12/15/2024
JOKE OF THE DAY: Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, โYou died in your sleep, Bobโฆ.โ Bob was stunned. โIโm dead? No, I canโt be! Iโve got too much to live for. Send me back!โ St.. Peter said, โIโm sorry, but thereโs only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.โ Bob was devastated but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his homeโฆ. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. โSo, youโre the new hen, huh? Howโs your first day here?โ โNot bad,โ replied Bob the hen, โbut I have this strange feeling inside. Like Iโm gonna explode!โ โYouโre ovulating,โ explained the rooster. Donโt tell me youโve never laid an egg before?โ โNever,โ said Bob. โWell, just relax and let it happen,โ says the rooster. โItโs no big deal.โ Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg โ his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife saying to himโฆ(Continuation in first comment) ๐๐