Discoteca La Suma De Todos Miedos

Discoteca La Suma De Todos Miedos NO PARKING ON SITE




all day, every day. after dark & all night. every night HARD CORE DANCE CLUB. adults only. smoke marijuana & engage in group sex .

DAY: Marijuana lounges

candid discreet conversation, intra personal intimacy & male bonding

NIGHT : Discotheque, Loud Music & lights + Dancing

21+ only. NO 18 19 or 20 YEAR OLDS

NO MINORS OR INFANTS


NOT RECOMMENDED FOR: weak minded persons, non-lesbians, Family oriented

persons or Heterosexually married couples (THERE IS NOTHING FOR THOSE

GROUPS AT THIS VENUE LIKE THIS< WE RECO

MMEND THOSE PERSONS AVOID )

21+ to drink alcohol. private club. not open to public. rules are: Shut up & get nude, please. ALL GUESTS MUST SIGN TRIPLICATE " yes means yes, means yes, f**k me yeah"

PER 'CALIFORNIA AFFIMATIVE CONSENT' LAW (yes means yes; 3 times)

IN WRITING

01/24/2025

Hillbilly Circus Deluxes & Endorphin Parade
present to you

"Hay Hey Its A New Day"
DJ Ay Sed Suckkit

ALL DAY DANCING

we serve music & fun.

you supply the "Aw, F**k Yeahs"

TODAY; right now.

8:30-7am Tomorrow

ADMISSION TIER:

now-4pm $10
4pm-10pm- $20
10pm-3am $60
3am-5am $40

NO ADMITS AFTER 5am

NO HAND HELD OBJECTS OF ANY KIND
including, cell phones, lighters, keys, purses, jackets

NO COAT CHECK
NO PARKING ON SITE
21+
NO TO***CO
NO ALCOHOL

filming for reality show, participants will not be compensated.
FRIDAY JANUARY 24th. 2025
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©️2025 SUMCRUMBUMMER PRODUCTIONS
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door opens FRI the 24th at 8:45am
door closes at 6:45 am SAT the 25th.

all participants must exit by 6:55 am SAT the 25th.

get up and do yo thang.

"Now WERK it, Bitch"

01/24/2025

Rocks & Bullwinkle f**ked!

"and now for something we hope you'll

really like".......

01/04/2025

THE HIT PARADE:
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ARMIN VAN BUUREN FEAT. FIONA

"Waiting for the Night"

CAPELLA

"Move it up"

49ers

"Move Your Feet"

MEDUZCA + HAYLA

"Another World"

GRYFFIN + OLIVIA

"Caught up"

TWO GIRLS

"Another Boy In Town"

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2025 SUMCRUMBUMMER PRODUCTIONS
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01/04/2025

all day today SATURDAY JANUARY FOUR 2025

kinetic zoomba
8am to 3pm

TRUIMPH & TRIBUTES
presented by endorphin parade

4pm-7am

DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG

21 +
admission: $40
after 6pm $60
after midnight $90

NO HAND HELD OBJECTS
NO PARKING ON SITE
NO COAT CHECK
NO TO***CO OR CHEWING GUM
MA*****NA okay

12/31/2024

Should Auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and Auld Lang Syne

For Auld Lang Syne My Jo
For Auld Lang Syne
we'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet
For Auld Lang Syne

~ BURNS (Scotland) 1787

12/31/2024

8 LEGGED PURE LOVE

presented by manic impressive

"every step you stomp, I'll be crotch-watching u"
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D A N C I N G
N O N S T O P D A N C I N G

say Yes to F**k It!

6pm-7am TONIGHT mon 12.30.24
Last Night Of 2024 (tomorrow NYE is a holiday)

21+
No parking on site
no hand held objects including cell phones , lighters & keys.
No to***co use. No Chewing gum.
no "standing" on dancefloor

admission: quoted at door.
cash only se aceptan moneda nacional
and US Dollars. No Canada or other currency or coins

REMEMBER THE DIVIDENDS OF JOY & HAPPINESS,

12/30/2024

absolutely No hand held objects allowed,
like cell phones, lighters, keys.

12/30/2024

Hillbilly Circus + Manic Impressive

Mourning zooooomba

"Take them tears to the danceflaw, and work it on out, biz itch"
~U Hemmany Girr

21+

door opens 6am

but wait! theres more.......

12/25/2024

MARY CHRISTMAS IS DOWNSTAIRS.

in reception. really.

12/25/2024

AND DANCE

12/25/2024

"Scream a little dreamsicle Santa Baby, you Man About the Earth"!

"I outsource the delivery, the 'reindeer' are really powered by small 777 rolls royce engines. They sure move quickly though"

"But YOU dont, do you? Mr Cringle. Or is it, F**k Me Santa?

"Madam, I am here for the cookies & Milk"

" Me too, now give me that gingerbread minty c**k"

( c=chick a chick A bow wow....)

12/25/2024

Noche despues De Navidad
Sr. Claus Santa dice
!hay what tha F**k Quienes es listo para fiesta y mas???

nosotros estamos ya bitch.

12/16/2024

THE DOCTOR WILL SPIN 4 U NOW

all Pts. 2 the Dancefloor please

12/15/2024

in 5 minutes? it will be

16:20 hrs. pacific time

(4:20) maaaaaaan!

12/15/2024

SAT Dec 14 2024

DANCE YOUR (EXPLETIVE) OFF!

6pm-7am

DJ Scare

21+

(see information/details)

Admission: quoted at the door. (includes 2 readmits per event)

NO HAND HELD OBJECTS LIKE CELL PHONES OR LIGHTERS

No To***co use on premises

rest room surcharge $15
(per use/one person/no paper or amenities or Sink Water)
Limit 5 mins.
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2024 SUMCRUMBUMMER PRODUCTIONS
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12/15/2024

When The Sun Fades away,
The Night Is So Complete

12/14/2024

13 minutes ago, Cinderella was incapacitated. we'll never know.......

Address

24627 San Moritz Drive
Crestline, CA
92325

Opening Hours

Monday 6am - 5am
Tuesday 8am - 6am
Wednesday 10am - 6am
Thursday 9:45am - 6am
Friday 7am - 6am
Saturday 9am - 6am
Sunday 3pm - 6am

Telephone

+18403363114

Website

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