Alexandria Minnesota Rebel News

12/27/2024

It's unbelievable how the Douglas County Sheriff's Office and the Alexandria Police Department sets their priorities. They harrass us, going out of their way to drum up bu****it charges for removing illegal signs from the right of way. Criminally charging us for removing what their own ordinances describe as a hazard to the public. To the point of obtaining a search warrant and raiding our home. Meanwhile, a car, parked illegally halfway in a HANDI-CAPPED SPACE in front of PUBLIC HEALTH and THE COURT HOUSE, is left to obstruct SNOW REMOVAL for nearly THREE WEEKS, right around the corner from the LAW ENFORCEMENT CENTER. (The car must belong to someone that they know, or some blue-line boot-licker)
Nice job, #117, APD Officer Burdette! Amazing job you're doing "Protecting and Serving," and making sure our society runs smoothly!

12/16/2024

12/12/2024

As far as I know this is the only legit "manifesto", but I know there are others floating around. I'll like to the substack where you can see it on Ken Klippenstein's page there. You'll notice that, so far at least (may have changed by now) that the media isn't sharing this, but they are quoting little parts that suit them from time to time...Just wanted to make sure more had access to it so they can read it for themselves and I tried to make sure it was legit before I posted it..if this turns out to be incorrect, I apologize...breaking news is rarely reliable news.... https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-manifesto

12/10/2024

DAVID LENTSCH, of Glenwood, WALLEYE POACHER! Some people just don't respect wildlife.

12/02/2024

EVAN GETTEL, of Osakis, Child Po*******hy charge!

11/27/2024

Here is the Defamation Lawsuit brought against Representative Mary Franson by Ex-Boyfriend Eric Harpel. It never made the news. She PAID him an undisclosed amount to drop it.
In it you can read about Franson allegedly cutting herself, threatening su***de, attempting su***de, abusing others, abusing anti-depressants, trashing her own house, and apparently providing sexual favors in exchange for financial support and house payments. Harpel also says that she expressed unfounded concerns about being stalked.
It is also alleged that Franson made many false statements in her application for an HRO, as well as illegally accessed computer files and deleted a bunch of damning information. It also says that she was engaging in promiscuous behavior.

11/23/2024

FREAK OF THE WEEK: Aly*sa Freder*ck

Here we have the restraining order and application, made against Alyss* by her own sister, Rams*y, just last June of 2024.
You may best recognize Alyss* as a prolifically ignorant Echo Press troll and rabid MAGA fascist. What you didn't know is that she's also, reportedly an untreated bi-polar (it shows) and a horrible and abusive sister. These documents more than demonstrate this.
Soon we will also post other restraining orders that demonstrate what a horrible daughter she is.

11/16/2024

JUSTIN LAMB CHARGED WITH SEXUAL MISCONDUCT AND CHILD PO*******HY!!!
Alexandria Minnesota Rebel News has obtained the Criminal Complaint. Filed today in Douglas County District Court.

11/09/2024

We used to do a "Freak of the Week," in which we feature some local yokel, usually right-wing boot-licker type for everyone to laugh and jeer at.
Well...We're bringing it back.
The first undesirable to be eviscerated in this new era is M*ch*el P. W*lfe, birthday 4-07-1977. This right-wing, boot-licking f*ckhead is very loyal to the cops and the courts for dismissing his felony drug charges and letting him get a little job at the local Wal-mart, where he was the head of security. Do you know this as**at clown? Slimy-looking f*cker, ain't he? (And that's coming from ME.)

Who would want to hire him to do their drywall? Or painting? Or let him inside their home? He's an abusive P.O.S.

How do we KNOW that he's an abusive FREAK? What juicy little morsels and embarrassing tidbits have Wendy Hoff and I dug up? I'll tell you:
We have his ex-wife's application for an Order of Protection. This little right-wing PRICK likes to abuse women and children, as you are about to read!
Read here in these documents how he totally acts like a little spassoid and a power trooper. Stalking, threatening to beat and kill people, punching holes in the wall, and raising his little fists. Threatening self-harm, etc.. Threatening children. Threatening to "beat their faces in." Not so powerful, now, are you?
So enjoy the dirty laundry, my poisonous Alexandria kiddos! Until next week when we do J*son H*bred:
Congratulations, J*son, you scabby-looking f*ck! You're gonna be the next "Freak of the Week!" A moment which you've been waiting for for a very long time, but with a horrible twist for you, because it'll be YOUR ex-wife's application for an HRO that we'll be featuring, and it's sitting right here in my hot little hand, so sleep great, b*tch! (Oh, DRAT!!! "Satan wins again!"🤣😂🤣😂)

The Editor, Judd Hoff

11/08/2024

What would you say if I told you that this abomination is displayed in the Douglas County Law Library?

09/23/2024

Representative Mary Franson called Sheriff Wolberson on his cell phone, on his day off, because I shot a BB gun at a rabbit in my garden. I guess this is what she means by "Harrassment and Stalking" because it's the only time she ever called the cops about me.

09/14/2024

🇺🇲 Deputy Owen's Body Camera.🇺🇲

Recording from Pope County Deputy Josh Owen's body camera.

09/08/2024

Here is the Defamation Lawsuit brought against Representative Mary Franson by Ex-Boyfriend Eric Harpel. It never made the news. She PAID him to drop it, so it's ALL most likely TRUE.
In it you can read about Franson cutting herself, threatening su***de, attempting su***de, abusing others, taking anti-depressants, trashing her own house, and apparently providing nookie in exchange for support and house payments. Harpel also says that she expressed unfounded concerns about being stalked.🤔 (Really?!? You don't say!!!)
It is also alleged that Franson made many false statements in her application for an HRO, as well as illegally accessed computer files and deleted information. It also says that she was engaging in promiscuous behavior.
Oh how the mighty have fallen. Video commentary by Editor in Chief and UNENDORSED Minnesota House District 12B DFL candidate Judd Hoff soon to come.
I'm STILL ON THE BALLOT, so VOTE NOVEMBER 5TH!!!

09/01/2024

Watch Starbuck PD officer Alex Olson hesitate outside the hallway, scared to enter, then run once the gunfire starts, abandoning his colleagues. He did, however, enter the apartment after the gunfire stopped, where he courageously handcuffed a co**se. He probably could have prevented the tragedy, but he was too cowardly.

Body Camera From Fleeing, Chickensh*t Starbuck Police Officer Alex Olson Worn At The Scene Of Deputy Owen's Death.