Merri 'The Gamer' Garcia

12/06/2024

This cold weather has got me going from ankle socks to cholo socks.

Ayy, what up foo?

11/15/2024

Him: Lemme see them ti***es 🤤

Me: Hold on, babe. I have to re-charge them first.

11/14/2024

I'm happy to be a part of these upcoming events, be sure to make note in your calendar! Let's have some fun!

11/14/2024

10/26/2024

Tonight's show was fun, Thank you Danielle Torres for putting me on. These are a few photos I took of the show, I wasn't able to take any of myself, BUT I was able to record my whole set, so be on the lookout for some clips!

I can't wait to do it again.

Thanks again to everyone who came out to support the show, and the die-hard local comedy fans. I saw some familiar faces! It's always great to have repeat audience members, lets me know that I'm doing something right!

09/11/2024

I finally picked up my Dyabla Toxica from El Vago Burger & BBQ

I would take a picture of the one I received, but it did not last long untouched. 🤤😅

It was SOO good, if you haven't tried them yet, you're missing out. Generous portions, friendly wait staff, and a cool owner to boot - what more could you ask for?

The first time I was here, I was doing a comedy show with Mario Salazar .

The Food was 🔥🔥🔥 then and it's 🔥🔥🔥 now 💯

09/07/2024

I had a blast roasting my friends at the first birthday roast of Tina La Cochina . 40 years and counting! Thanks once again for having me on. Thank you Ana J Ramirez for helping put this together and Mesquite St. pizza for allowing us to do this, it was a lot of fun!

08/28/2024

Last night's show was awesome! Hosting is so much fun.

But today is another day, and you bet I learned something!

Learning is also fun, and today I learned a new word!

I also experience lalochezia, and oh boy does it work. 🤙

08/27/2024

Closing out my birthday month with a show! I'll be hosting this one, so come on out to The Exchange and buy me some fries.

Featuring that lady from Australia with the sick dance moves. 😎

08/23/2024

🤛🤛🤜👊

08/17/2024

Tuesday, Aug. 27th, I'll be Hosting at one of my favorite spots to perform, The Exchange, Corpus Christi, TX!

Be sure to come out and support local comedy! Seats limited. 😎

08/17/2024

I don't want to be a strong, independent woman anymore.
..

I want to be a chubby, dependent, velcro cat. 😽

08/03/2024

I'm in multiple gardening groups on Facebook, and y'all, check out these melons!

That's one way to bring all the boys to the yard.

Speaking of melons, I've got a show tonight downtown at the Mesquite St. Pizza, it's a full lineup of ladies, so there's gonna be melons galore!

Fellas, a room full of ladies wanting to have a good time. Melons everywhere, come on.

I can't wait to see y'all there!

07/28/2024

This is the weekend. We have a funny lineup of ladies, and I'm leading the pack. If I could howl right now, I would. Arooo!

My dog looked at me strange, and the neighbors are calling the cops! Oh well, when I get outta jail, be sure to come find me downtown on Aug 3rd. Address is on the flyer. Merri out!

07/25/2024

Don't forget to come show some love to these out of town ladies! I'll be hosting this one, and I am super excited to be apart of this lineup - especially as this is my birthday month.

Come out and let's have a great time.

07/24/2024

Oof! I felt that. I'm impressed she got that one tho! That's more than I can do. 😩😂