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05/27/2024

Shootings, homicides and other reported crimes for the first year in office for Brandon, Lori and Rahm (2nd term).

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04/25/2024

We couldn’t track down an official narrative for this incident, likely because the cops didn’t gun down a blossoming rocket scientist. However, it’s comforting to know that the Mayor said there’s a “strategic plan” in place to combat such thuggery, eventually.

Head over to our Substack where we’ve posted a short video of the incident from the first attempt to the second attempt a minute or so later. While you’re there, subscribe if you like.

A pod camera picked up an attempted robbery, not once but twice within two minutes, against the same guy.

03/08/2024

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