Jiu-Jitsu Craft

01/19/2024

Why start Jiu-Jitsu in 2024?

As we approach a new year, many people are contemplating their new year resolution that focuses on health, fitness, and personal growth. If you’re searching for a transformative and rewarding…

09/05/2023

Dillon Danis is Trash*tsu 🗑

In the world of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, there's a name that echoes through the hallowed halls of history like a sad trombone: Dillon Danis. While some athletes are remembered for their glorious victories…

09/01/2023

Mighty Mouse Wins Big at IBJJF Master Worlds 🐭

In the world of mixed martial arts (MMA), Demetrius "Mighty Mouse" Johnson has long been regarded as one of the sport's all-time greats. With numerous accolades and a legacy that has inspired fighters…

09/01/2023

Anaconda Choke 🐍

The Anaconda Choke is a submission technique in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (BJJ) and submission grappling. It's a powerful and effective technique when executed correctly. Here's a detailed step-by-step…

08/22/2023

Americana Armlock 🇺🇸💪

The Americana armlock, also known as the figure-four armlock or paintbrush submission, is a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (BJJ) technique that targets the shoulder joint. It is a highly effective submission…

08/08/2023

Elon and Eddie go to Space 🚀🛸

In a twist of cosmic proportions, Elon Musk, the eccentric entrepreneur and space enthusiast, set off on an intergalactic adventure to the mysterious 10th Planet. And he wasn't alone.

07/20/2023

Jiu-Jitsu Hygiene: All you need to know

Hygiene is extremely important in grappling, especially in martial arts such as Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, which involves close contact with other practitioners. It doesn't matter if you train in BJJ, No-Gi…

06/30/2023

BJJ Professor Uses NFTs for Promotions 🥋

In a shocking twist that left the martial arts community baffled, Professor Rodrigo "Cryptoroll" Santos has revolutionized the world of Brazilian jiu-jitsu by abandoning traditional stripes and belts…

06/02/2023

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Meet Dave… Dave is excited. It's finally Saturday, open mat day at the Jiu-Jitsu gym. Everyone in Dave’s circle knows just how much he’s been looking forward to open mat. Class was just not in the…

05/25/2023

Gordon Ryan: Flushed with Gains 🚽💩

In the vibrant world of competitive Jiu-Jitsu, where muscle and technique collide, there exists a legend named Gordon Ryan—a man whose mastery of Jiu-Jitsu transcends the boundaries of normalcy.

05/15/2023

Zuck Challenges Elon to a sub-only BJJ match 🤨

Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook, has won his first jiu-jitsu match at a local tournament. According to sources, the Facebook founder has been training for months under the tutelage of a renowned jiu…

04/02/2023

03/28/2023

Poor Guy 😔

In the world of jiu-jitsu, there are many things that can keep a competitor up late at night. Maybe it's the fear of getting choked out in front of a crowd, running out of B-Cream, or the worry of not…

03/22/2023

ALL NATTY 💪

Nicky Rod is a steroid-free competitor according to Derek from “More Plates More Dates” The test results are in and Gordon Ryan is wrong. Derek from MorePlatesMoreDates has reviewed the data and…

03/21/2023

“The Jiu-Jitsu deepfake epidemic is worse than steroids ” 😟🤭

The rise of deepfake technology has opened up a world of possibilities when it comes to creating convincing video content. Unfortunately, this technology has also been used to create false or…

03/19/2023

Breaking News!!!:
BJJ blogger stunned to discover he cannot sandbag at Brown Belt for the rest of his life. Congrats on your Black Belt, Jon Helton!

03/12/2023

Breaking: Cyborg is the Liver King🧐🤯

Cyborg has finally spoken out since he was banned by the IBJJF along with four other well-known black belts for anti-doping violations. Igor Feliz, age 24; Jonnatas Gracie, age 25; Brian “Cyborg”…

02/24/2023

Tummy issues strike again 🤷‍♂️

Gordon Ryan is officially out of the much-anticipated match against Felipe Pena at Tezos WNO, because his tummy hurts. Gordon messaged Felipe the news and provided a detailed statement to FloGrappling…

02/23/2023

WNO: Ryan vs Pena II - Main Card Preview😎

Gordon Ryan takes on Felipe Pena for the fourth time this Saturday, February 25th in the main event at Flograppling's Who's Number One (WNO). This time, the rivalry has Gordon defending his WNO…

02/22/2023

Craig Jones Goes Hard in Interview on UFC 284 😳

The outcome of UFC 284 is still a hot topic around the MMA interwebs. Islam Makhachev defeated Alex Vokanovski by decision in the main event in an incredible fight. Islam may have won, but it was a…

02/20/2023

Roberto showed some slick Jiu-Jitsu in London this past weekend 🥇🥇🥇🥈

The IBJJF London 2023 Open occurred this past weekend on February 18th and 19th and Roberto Jimenez let his Jiu-Jitsu skills shine. Even with plenty of top-notch competition, Roberto put on an…

02/19/2023

"Natty King" Nicky Rod gets blood work done to prove Gordon Ryan wrong 😳💪

Gordon Ryan and Nicky Rodriguez had some heated exchanges online this week. The back and forth eventually lead to Nicky getting blood work done to prove his natural status. Gordon may want to review…

02/16/2023

Eddie grounds all 10PJJ flights until further notice 👽🛸

Eddie Bravo has not been silent on the recent UFO sightings. 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu HQ issued a stern warning across the entire affiliation, temporarily grounding all 10th Planet Black Belt aircraft.

02/05/2023

Farewell to The Last Emperor 👑

MMA legend Fedor Emelianendo competed in MMA competition for the final time Saturday night. He fought for the Bellator Heavyweight Championship against Ryan Bader. Things did not go in his favor…

02/04/2023

Jiu-Jitsu Fingers: All You Need to Know 👐

Finger injuries, joint pain, and soreness are common if you've ever trained in Jiu-Jitsu. Fighting for hand position and holding on to your opponent's gi for dear life are only some of the ways those…

01/31/2023

High-Level Trolling 🤡

Logan Paul has trolled MMA fans into thinking he was taking his combat sports career to the next level. Logan posted a teaser video to social media on Monday, leading to speculation in the MMA…

01/31/2023

There was a lot of big Jiu-Jitsu news this past month 🥋

This year kicked off with some huge news in the submission grappling world. Having been bombarded with so much Jiu-Jitsu news in January alone, it can be hard to recall all the madness and remember…

01/28/2023

"Why should you train Jiu-Jitsu?"
"Will Gordon Ryan lose this year"
"Is Baret Yoshida an assassin?"
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We asked ChatterGPT a series of Jiu-Jitsu-related questions. ChatterGPT is an AI chatbot that has recently taken a kimura-like grip on the internet. The hyper-intelligent AI was developed by ClosedAI…

01/26/2023

"Jocko" Themed Birthday Party Gone Wrong

Five suburban dads were arrested after a Jocko-themed birthday party went wrong. Eight children were also taken to the local hospital with minor injuries. Police were called to a suburb near Dallas…

01/25/2023

Because we needed another celebrity Jiu-Jitsu list...🙄

Here is the Ultimate Celebrity list of Jiu-Jitsu practitioners. Ever since Royce Gracie showcased the effectiveness of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu at the first UFC in 1994, the martial art has seen rapid…