and a bit of buffoonery from Claude (Paul Dooley), beer might be had! Wait, is that the goal? We’ll figure it out along the way. RTS hangs out with Ted (Brian McConnachie) and plays some gloomy keyboard sequences. La-Mar, Collin and Jeremy are going to have to drink their way out of this mess. Don’t be a k**b and join us as we take on some sudsy villainy!

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11/28/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Thursday! Son in Law (1993):

Visit the Shore[s] this Thanksgiving! We hope you all had/are having wonderful holidays! Did you “chow down and munch on some grindage”? Too much food? Too much family? Too much indulgence? Wash it all down with another pie or two. We’ve got a holiday tale to get to. Rebecca Warner (Carla Gugino) leaves her small town in South Dakota for UCLA. School is going well, but, socially, she is having a hard time adjusting. Rebecca befriends strange and erratic Crawl (Pauly Shore), and she decides to invite him home for Thanksgiving break. The Warner family might not be ready for this level of, uh, energy. Hell, the entire town might not be ready. Dad (Lane Smith) is having the hardest time. But, that’s the Shore magic! He brings everyone together. There’s magic and Tracy (Tiffani Thiessen) dancing! Town miracle! RTS avoid getting weezed and look for fresh nugs. Jeremy, Collin and La-Mar test out their Steven Tyler pajamas. Don’t let it tweak your melon!

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11/22/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Shoot ‘Em Up (2007):

A huge thank you to our listener, Jake, for requesting this Gun-Fu epic! Mr. Smith (Clive Owen) doesn’t like that some randos are trying to put a baby mama in the corner – and then the baby in a corner too! Nope! Gun mode level 12! These goons didn’t know Smith is a gun-god! Most of these thugs go down quickly, but these bosses don’t like Smith interfering. Smith, with concerns for the child, seeks the aid of Donna (Monica Bellucci) to keep this newborn safe. While sleuthing together, a bit of a mystery is unraveled. Also, there is a s*x shoot-out! Behind the scenes, Hertz (Paul Giamatti) has some other plans going on. RTS join Death (Julian Richings) while driving everyone around. La-Mar makes sure to Home Alone warehouses while taking down hordes of crumb bums for hire. Make sure to grab a bunch of carrots to pregame for this nonstop bullet bonanza!

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11/15/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! The Perfect Weapon (1991):

Our friend Reg (Cubicle Comrades podcast) requested and joins us for his Rabbit Troop Sucks debut, and you’ll see his distraction knife. Then, it’s too late! Jeff Sanders (Jeff Speakman) has a lot of anger and a lot of flashbacks stored inside himself. So many flashbacks! Snap! “It’s gettin’ kinda hectic.” Through his training in Kenpo, he tries to temper all of this. Master Lo (Seth Sakai) sends him on a lifelong quest to become a man. When the Korean mafia kills his friend Kim (Mako), the rage bubbles over. Through the guidance of Yung (James Hong), Jeff tries to seek vengeance. But, is this the way? Jimmy (Dante Basco) is there for the assist! Bangarang! Professor Toru Tanaka is going to try to slowly get you! Oh, and Mariska Hargitay is in this film! RTS make sure to combine the Kenpo sticks, especially at the Croc-Pit Club. You have to! La-Mar, Jeremy and Collin will show you the way of the dragon, but will you see it? Whatever your answer, that’s so tiger of you!

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11/08/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Over the Top (1987):

Thank you to our listener, Hillary, for requesting this film that is ripe with the top. Many have taken this as a tutorial on being a power top. Lincoln Hawk (Sylvester Stallone) has been gone, but now he’s back! He’s got the green light from his hospitalized wife, Christina (Susan Blakely), that he can reconnect with his son, Michael (David Mendenhall). Time for an epic father and son road trip! Homies for life! And, Linc shows Mike the ways of the road and the strong arm – truck apparatus and all. You know who doesn’t like any of this? Granpaps! Jason Cutler (Robert Loggia) is going to attempt to shut down the fun all along the way. Only an arm-wrestling competition with major prizes will settle this score. Watch out for Bull (Rick Zumwalt)! Someone is going to have to get the strap. RTS glisten with the best of them. Jeremy swallows a lit cigar and tries to own you. Hazel makes her Rabbit Troop Sucks debut by drinking some motor oil and breaking some wrists. One way or another, get in on this big rig of an adventure!

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11/01/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Iron Eagle (1986):

Thank you to our listener, Ryan, for requesting this high-flying amazingness. Doug (Jason Gedrick) dreams of being a fighter pilot just like his father. His father (Tim Thomerson) is shot down and captured, and it seems that the U.S. government isn’t moving quickly enough to rescue him. Now, he’s got three days to live, and Doug will gain the Obi Wan wisdom of Chappy (Louis Gossett Jr.). With the aid of all of Doug’s friends, some light hacking, moving some F-16s and rockets around, they forge a friendship and a rescue plan that just might work. Also, all of this is extremely illegal and seems unlikely. But, hell, it’s time to fly like an eagle. An iron eagle! RTS strap reel-to-reel tape decks to their legs, and they let the rock flow. La-Mar, Collin and Jeremy hot dog every-which-way. When are they not hot doggin’ around? “This one’s for you, Chappy.”

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10/30/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Wednesday! The Frighteners (1996):

Welcome back to another SUPER HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR episode! Happy Halloween from RTS! Frank Bannister (Michael J. Fox), after an accident, has the ability to communicate with the deceased. Of course, using these powers to scare up some profits is going to be the first order of business. Lucy (Trini Alvarado) just lost her husband and is open to Frank’s ghost-vibe. Things seem to go well, but now, a death-like apparition is killing the people of Fairwater. It’s truly heart crushing. Agent Milton Dammers (Jeffrey Combs) has his own theories about these mysterious deaths, and he has a lead plated vest. Frank, his ghost pals and his offroad driving might be the way to put a stop to it. RTS need an out-of-body experience right now. La-Mar, Jeremy, Collin and Rami all make sure they’re not another number in the kill spree. Get ready for some spooky film trivia. “What about the guy in the toilet? What did he do to you?”

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10/25/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Silver Bullet (1985):

“I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand.” What we are dealing with here is not hunger. People are in danger. You know this small town is not going to let a bunch of violent murders go on. Who is doing this? Human? Animal? Everyone is upset and taking it in their own hands. In the middle of the night, after sneaking out, Marty (Corey Haim) witnesses the truth. This is a monster! Luckily, he escapes, but only barely, after this encounter. With the aid of his sister, Jane (Megan Follows), Marty desperately tries to convince Uncle Red (Gary Busey) of what has been really happening in town. Uncle Red, beyond his better judgement, agrees to assist the duo with their supernatural conspiracies. We’re glad he did. RTS avoids the rolling fog marsh lands during the full moon. Collin, La-Mar and Jeremy meet “a sort of wizard in weapons.” Get this Stephen King work on your list! “I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was perfect.”

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10/18/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Death Spa (1988):

Everything is very la-di-da – at the death spa. Worry not, if you become cut up or even haunted, you’ll get a few months for free. Michael Evens (William Bumiller) can make all of your dreams come true. Well, your gym dreams. His wife Catherine (Shari Shattuck) died a year ago. He thinks that’s a bummer, but with the comfort of Laura (Brenda Bakke), he’s been doing okay. And, in the gym business in the 80s, things moved fast! Now we have some kind of phantasm going all Scobby-kill-you-do where people want to work out. Or party. Or touch. Twin-sibling of Catherine, David (Merritt Butrick), was at home hacking. It’s all cool. PS: GHOST! RTS take in a nice ethereal soak after their extreme workouts. Jeremy, Collin and La-Mar grab some juice mixers and enjoy the party. Too bad the roof is now really on fire! Is this gym membership worth your soul? Probably!

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10/11/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992):

We thank our listener, Jenna, and their fine request for this film. We all had a lot of fun watching this. Buffy (Kristy Swanson) has been chosen! She has some powers and some past lives, and now it’s time to send these fanged-sob’s right back into the ground! But, she’ll do it while ninja-kicking, heart-stabbing and accessorizing. Everyone wants some of Buffy’s time! Teen drama alert! Pike (Luke Perry) wants some special time. Awww! Lothos (Rutger Hauer) wants bitey-kill time! Merrick (Donald Sutherland) is trying to make up for lost training time. And, Amilyn (Paul Reubens) gets some staby time. There is very little time for cheerleading practice because of this. RTS are likely to accept invitations to graveyards from strangers. Where and when? Collin and La-Mar try not to get “thrashed” and split a hot dog. Cover your necks and be careful who you invite inside – especially if they’re floating. Fulfill your destiny!

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10/04/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982):

Welcome to October fun month! No Michael Myers here. Beloved company Silver Shamrock just wants to celebrate Halloween by making the world’s coolest masks. Dr. Daniel Challis/”Dr. Bang” (Tom Atkins) can’t let being a tomcat in the city be enough. So, he takes his dead patient’s daughter, Ellie (Stacey Nelkin), to explore where these masks are coming from. Yes, there are dudes ripping faces off and then dousing themselves in gasoline and exploding themselves. People may or may not have smuggled Stonehenge here. Conal Cochran (Dan O’Herlihy) won’t reveal his tricks but will walk you through everything. And Ellie, she’s old enough for the Doc. “I’m older than I look.” “What’s that?” “Who cares?” In the end, a company just wants Halloween to be fun for you and your family. RTS are going to laser button everyone in town! Face melt! Rami, Jeremy and La-Mar sip on the “champagne of beers” while making bad decisions and inappropriate payphone calls. Make sure to investigate your demon microchip masks and get ready for a road trip to “the factory” in Santa Mira.

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