04/07/2022
In celebration of it being Thursday, I am giving away my latest novel, which contains many errors and an entire chapter written in crab, in the footnotes.
Please send it to your friends, your family, your enemies, people you don't know, government employees, the mailman, your dog groomer, Zelensky, Maggie Gyllenhaal (only if you know her), prisoners, wayward nuns, and your mom.
Also, and I don't know if I made this clear, the eBook is free.
Forever.
Thanks for choosing my book! I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it. If you like it, I'd very much appreciate you sending this link to your friends. And your enemies. And your cousin, Darryll, who always tells you his name has two ARES and two ELLS like you can ever forget that J...