Standard Definition Films

08/11/2024

Astro just received his copy of Part-Time Killer. You can get one, too! Available now on Amazon!!

06/18/2024

Would you look at that! Part-Time Killer is available to stream free with ads on Tubi!!

06/11/2024

We always have so much fun at the !!! Thanks for letting us host this month's show!
Such a wonderful place to go and experience the love of the craft and revel in the joy of filmmaking. Make sure to stop by on the second Monday of each month!

06/03/2024

Don't be like Melody! Avoid workplace hazards by watching Part-Time Killer right now!!

05/21/2024

CORPORATE PROFILE: DARIUS KING
Employee #: DK6900424
Department: Asset Management
Success Rate: 84%
Pay Grade: B+
Preferred Weapon: A Winning Smile
Favorite Food: Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich


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04/29/2024

CORPORATE PROFILE: MARIAH BLOODFEATHER
Employee #: MB7268891
Department: Loss Prevention
Success Rate: 99.98%
Pay Grade: B
Preferred Weapon: Firat 9mm, Business Casual
Favorite Food: Pad Thai
Currently on Vacation [RESCINDED]

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04/28/2024

INSTAKILLER PROFILE: MELODY ROSE
Username: MELeficent69
Rating 4.3
Success: 17
Fail: 2
T/O: 0
Favorite Weapon: Mah Mitts
Favorite Food: Tacos
Quote: "Don't quote me on that."

PURCHASE PREMIUM TO CONNECT WITH YOUR KILLERS!!!

And don't forget to catch streaming now!!

04/26/2024

Watch out!! is available to rent or own on Amazon right now!! Link in bio!!

04/10/2024

Part-Time Killer is now available to rent or own!

"Stuck in a dead end job at a call center, Melody can barely pay her bills, much less cover the cost of her transition. Desperate for cash, she downloads instaKILL, an app that crowdsources assassins, and begins her bloody road to fortune. But when one of her targets turns out to be an important member of a criminal corporation, she unwittingly sets off a chain-reaction of vengeance-fueled carnage."

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02/05/2024

Another successful weekend of filming Slow Cooker Death Trap! Thanks to everyone for helping out! And especially to for being so rad! And for continuing to be amazing!

It's looking awesome, and we can't wait to show you what a bloody good time it is!

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01/31/2024

Feels good to get out of the production cave and socialize again! Big praise to and for getting the GLOVE showcase started up! (And to for hosting!) Seems like a rad idea and I'm excited to check it out!

Two of our shorts will be playing, along with many more from local filmmakers, so come out and have a good time! Or submit your shorts to the next one! Entry is free! (Just be sure to tip your bartenders!)

Progress Coffee off I-35, Thursday, 7pm

01/23/2024

A massive thanks to everyone who helped out this weekend! It was an absolute blast (pun fully intended)! It's always awesome to meet and work with rad local artists, and I hope y'all had a great time, too!

We took a little break to recuperate, but we're back and in the final few months of production on Slow Cooker Death Trap! Can't wait to show you what we've been working on!

07/25/2023

Such an awesome weekend shooting Slow Cooker Death Trap! Also exhausting. Moses said he slept 14 hours.

Thanks so much to everyone for helping out! Especially Jodi, Reid, Blake, and Colby! We really couldn't have done it without you! They made awesome cultists, and picked up Val's choreo like pros.

Can't wait to film more awesome stuff!

07/16/2023

SOLD! Part-Time Killer has officially been picked up by Random Media for distribution on DVD and Streaming Platforms! Hell yeah! Can't say much at the moment, but it will be available sometime in Spring 2024!

We are so excited that our very first feature film will soon be available for everyone to watch! It has been a wild ride since New Year's 2021 when we officially started this whole Standard Definition thing. To think that in two-and-a-half years we've not only accomplished our dream of making a feature film, but will also be sending that movie across the internet directly into homes around the world! It's absolutely amazing! Thank you so much to everyone who has supported us or this film along the way. You're the real heroes!

And huge shoutout to Moses Dill for this badass PTK photoshoot! This is the raddest Melody, Mariah, and Darius have ever looked. Can't wait to work on more stuff together!

07/13/2023

Slow Cooker Death Trap has officially started filming! And it is looking so rad! Dallas and Diana are freaking killing it! And Valeria is terrifying as our villain, Vex (while pulling double duty as our boom operator)!

Huge shoutout to Moses Dill and Nadia Diaz​ for running the cameras! And a special thanks to Moses for these amazing production stills!

We're so excited for how it's turning out, and we can't wait to share more from this tale of meat and murder! Stay tuned!

05/18/2023

Expiring soon! Get it while it's still fresh!! For the the last week of our campaign, digital rewards are only $5!! That's right! You can get a digital copy of the film for only five bucks! Check it out at SlowCookerDeathTrap.com

In a meatless future, a lone FDA agent must topple a cult of cannibal meat smugglers while helping an illegal food critic escape the clutches of his murderous ex-girlfriend. Action, blood, ground beef! All that and more in this tale of meat and murder!

In a meatless future, a lone FDA agent must topple a cult of cannibal meat smugglers. | Check out 'Slow Cooker Death Trap' on Indiegogo.

05/04/2023

Thanks so much to Bare Bones International Independent Film & Music Festival! We had a great time down in Muskogee! And a great Tex-Mex dinner, too!

It was so awesome to see our little movie up on the big screen once again! And it's always fun to see how a new audience reacts.

And I've totally buried the lead, because on top of an awesome experience, Part-Time Killer also won Best Comedy!! BJ Turner III won Indie Auteur of the Year! Which is rad as hell! And Sam Sexton got a Best Actor Nomination! Hell yeah!

Thanks again, BBIFF!! We are absolutely thrilled that you loved PTK this much! We can't wait to come back!

04/25/2023

We've got almost 11% in our first 24 hours! Thank you so much to all of our early supporters. Y'all are freaking awesome!

And for those who haven't yet, check out the campaign at SlowCookerDeathTrap.com! You will not be disappointed.

And share with your friends, family, pets, and therapists! Or else!

04/24/2023

In a meatless future, a lone FDA agent must topple a cult of cannibal meat smugglers while helping an illegal food critic escape the clutches of his murderous ex-girlfriend. Action, blood, ground beef! All that and more in this tale of meat and murder

We're live!!! SD's first Indiegogo has officially launched, so you can support your favorite filmmaking goofballs on our next project! Every dollar helps us make the best film we can possibly make, and if you don't have a dollar to spare that's ok--sharing with your friends and family helps us out too! Head to SlowCookerDeathTrap.com or click the link here!
https://igg.me/at/slowcooker/x/33461936 #/

In a meatless future, a lone FDA agent must topple a cult of cannibal meat smugglers. | Check out 'Slow Cooker Death Trap' on Indiegogo.

04/23/2023

The Indiegogo for our upcoming Feature, Slow Cooker Death Trap, launches TOMORROW!! We're so excited to be taking the next big step on this project--after countless hours of creative and logistics meetings, it's time to jump into our first ever crowdfunding effort!

We feel so incredibly lucky and grateful for all of the support and enthusiasm the project has received so far, and we can't wait to see how big, bloody, and bombastic we can make this movie with your help!

04/18/2023

We're serious people who take our job very seriously. Really, though, we're so excited to share more about Slow Cooker Death Trap!! Indiegogo launches in 7 days, stay tuned for more info!!

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04/14/2023

Just some set photos from the early days of Standard Definition Films.

04/14/2023

Standard Definition is sooo excited to announce our upcoming feature film, Slow Cooker Death Trap! We'll be filming this summer, and our Indiegogo is launching April 24th. Stay tuned!

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