Cap'n Plan-It

01/24/2023

11/20/2022

Secret DNB/Fusion b2b with TeknoScout at Hentai's House Vol. 1 tonight at 10 🤫

11/18/2022

It's true

07/14/2022

Hey kids! Mr Bobby Morgin Riley and myself will be paying a visit to the The Green Elephant in Dallas Texas to close out the month at Laser World with HAM Promotions

05/31/2022

!!!!SUMMER PSA!!!!

So you guys know those waterslides that you stand in, and then they suddenly drop you straight down onto the water slide? If not, look them up on YouTube, there's nothing like them.

Ah yes, the sweet memories of my first time on one of these. I feel that my mental/emotional scars have healed enough to tell this gem.

At the time my girlfriend, now Fiancée, worked as a photographer for one of those resorts with the indoor and outdoor water parks. One of her perks was that her and a family member/friend could get into the waterpark for free, so one hot summer day she had off and we both decided it'd be fun to go there and cool down for the day.

While we were there, I discovered one of there most "Thrilling" looking waterslides. Basically you stand in this tube, and then the slide operator presses a button and this slide drops you straight down a good 90 FEET, before you actually start going down the water slide. Me, being a thrill seeker, of course had to try it. So I made the great climb up to the top of the slide, stood in line, and finally it was my turn. Once I got in the tube, the operator told me to keep my legs crossed. Now I'm a pretty big heavy guy, so I was like "That's uncomfortable as f**k, I'm not doing that". So there I was standing in the tube, having a panic attack from anticipation, with my legs not crossed. The operator finally presses the button, the bottom opens and I fall straight down the water slide. Very quickly I realized why they have you cross your legs. Water shot so far up my ass, so fast, I swear I tasted it in my mouth. My body raced down that slide, as I questioned every life choice that I have ever made.

Once I made it to the bottom, I sat there for a moment, absolutely violated. I felt like someone in an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. I built up the courage to finally stand up, and all I could feel was the nice warm stream of water mixed with s**t, and maybe a little bit of blood shoot out of my ass faster than the Steamboat Geyser at Yellowstone National Park. I quickly got off the slide and ran to the bathroom, with a trail of s**tty water tailing me as the slide operator stared in awe. They had to shut down the slide for the rest of the day :'), but man was my as***le clean after that!

Moral of the story: Keep your damn legs crossed on waterslides.

05/31/2022

Hey there kids,
this Saturday I'll be closing out Matildas with some deep, sexy techno!

05/19/2022

Tearing it up in my PJ's for the Planet at Bass Station Thursday night!

04/14/2022

04/03/2022

Bringing a banging wub house set to Housebroken Thursdays: Partyfingerzz, Cap'n Plan-it, Mike Bledsoe this week!

04/01/2022

So uh, if we get this page up to 500 likes by Sunday I'll play my next show BUTT ASS NAKED

That's right folks, for the low cost of pressing that like button, you too can see me press buttons without clothes on!

03/29/2022

🥱 2022 boutta be like

03/29/2022

Remember kids, anytime you miss a Cap'n Plan-It set I turn a puppy into a tree...

4/7 Innjoy w/ Housebroken Events

4/8 Blacklight Blackout ft. Basura Boyz, Jason Mitchell, Cap'n Plan-It & Nexus6

4/15 Club Planet : Aries Rising

4/29 Yggdrasil presents Yggdrasil: Spring Rebirth

6/02 The Get Down @ Thumbs Up

01/03/2022

Prepare to with Ezra Jermale, Mr Bobby, Nexus 6, Rising Energy Music, Zoreau and Cap'n Plan-It this Thursday @ Thumbs Up in Lake Geneva!

12/14/2021

You may have heard rumor lately that we've been changing gears a little bit. We're here to confirm that those rumors are true.

We are now accepting 2022 booking requests for

HerShe

Goonba

R O C K Y

Adonis Childs (Free The Sheep)

Xander Wolf

Onslaught

Meddler

Double D

Olektronyx

DJ Operator

J. Love

Cap'n Plan-It

Elijah Srey

Please Email for inquiries
and Prepare to

[email protected]

12/07/2021

Attention in the cabin, this is your Cap'n speaking...

Please ensure that your tray table is secured and all personal items are placed safely beneath your seat.

Our final destination will be Thumbs up tavern in Lake Geneva January 6th.

Prepare to and have a nice flight...