Discoteca La Suma De Todos Miedos

Discoteca La Suma De Todos Miedos NO PARKING ON SITE




all day, every day. after dark & all night. every night HARD CORE DANCE CLUB. adults only. smoke ma*****na & engage in group s*x .
(1)

DAY: Ma*****na lounges

candid discreet conversation, intra personal intimacy & male bonding

NIGHT : Discotheque, Loud Music & lights + Dancing

21+ only. NO 18 19 or 20 YEAR OLDS

NO MINORS OR INFANTS


NOT RECOMMENDED FOR: weak minded persons, non-lesbians, Family oriented

persons or Heteros*xually married couples (THERE IS NOTHING FOR THOSE

GROUPS AT THIS VENUE LIKE THIS< WE RECO

MMEND THOSE PERSONS AVOID )

21+ to drink alcohol. private club. not open to public. rules are: Shut up & get n**e, please. ALL GUESTS MUST SIGN TRIPLICATE " yes means yes, means yes, f**k me yeah"

PER 'CALIFORNIA AFFIMATIVE CONSENT' LAW (yes means yes; 3 times)

IN WRITING

12/15/2024

in 5 minutes? it will be

16:20 hrs. pacific time

(4:20) maaaaaaan!

12/15/2024

SAT Dec 14 2024

DANCE YOUR (EXPLETIVE) OFF!

6pm-7am

DJ Scare

21+

(see information/details)

Admission: quoted at the door. (includes 2 readmits per event)

NO HAND HELD OBJECTS LIKE CELL PHONES OR LIGHTERS

No To***co use on premises

rest room surcharge $15
(per use/one person/no paper or amenities or Sink Water)
Limit 5 mins.
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2024 SUMCRUMBUMMER PRODUCTIONS
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12/15/2024

When The Sun Fades away,
The Night Is So Complete

12/14/2024

13 minutes ago, Cinderella was incapacitated. we'll never know.......

12/14/2024

Enter mish mish.

for the squish squish

12/14/2024

WE SERVE MUSIC, YOU MIX THE DANCING,

The Night Makes it 607 to remember

12/14/2024

TONIGHT FRIDAY DEC 13th. 2024

Hillbilly Circus-Toothless
& Endorphin Parade present to you...

"Meteor Showers, Ft13 + Full Moons over Montebello"

a out of this world theme-jumping musical about nudity
and Humans in outer space and life under an ocean

starring Yolanda Guzman-Ettsman, Ray Delight,
Henry H. Humpsalot, Whoreneo,
Miss Eva Nig-Zu R. Wong, Kevin X.

zooberations prods. 2024
director: Dave Zwemmer
TV-MA NC-17 [E] running time 51 minutes

SHOW TIME ON STAGE 8pm.
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"CELEBRATION x9 OF LIVES"
dance like you got 4 legs, (with feet & toes, boys)

DJ ex Creet 9pm-7am

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21+

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No hand held objects, cell phones, lighters, keys,

People wearing their clothes. only.

nothing else permitted to be
introduced in our venue.

NO COAT CHECK/STORAGE AVAILABLE

NO ON SITE PARKING

admission $60++ cash only US dollars (or $1170 MXN pesos)

no admits after 5am. ++ two readmits per event only

door open at 6:15pm

admission does not include show tickets

FORM TWO LINES:

1. stage.

for show and the afterwards

2. dancefloor.

afterwards event-dancing only. cue time for dancefloor only 70 minutes.

rest room use fee: $15. per 5 min reservation.
no paper no amenities or sink water
5 min limit, one person only. door secured.

OBNOXIOUS PARTICIPANTS WILL BE EJECTED AND RECTALLY DISCIPLINED BY NO NONSENSE LE****NS.

participants who get off on that? AND ACT A FOOL HERE?

vicious gay men will step (riverdance style extreme) on you, after you are tossed on your face by
motivated le****ns. Then straight people will KYA, bro.

(its okay 2B a idiot, BUT NOT AT THIS disk ca-tek)

FTS

12/14/2024

NO PASSPORT NEEDED ON OUR D.F.

even though you step in to foreign soils

12/08/2024

Let The JOYOUS News be spread, like Rachel.

The Assad Syria Regime is dead

12/07/2024

SAT 12.7.24

Hillbilly Circus Toothless & Bigheads
present

"FRIZZ EEK SHOW"

5pm-7am

FREE RANGE DANCING

all nite long

21+
Admission: $30 for your dance card

NO hand held objects including cell phones and lighters

Good morning
12/07/2024

Good morning

12/07/2024

DOORS CLOSE IN 5 minutes.
all out

Friday night hosts hope it was Phun

12/07/2024

SUNRISE ZOOMBA

morning WTFU workout DANCE

7am-10am
21+

12/06/2024

ITS FABULOUS FRYDAY
gotta get down on friday

Noon till 6am

21+

admission: $30 for your dance card
no hand held objects including cell phones & Lighters
No Obnoxiousness

ADMISSION IS FOR DANCING ONLY.

rest room use $15 (5 min limit, one person only)

12/06/2024

Patient: "you see I am thinking about others' besides myself"

Therapist: "by not harming another man that way"

Patient: "exactly, with this jagged tooth, I might cut my partners dick, Harming Pen*ses is like Heresy To me"

Therapist: "Heresy"?

Patient: "Yes, its the highest violation of my spirit, harming a hard p***s"

12/05/2024

CHA....you know what?......uh..uh.

Hillbilly Circus Toothless &
Endorphin Factory industries.

THUMP'N THURSDAY churning chursdae

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NO MIND LOUNDLESS, ALL MINDS ON SHUSH MODE

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non guided standing BRAIN WAVE MOVEMENT ZOOMBATATION

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1pm to 8am tomorrow.

ENDORPHIN PARADE 6pm
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HAPPY REVERSE-RAPE-CONSENT TAKE ME BUST YOU GRAPE

spoken word clothes less stage drama about assault and revenge
starring Guy Petersen , Helen Green, Acelcia Arrivas, Tom Gordustt

featuring Whoenero as "Flaca" TV-MA (NC-17) {E}
nudity, adult content, violence, theme, profanity, drug use, prostitution

SHOW TIME 9pm (till I come)
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FREE RANGE dancing till 8am WERK IT N JERK IT search it. lally lally

doors close 730 am all out by 755am
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21+ doors open at 1pm

admission $55

does not include show tickets

NO COAT CHECK, NO HAND HELD OBJECTS, NO CELL PHONES.

NO PHOTOS OR FILMING. rest rooms use is $15 each. no paper or amenities. supervised for security. No double person use. 3 min limit. Other than urine? paper $5 use fee $20 non refundable.

CASH ONLY.
FORM 2 LINES.

no rowdy, loud, disruptive, agitative behavior in line or in venue.
you will be not admitted and black listed for admission

12/04/2024

WE SERVE THE MUSIC thats right, Biz-itchez

YOU BRING THE SWEAT now work

zoomba all day

12/04/2024

aqui no honeamos ese tipo de pasteles

cum cakes? from Underdees? riiiiight

Address

24627 San Moritz Drive
Crestline, CA
92325

Opening Hours

Monday 6am - 5am
Tuesday 8am - 6am
Wednesday 10am - 6am
Thursday 9:45am - 6am
Friday 7am - 6am
Saturday 9am - 6am
Sunday 3pm - 6am

Telephone

+18403363114

Website

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