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๐ŸซฃWhen a man scratches the palm of a woman's hand, it means... See more (In the first comment) ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿคซ
12/15/2024

๐ŸซฃWhen a man scratches the palm of a woman's hand, it means... See more (In the first comment) ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿคซ

JOKE OF THE DAY: Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He...
12/15/2024

JOKE OF THE DAY: Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, โ€˜You died in your sleep, Bobโ€ฆ.โ€™ Bob was stunned. โ€˜Iโ€™m dead? No, I canโ€™t be! Iโ€™ve got too much to live for. Send me back!โ€™ St.. Peter said, โ€˜Iโ€™m sorry, but thereโ€™s only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.โ€™ Bob was devastated but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his homeโ€ฆ. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. โ€˜So, youโ€™re the new hen, huh? Howโ€™s your first day here?โ€™ โ€˜Not bad,โ€™ replied Bob the hen, โ€˜but I have this strange feeling inside. Like Iโ€™m gonna explode!โ€™ โ€˜Youโ€™re ovulating,โ€™ explained the rooster. Donโ€™t tell me youโ€™ve never laid an egg before?โ€™ โ€˜Never,โ€™ said Bob. โ€˜Well, just relax and let it happen,โ€™ says the rooster. โ€˜Itโ€™s no big deal.โ€™ Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg โ€” his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife saying to himโ€ฆ(Continuation in first comment) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‡

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