Since we can’t be on campus to hear the Harvard Advocate party shut down each Friday... we are bringing the authorities to you
Ask Satire V: Getting Into Harvard
Unfiltered: These Harvard Students Tell You What It Takes To Get Accepted
CEB and Satire V Present: Yardfest 2019
UPDATE: HUPD Sketch Artist Reveals Rendering for AirPods Theft
UPDATE: HUPD Sketch Artist Reveals Rendering of AirPods Theft
Harvard Police Department
Community Advisory Report
To provide a more accurate depiction of last night’s unarmed robbery, we have been frantically working with a sketch artist to create a digital rendering of the scene. We hope this additional information will help keep you and your AirPods out of harm's way. Viewer discretion advised.
Change of Email Address
Satire V Productions x Ken Burns presents: “Change of Email Address”
"If you are receiving this message, then the indications are very strong we’ve had the pleasure of making acquaintance this past quarter-of-a-fortnight. Like a strong wind that dashes a sailors dreams, I regret to inform you that my college account shall soon be terminated and we shall speak no more."
60 Seconds: Outside the Harvard Lampoon
Incredible: Ask This Man Anything about Famous Actor Gene Hackman and He'll Google It LIVE!
The Chaucer Society's fyrst dinner gatherynge.
Amazing! World's Smallest Violin Finally Located Between Trump's Thumb and Index Finger!
An Urgent Message For Winthrop House Residents