Rabbit Troop Sucks, Denver, CO (2025)

02/21/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Star Knight (1985):

Cosmic fella who can’t breathe the same air as his love is in a real dilemma. This stellar tale of love is as old as the cosmos. Ix (Miguel Bosé) is not a starman, and he’s not waiting in the sky. He’s collecting the spirits of animals – as you do. When Princess Alba (Maria Lamor) goes swimming in the n**e, Star Knight takes her into the “dragon.” Klever (Harvey Keitel) doesn’t like that! And, he wants to be knighted. With the aid of Fray Lupo (Fernando Rey), these two idiots will accomplish nothing along the way. If you can see anything in this film, you just passed an eye exam. RTS tells their doctor, Boetius (Klaus Kinski), that they need some kind of elixir of immortality. Jeremy falls in love with this entire film production. La-Mar takes on the Green Knight. Collin now communicates through a series of hums and beeps. We hope you see your seven spirits.

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02/14/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Blast from the Past (1999):

You are cordially invited to an epic Guy-entine’s Day. Fill your cups up with mimosas and grab a handful of chocolate hearts. We did! Adam (Brendon Fraser) has grown up in a fallout shelter. His parents, Calvin (Christopher Walken) and Helen (Sissy Spacek), hid there in what they thought was a nuclear blast. Now, 35 years later, the vault is open, and Adam is sent into the modern world above to gather supplies and information. Adam immediately falls for Eve (Alicia Silverstone), but will she be charmed by his chivalrous ways of the past? It’s a Rom-Com, so you can bet on it! RTS starts an ice-cream cult. Jeremy, La-Mar and Collin bathe in cheap perfume and offer plush teddy bears and cardboard-aftertaste candies. Don’t get your heart broken. But, if it happens, we’ll help you put it back together. U R Sweet!

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02/07/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! The Longest Yard (1974):

It’s time for an American sporting tradition as old as this tradition itself. Tradition activated! Super Bowl time! Get your favorite snacks and peeps together. We hope your favorite teams do the things you want them to do. No slobberknockers necessary. A disgraced football player, Paul Crewe (Burt Reynolds), spirals out of control and lands himself in prison. Once there, a delusional warden (Eddie Albert) forces Crewe to train a group of inmates to take on the guards led by Captain Knauer (Ed Lauter). The warden wants these inmates to feel the pain of the game and to obey his authority without question. The warden is a metaphor for everyone’s life! Stick it to the warden and live free! RTS lives mustache-shaved lifestyles and shines bright with the radness. Collin and Jeremy have deep conversations over toilet wine and prison cheese. These are bonds that cannot be broken - unlike human bones.

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01/31/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Snakes on a Plane (2006):

From the get-go, you need to know there was NO other option than putting a bunch of poisonous snakes on a plane, time releasing them and amping them up with some pheromones. Is Eddie Kim (Byron Lawson) the Joker? Neville Flynn (Samule L. Jackson) is doing his best to protect his key witness, Sean (Nathan Phillips), from these slithering, fanged horrors. Claire (Julianna Margulies) wants to survive her last day at work. The MVP is Troy (Kenan Thompson)! We have a feeling he’s going to get us to L.A. If you’re a passenger not playing games, eating snacks or becoming a member of the Mile High Club, take a nap – it will be your last. RTS just avoids getting on the plane altogether. They hang tight in the control tower with cool drinks in snake-free locations. La-Mar and Jeremy taze snakes and air-blast them out the windows. Sammy J has had it with these snakes and this plane – and something about someone’s mom.

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01/24/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Kung Fu Hustle (2004):

Happy Lunar New Year! It’s the year of the snake, and it’s time for reflection, growth and careful decision-making. Sing (Stephen Chow) experiences all of this. In 1940’s Shanghai, Sing and his friend Bone (Tze-Chung Lam) try and fail at grifting their way into a housing complex. They turn to the Axe Gang for assistance and recruitment, and they fail at that as well. The Axe Gang is also extremely unhappy with the powers that Landlord (Wah Yuen) and Landlady (Qiu Yuen) have because they are able to defend where they live. The gang then break an undefeated killer, The Beast (Siu-Lung Leung), out of an asylum to seek vengeance. Once Sing realizes what is right and when he stops robbing Fong (Shengyi Huang) and her ice-cream money, he is able to harness his chi and become the kung fu genius these citizens need. True ultimate power! RTS checks out the local cuisine. La-Mar takes flight and jumps off an eagle. Jeremy attempts to roundhouse his way out of a “class 3 kill storm.” Look inward and find what you need.

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01/17/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Fletch (1985):

Irwin “Fletch” Fletcher (Chevy Chase) is an undercover newspaper reporter investigating excess drug trafficking on the beach. The police and high-ranking officials might be involved. What’s going on in this city? While Fletch is sleuthing, Alan Stanwyk (Tim Matheson) offers him 50K to kill him. It’s an insurance thing! Through a series of amazing disguises, one-liners, stealth and a bit of luck, Fletch is going to do his best to put all of these pieces together and to get his story out on time. “Bit by bit. One way or another.” Also, he needs to borrow Gail’s (Dana Wheeler-Nicholson) towel because his car just hit a water buffalo. RTS shows you that it’s all done with ball bearings. Jeremy, Collin and La-Mar saw a manure-spreader that jackknifed on the Santa Ana. God awful mess. You should see their shoes. Enjoy this film with “a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich.”

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01/10/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Cabin Boy (1994):

When Hazel’s mom, Carolyne, requests Cabin Boy, you get on that! Nathanial Mayweather (Chris Elliot) is a snob and a real jerk. But, he is a fancy lad. After he boards the wrong boat, he is trapped amongst the crew (Ritch Brinkley, James Gammon, Brian Doyle-Murray and Brion James) who despise him. Nathanial desperately wants to get to Hawaii to meet up with his richy-rich father. Along the way, the crew pick up Trina (Melora Walters), and Nathanial is insta-smitten. With a little luck, this cabin boy will become a cabin man. RTS searches the seas for love and wigs. Hazel, Jeremy and Collin fight an ice monster and a giant. When you have a moment of downtime, sample some fish stick kitties.

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01/07/2025

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01/03/2025

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Real Genius (1985):

It’s a new year! Let’s open it by celebrating the 40th anniversary of Real Genius. You deserve it! Mitch Taylor (Gabriel Jarret) is a 15-year-old prodigy who has been accepted into a university to work on a freakin’ laser. He gets to work with legendary genius (and outlandish) Chris Knight (Val Kilmer) on this project. Mitch wants Chris to focus. Chris wants Mitch to loosen up. It’s like a pair of opposite lasers. That’s a thing, right? Meanwhile, some guy (Jon Gries) has been disappearing in their closet. Psssst. His name is Lazlo. Why were they designing this laser to begin with? HATHAWAY (William Atherton)! He must have a doctorate in being a scamp. He’s been taking military funding for his department and using it for his house renovations. RTS sled down dorm hallways made of ice. Collin and Jeremy swim through mounds of popcorn. “Pop pop!”

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12/27/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Last Action Hero (1993):

Do you have a golden ticket? Do you want to sing about it? Danny (Austin O’Brien) has been given a magical one. It was originally from Houdini. While watching a midnight screener of his favorite action star, Jack Slater (Arnold Schwarzenegger), Danny is transported into the film. Now, he serves as a comedic sidekick in a zany fantasy world based on Hollywood tropes. Benedict (Charles Dance) gets his hands on the ticket and uses it for strange and somewhat undefined purposes. All of this spills back into the real world while Jack learns bullets and punching things hurt. There might be other lessons, but that’s not what it’s all about. RTS get some valuable insight from Death (Ian McKellen). He makes a mean Old Fashioned. Jeremy, Collin and La-Mar hang with Whiskers (Danny Devito) and get the end of the year party started. Let’s celebrate with this underrated flick everyone has been asking for. Cheers!

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12/24/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Tuesday! Die Hard 2 (1990):

A bonus holiday episode! What!? Can’t keep a good holiday down! We’ll visit the past to talk in our present, and you can listen in our future. John McClane (Bruce Willis) is back! Back but in D.C. to see the in-laws for Christmas. And he’s now LAPD? But Dulles was actually filmed at the old Stapleton airport in Denver! Baddies are everywhere! Planes are running out of fuel. Reporters are trying to get the inside scoop. A reindeer is supposed to arrive! McClane is just trying to pick up his wife. Between the terrorist acts led by Colonel Stuart (William Sadler), secret soldier missions with Major Grant (John Amos) and shoddy police work with Carmine Lorenzo (Dennis Franz), McClane is going to have to adhere to all of these ghosts’ advice and warnings or he may never change. He also icicle-stabs a guy in the eye! RTS dance it up at Old Fezziwg’s. Jeremy and Collin make sure that there is enough prize turkey for all.“Yippie kayak other buckets.”

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12/20/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Gremlins (1984):

Happy holidays, everyone! It’s time for winter, and it’s time for another Joe Dante film. The year of Dante continues on! After daddy/the father (Hoyt Axton) sneaks off with a Mogwai from Chinatown, he gifts it to his son, Billy (Zach Galligan), just before Christmas. There are some rules that need to be followed for Gizmo (the Mogwai). Within a day, Billy amazingly disregards these rules, and now this once adorable cuddle fluff has multiplied into a horde of mischievous monsters running amuck within town. Somehow, Kate (Phoebe Cates) is forced to bartend these creatures. Kinda seems like a fun time. Meanwhile, Pete (Corey Feldman) and the rest of town try to defend themselves. RTS contemplates which gremlin can hang out on the podcast. La-Mar, Jeremy and Collin throw gremlins into pools with reckless abandon. These creatures might replace the family dog! Have fun and avoid BRIGHT LIGHT! BRIGHT LIGHT!

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12/13/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Santa’s Slay (2005):

Santa Claus is coming to town! Also, he hates you, children and all that is good. So, little known fact, Santa (Bill Goldberg) is actually the demon son of Satan and Ericka. After losing a bet to an angel, Santa has been forced to bear gifts and be jolly for a thousand years. Now, that timeline is up! Nicolas (Douglas Smith) is a young, hapless doof in the dating department, but somehow his hot-to-go work friend, Mary/”Mac”(Emilie de Ravin), is going to help him out. ‘Tis the season! As Mac helps Nicolas learn about giving, Grandpa (Robert Culp) will reveal his true past and help take down the red menace. Pastor Timmons (Dave Thomas) will be at Gold Diggers. RTS hang out in the bunker with hot chocolate and holiday cheer. Jeremy, La-Mar, Collin and Hazel Bazooka-blast some flying demon reindeer! Also, Collin wants to remind you that “Christmas can scare the Dickens out of you.”

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12/06/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Strange Brew (1983):

A gigantic thank you to our listener, Jim, for requesting this fizzy-comedic flick. Bob (Rick Moranis) and Doug McKenzie (Dave Thomas) somehow obtain jobs at the Elsinore Brewery. Between the free beer and beer-related tasks they are in charge of, these hosers just reached heaven. Unfortunately, Brewmeister Smith (Max von Sydow) is planning to brainwash everyone with his mind-controlling beer serum. It’s time for global domination! Pam (Lynne Griffin) is trying to take over for her dad – her ghost dad? With a little help from Jean LaRose (Angus MacInnes) and a bit of buffoonery from Claude (Paul Dooley), beer might be had! Wait, is that the goal? We’ll figure it out along the way. RTS hangs out with Ted (Brian McConnachie) and plays some gloomy keyboard sequences. La-Mar, Collin and Jeremy are going to have to drink their way out of this mess. Don’t be a k**b and join us as we take on some sudsy villainy!

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11/28/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Thursday! Son in Law (1993):

Visit the Shore[s] this Thanksgiving! We hope you all had/are having wonderful holidays! Did you “chow down and munch on some grindage”? Too much food? Too much family? Too much indulgence? Wash it all down with another pie or two. We’ve got a holiday tale to get to. Rebecca Warner (Carla Gugino) leaves her small town in South Dakota for UCLA. School is going well, but, socially, she is having a hard time adjusting. Rebecca befriends strange and erratic Crawl (Pauly Shore), and she decides to invite him home for Thanksgiving break. The Warner family might not be ready for this level of, uh, energy. Hell, the entire town might not be ready. Dad (Lane Smith) is having the hardest time. But, that’s the Shore magic! He brings everyone together. There’s magic and Tracy (Tiffani Thiessen) dancing! Town miracle! RTS avoid getting weezed and look for fresh nugs. Jeremy, Collin and La-Mar test out their Steven Tyler pajamas. Don’t let it tweak your melon!

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11/22/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Shoot ‘Em Up (2007):

A huge thank you to our listener, Jake, for requesting this Gun-Fu epic! Mr. Smith (Clive Owen) doesn’t like that some randos are trying to put a baby mama in the corner – and then the baby in a corner too! Nope! Gun mode level 12! These goons didn’t know Smith is a gun-god! Most of these thugs go down quickly, but these bosses don’t like Smith interfering. Smith, with concerns for the child, seeks the aid of Donna (Monica Bellucci) to keep this newborn safe. While sleuthing together, a bit of a mystery is unraveled. Also, there is a s*x shoot-out! Behind the scenes, Hertz (Paul Giamatti) has some other plans going on. RTS join Death (Julian Richings) while driving everyone around. La-Mar makes sure to Home Alone warehouses while taking down hordes of crumb bums for hire. Make sure to grab a bunch of carrots to pregame for this nonstop bullet bonanza!

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11/15/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! The Perfect Weapon (1991):

Our friend Reg (Cubicle Comrades podcast) requested and joins us for his Rabbit Troop Sucks debut, and you’ll see his distraction knife. Then, it’s too late! Jeff Sanders (Jeff Speakman) has a lot of anger and a lot of flashbacks stored inside himself. So many flashbacks! Snap! “It’s gettin’ kinda hectic.” Through his training in Kenpo, he tries to temper all of this. Master Lo (Seth Sakai) sends him on a lifelong quest to become a man. When the Korean mafia kills his friend Kim (Mako), the rage bubbles over. Through the guidance of Yung (James Hong), Jeff tries to seek vengeance. But, is this the way? Jimmy (Dante Basco) is there for the assist! Bangarang! Professor Toru Tanaka is going to try to slowly get you! Oh, and Mariska Hargitay is in this film! RTS make sure to combine the Kenpo sticks, especially at the Croc-Pit Club. You have to! La-Mar, Jeremy and Collin will show you the way of the dragon, but will you see it? Whatever your answer, that’s so tiger of you!

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11/08/2024

Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Over the Top (1987):

Thank you to our listener, Hillary, for requesting this film that is ripe with the top. Many have taken this as a tutorial on being a power top. Lincoln Hawk (Sylvester Stallone) has been gone, but now he’s back! He’s got the green light from his hospitalized wife, Christina (Susan Blakely), that he can reconnect with his son, Michael (David Mendenhall). Time for an epic father and son road trip! Homies for life! And, Linc shows Mike the ways of the road and the strong arm – truck apparatus and all. You know who doesn’t like any of this? Granpaps! Jason Cutler (Robert Loggia) is going to attempt to shut down the fun all along the way. Only an arm-wrestling competition with major prizes will settle this score. Watch out for Bull (Rick Zumwalt)! Someone is going to have to get the strap. RTS glisten with the best of them. Jeremy swallows a lit cigar and tries to own you. Hazel makes her Rabbit Troop Sucks debut by drinking some motor oil and breaking some wrists. One way or another, get in on this big rig of an adventure!

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