08/11/2024
Evening all! After a sh*t-ton of careful consideration (procrastination) we are now ready to begin the search for talented people to make The Ugly Microphone Show THE best broadcast in a 2 block radius. (Baby steps) We are looking for skills in the following areas: humor, B.S.A. (Bull S**t Artistry), communications (unpaid interns), logic, coffee fetching, donut getting, (JK?) knowledgeble, interview skills, skills to be named later (anything that would make you a great co-host for a unique type of broadcast).
In the future, we are looking to expand to local news reporting and gathering. The traditional Who, What, Where, When, and Why. But for now, we are launching with T.U.M.S. (yes, appropriate)
We are looking for videos about 2-5 mins long. Whatever you think is necessary to showcase your talents. (Not THOSE talents, save it for O.F.) Send us a video of you interviewing a sugar cube, or a video of a stand up bit, or an intimate moment where you look deeply into the camera while a pigeon eats tapioca out of your ear. Please send videos to [email protected]. If you would like to reach out using vocal cords, try dialing 984-666-UGLY(8459). If we are of sound mind and spirits (drunk) we might actually answer and engage but probably just leave a quirky message letting us know you emailed us a video.
Seriously, (why start now?) have fun with it. If it isn't true and funny to you, don't send it.
While we would like to have people physically present in the studio, we will also consider remote as well.
Our world headquarters is located at the Susquehanna River Creative Conspiracy Studios at 156 B Lancaster Avenue, Columbia, PA. Be sure to check them out on FB Susquehanna River Creative Conspiracy. It's an amazing venue offering studio space memberships for all types of art including goat herding and new this year, SMF Collecting. (Spores, Molds, and Fungus)
We are looking for exceptionally talented, outgoing, entertaining people. This is a project years in the making. We are looking forward to hearing from everyone.
//Capt Ugly//
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