Viking Gr8 Danes

07/21/2024

L.Lynn Williams

Happy National Ice Cream Day! What's your go-to flavor?🍦

02/21/2024

Sage
Fawn F
👀🩷

02/21/2024

Barbie Female
Sold

02/21/2024

First time out
Fawn F
*available*
Guardian home preferred.

11/27/2023

I have reached 900 followers! Thank you for your continued support. I could not have done it without each of you. 🙏🤗🎉

09/21/2023

Will probably close this group, moving to Viking Kennel on FB, so both breeds will be on 1 page.
Feel free to join.

03/01/2023

🎊Great Reel Late 2022 of our fur babies 💕

03/01/2023

Harmony is very excited for her
photo session 💜

03/01/2023

03/01/2023

Planning a future with this guy.

12/27/2022

One step closer with a 2023 dane litter. All health testing is clear. Now we wait for mother nature to do her thing.💕

12/17/2022

OM I need to do this with Pug pups.

12/04/2022

Borrowed from a breeder ! There is a reason Pugs and Great Danes are expensive. These are not dogs that live in the back yard, eat Old Roy, and when the female come into heat she gets pregnant by your male while you’re at work. Eight weeks later you don’t come home to a pile of cash nursing on the mom and just have to wait another 8 weeks for that tidy sum to mature so you can cash in.

Each year dignified breeders spend tens of thousands of dollars on the care and breeding of their dogs. Quality food, vet bills, health tests, DNA, supplies... When we have puppies they don’t leave our sight for the first 8 weeks... we call it because we don’t sleep. We monitor nursing (every two hours, 7 days a week for weeks), we bottle feed, we tube feed. We pour ourselves into these tiny little lives to the point where we become sick. We cancel our lives: vacations, school plays, weddings, anniversaries, births and birthdays... everything is on hold when we have puppies.
When we don’t have babies we still have the daily upkeep of our dogs. We also use this time for research, training and further educating ourselves so that we can produce the healthiest babies possible.
So, yes, we work our butts off keeping these amazing babies not only alive, but healthy, well adjusted and ready for their new families.

11/19/2022

I love sales like this ⏬👍
Breeders...Be sure to get it on this one‼️

10/01/2022

Blue Raspberry Amorka- Amorha 10.5 mo (Polish import)
Breeder -Dominka G
Giant Dane Quiet Storm-Lyric 22 mos (Mexico Import)
Breeder Luis

09/20/2022

"Amorha" : AKA Blue Raspberry Amorka
This week she is known as the Queen of bed shredding. She just can't get enough. 🤣😲🙄

09/18/2022

Newest members of the Viking Family 🥰
Few still 👀💜💙👨‍👩‍👧‍👦.

09/02/2022

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your Great Dane

Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your Great Dane comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Great Dane ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your Great Dane suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your Great Dane to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your Great Dane comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:
Sh****ad
Nutjob
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Ok, you
As***le
Put that down
Why?
Seriously?
Damn you
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open a Great Dane's zipper on their back as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your Great Dane is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the steal the dinner chip, fun chip, the biting chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 1800-what-did-I-do

Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Great Dane.

Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns..ever. It’s your problem now.

**borrowed from elsewhere**

08/27/2022

Meet the newest members of the Viking Family❤️💕

08/24/2022

Training tips for the " come" command.
It could save your dog's life.

Watch a session that is suppose to be about "come" become about the attitude you should have.

08/24/2022

Any thoughts on this...had this happen?

08/21/2022

Everyone wants a puppy🐶, until you tell them the price💸💸

Everyone wants to breed until they see the time ⌚& effort you put in
and the time good breeders put in behind the scenes that goes unseen.

Everyone wants a litter until the female doesnt take💉, or you lose a whole litter💀

Everyone wants to get rich 💰💰breeding until they find out this 🚫 isn't 🚫 a get rich quick scheme.

📍It's not all puppies and checks💰.
People don't realize the work/expenses that go into this.

7 days a week 365 days a year. 📅

The thing people don't understand at all is the fine line a breeder deals with when it comes time to make a business decision. 🤔

Breeders make decisions daily that a PET owner never has to.

Never be ashamed to support breeders with integrity ❤️

-Credits to the rightful owner of this text-

07/25/2022

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