06/24/2025
TimelineTuesday: 6/24/1374, in Aachen, Germany, people suddenly began to dance uncontrollably and wildly. Soon this "Dancing Outbreak" spread across Europe. One historian writes: "They formed circles hand in hand, and appearing to have lost all control over their senses, continued dancing, regardless of the bystanders, for hours together, in wild delirium."
Modern scientists have never come up with a satisfactory explanation for the Dancing Plague of Europe, but a recently-discovered manuscript may provide a clue. Translated from a previously-unknown dialect, it reads: "First, the Jockey of Diskes did beginne to playe a marvellous tune which he did call 'Caroline Who Is Sweete,' and the people did dance right merrily; whereupon he striketh his Lute and doth play another madrigal entitled 'Do Not Stop Believing, I Beseech Thee,' and the people mightilye rejoiced, saying that no earthly song could surpass these which he had played heretofore...but then he did commence to sing 'Living Upon A Prayer,' by a Venetian nobleman named Giovanni Bon Jovi, and the people's ecstasy did Burst All Bounds of Sanity."