Snacks!
Omb. This hoom of mine. I was doing a starve. See all these skin and bones?!? Instead of feeding mes and made your Stevie work. She made me work for food?! Ugh. Someone come get her.
Hiya! Is your Stevie bun. I have fren. I think? His name is Ozzy Osbunne. Our pinecone said we needed to do greet and meet. We shared nanners and cilantro on our first date… uh not date… meeting. Yes first meeting. He has girl roommate. She is mountain of a bun. She bosses Ozzy. I’m not bossy with him. I think he likes me. He thumped at me lots. I thought was funny and cute. What you think? He’s cute, yes? Also, should I tell him he has nanner on his head?
Hiyas! I went to mine grandbunma’s house to celebrate Bunny Day. I did lots of hops and did a sleepy. I cuddled on mine hoom for about an hour. Was nice snuggly bun nap. Now is time for bunstruction! Who’s in for post celebration bunnanigans?!?
Look! Look what she bes doing! Something called “bunhuffing”. What is this about?!? I’m not to be huffed! Is dumb and RUDE. Why is she like this?
Is Stephen!
Hi. Yes. I am the Stevish Stephen the Bunny. I rule. Pinecones drool.
Call 9-BUN-BUN! I have been pawparazzied without mine permission! What is this sh*t of the bulls?!? Is not of the law! Is lies! Is not evidence. I’m innocent. This was a double bun of mes! Help! The pinecone set me up! I was out running the room of lazy. You know, doing binkies and bun stuff. Bella was in mine pen of play and I only went to check on her. I wanted to make sure she wasn’t eating mine new house. Then all of the sudden I saw the pinecone doing me a film! Your Stevie! Can you do this a believe?!?! I was bamfuzzled by the light and don’t know how those papers got in mine mouth.
Hi frens. The hoom introduced mes to a fren. His name is Walter. He is rescue. Not at mine house, but hoom’s fren’s house. We got to meet at mine hoom’s picture studio. He is ok for a buck. I guess. He kinda smells funny. Hoom said he still has his balls. I didn’t see any balls to play with so I don’t think he brought them. He wanted to play chase. I’m fastest. Then he gave me kisses. Was nice. He didn’t try to bite mes like all the buns at mine house. I hope we get to play again.
Just snuggling with mine hoom. She was watching some movie about a bear chasing people for something called cane-cokey. Or something like that. Looks fun! The fun sponge said, “Stevie, that’s a bad bear doing big bear stuff. It’s bad for bunnies.” I think she’s lying.
I do what I want, pinecones!
Omb! What the fluff was that?!? The hoom took mes on an adventure. She said would be fun. Frens. Was NOT what fun is. I was doing big happy. I even did zoomies. I was good bun the whole ride. I called viewing seat and sat on the smaller hoom’s lap and shoulder the whole way. I didn’t leave one pewp! We finally stopped and the hooms carried me into a new place. Smelled like cattos and dogs. Was weird. We went back to a little room. I still didn’t know what was coming. Let me tell yous. Ugh. First, I was put on a little hard bed. Was NOT 5 stars. Said I weighed 1.72KG. I dunno what that means. I think it means extra treatos, yes? Well, next this lady in a white coat flipped mes over and pushed on my belly, stuck a thing in mine ears and… checked mine lady bits! So rude! She said something about taking mine baby box. I have box of babies? I think not! I was not happy when we got home. That was not “fun” for your little Stevie. I’m gonna do a big revenge! Fear me hooms!
K. Buhbye.
Binkies
I’m cute. I knows it. The hoom’s got nothing.