04/09/2024
If you think poets are idiots, well, you're right. Here's a poem explaining why from Volume One of my comic Novel, I Got Stinky Feet.
A Poet's Dilemma
I stand on the bank of the fisherman's stream
Feeling depressed and wanting to scream.
For how can I write of the large-mouthed bass
When I'm standing here sticking my thumb up my ass?
How can I bespeak the wonders of thee
When I've nailed my tongue to the trunk of a tree?
Oh what a well-read poet I'd be
If I scribbled on paper instead of my knee.
The day grows dark,
The light does pass.
I'm standing here stuffing
My head up my ass.
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