MooMazing Cows

MooMazing Cows "Moo-ving through life one pasture at a time."

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days 🍰
08/07/2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days 🍰

I have a photographic memory, but I always run out of film 📸
08/07/2024

I have a photographic memory, but I always run out of film 📸

Oops is always better than what if 🤷‍♀️
08/07/2024

Oops is always better than what if 🤷‍♀️

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴🧌
08/07/2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴🧌

"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it 😅
08/06/2024

"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it 😅

Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it 🤔
08/06/2024

Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it 🤔

Happiness is not having to set an alarm for the next day 😴
08/06/2024

Happiness is not having to set an alarm for the next day 😴

Running on caffeine and dry shampoo ☕️🚿
08/06/2024

Running on caffeine and dry shampoo ☕️🚿

My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up ⏰💔
08/06/2024

My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up ⏰💔

I’m on a new diet. I eat everything, but in smaller portions 🥄
08/05/2024

I’m on a new diet. I eat everything, but in smaller portions 🥄

Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth 🤐
08/05/2024

Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth 🤐

Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I’m holding it 📱
08/05/2024

Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I’m holding it 📱

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll laugh at you 😂
08/05/2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll laugh at you 😂

"I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet. It’s called being hungry 🍕🍔"
08/05/2024

"I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet. It’s called being hungry 🍕🍔"

My bank account is currently in hibernation. ❄️💸
08/04/2024

My bank account is currently in hibernation. ❄️💸

I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for my next big idea. 💡😴
08/04/2024

I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for my next big idea. 💡😴

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode for my next adventure. 🔋🌍
08/04/2024

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode for my next adventure. 🔋🌍

I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged, but horizontally fabulous. 😂
08/04/2024

I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged, but horizontally fabulous. 😂

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