Metaphysical Times Publishing Company

10/30/2024

It's not very nice to criticize deplorable idiots who vote for a crooked as***le.

10/28/2024

Every year as the pond grows cold , bare-naked Frog gets excessively fond of Fluffy, who doesn't share the affection or stay around for any consummation.

10/28/2024

Night at Manly Square Garden

10/25/2024

I cleaned out this old dug well that had been used in recent years to dispose of things, starting with a musket at the bottom which Paul hung on the house by the door for a while.

10/18/2024

Make Birds Real Again

10/15/2024

"That was fun. I'm OK. Sometimes there's just a hole in the stage."

10/10/2024

Hester of the Asters

10/09/2024

If you catch a fish, you should eat him; and if you're going to eat him, you got to gut him, As long as you take out the gills, you can leave the head on, because the cheeks are really good, but usually we cut it off and leave it for the giant Snapping turtle that lives under the dock, and that once snatched a Rock Bass out of my brother's hand when Herb was swishing loose scales off the fish.
Did the Snapping Turtle eat uncle Herbs hand?
No, but don't lean too hard on me, or I'll fall in and the Snapper will bite my head off.
Will he eat your cheeks.
Yes, but he'd rather have butt-cheeks. Kid butt is best.

10/09/2024

Mt. Eye Monastery Mixed Domestic Arts Class

10/02/2024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeZCA4kis0s Hawk your wares with a peppy song, and pretty soon you'll have a customer.

Some things to remember when you start a business: It's not like a lemonade stand where you can just pretend to have customers. To attract actual customers,...

10/01/2024

Every year the Horse Chestnut Tree that owns this house looses it's leaves in the middle of the summer, then has one leaf cluster, and one flower cluster on my grandmother's birthday.

09/27/2024

Hickory the Cat and the Rosewood Guitar always sleep with a sound hole open, and I'm working on that.

09/25/2024

09/13/2024

Childish Cat Man

08/19/2024

Trouble ahead, trouble behind:

08/19/2024

M I T scientiists say here that you age suddenly at age forty and then suffer another surge of rapid aging when you are sixty; but they don't mention a previous study which discovered that at age EIGHTY, you tend to hurry up and just plain DIE. So now that I've PASSED eighty, I'm pretty much good to put those limitations behind me, and live it up..

Lifestyle changes could counter some of the deterioration.

08/17/2024

It's never helpful to call mentally ill people "weird".

08/16/2024

The Tall Animal R***e, is workshopping their road show so relentlessly with so much set building, and rebuilding, and replacing, with so much raunchy monkeying around, that I can hardly hear myself talking to myself.