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15/03/2024

11/03/2024

Harsh reality. Most women who go to work have work husbands/boyfriends. Work husbands actually exist. Your woman will be in a relationship with you back home, but simultaneously also in one with a workmate/boss

She gets to do all the things a wife would do for a husband - packs lunch for him and obviously sleep together, either in the office, car or lodges. And that's why your woman is hardly in the mood, because she's getting it somewhere

Real passionate s*x, not the boring s*x you have with her. Think about it, the thrill of having s*x in the office, bending her ass on the chair, desk, cupboards unlike with you on your flat boring bed. No wonder she's hardly in the mood

Those late hours at the office, it's not really work but just some late night knacking. Why do you think she's excited when they have seminars/workshops, that's a well deserved vacation with her work husband, far away from you

That time you'll be texting "be safe babe" oh yes she's safe, safe in her work husband's hands. Which is why it's important to visit your woman's workplace randomly. Even if you don't see her cheating, you may be shocked to see a man who resembles your funny looking kids back home. Not to mention the funny looks her workmates give you

This is why by all means every man should strive to earn more, so that your woman can stay home, this work thing is risky. Infact if your woman works, they're high chances, she has already cheated, she is cheating or she will cheat. How you handle that is entirely up to you

Learn OR perish!!!

11/03/2024

Yes my Colleagues; if a student fails to get any Principal pass at A'LEVEL; He/She gets only 2 Subsidiary passes (O's only) in Principal Subjects in any of the combination Subjects...he/She will go for a Higher Education Access Certificate [HEAC] attainable in 1 Year in any of the Public and Private Universities. This certificate is an equivalent to passing A'LEVEL with principal passes. Wn some passes it with Distinction pass; can be given on Government Sponsorship for Bachelor's degree, passing it with CREDIT PASS, he/she is given a Bachelor's degree on Private and if some One passes it with a PASS...he/She will access Diploma courses, of course on PRIVATE.
The Combination Subjects are:-
1. BIOLOGY & CHEM
2. CHEMISTRY AND MTC
3. PHYSICS AND MTC
In each combination, Subsidiaries (O's).
The program is in all Universities.
*THIS CERTIFICATE IS AN EQUIVALENCE FOR PASSING A'LEVEL WITH PRINCIPAL PASSES.*
*THANK YOU.*

11/03/2024

Technical sponsorship for girls by Uganda's Ministry of Education and Sports Uganda

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08/03/2024

Smartest drunkard in the world.

Easy way to memories the Bible

07/03/2024

A very short story

06/03/2024

04/03/2024

All you need to know about Gorilla and chimpanzees tracking in Uganda

04/03/2024

People love their freedom

02/03/2024

A husband said to his wife: I miss my family, I hope you will prepare lunch tomorrow, so I can invite them, it's been a while.

The wife said with a sigh: God willing, it will be good.

The husband said: OK, I will invite them.

The next morning, the husband went to work and at one o'clock he came home, and said to his wife: Did you cook lunch? My family will come in an hour.

And the wife said: No, I did not cook, because your family are not strangers, they can eat what is in the house.

The husband said: God forgive you! Why didn't you tell me yesterday that you won't cook and they will soon be arriving, what will I do?😒

The wife said: Call them and apologize to them, after all, they are not strangers.

The husband left the house upset and after a few minutes, there was a knock on the door. The wife got up, opened the door and was surprised to see her family, brothers, sisters and children!

Her father asked her, "Where is your husband?"

She said to him: He left a while ago.

Her father said, "Yesterday, your husband invited us for lunch. Is it possible for him to invite us and leave the house?"

The wife was stunned by the news, and began rubbing her hands, puzzled that the food in the house was not befitting for her family. She called her husband and said to him: Why didn't you tell me that you intended to invite my family for lunch?

He said to her: My family is your family, and yours is mine. There's no difference.

She said to him: Please bring ready-made food with you when coming, there is no food at home.

The husband said: I am very far from home and your family are not strangers, feed them from the food in the house as you wanted to feed my family.

Moral Lessons

1. Support your partner's well-being and happiness it will definitely return back to you.

2. Don't treat your partner's family like they are nothing to you. You have exchanged families immediately you get married.

3. Do unto others what you want them to do to you. This is the greatest humanitarian aid human relationship blueprint in the scriptures.

4. Love and treat others as much as you love yourself.

02/03/2024

Happy weekend

27/02/2024

The best pics on the internet today.

His Excellency Yoweri Kaguta Museveni hosts his kenyan counterpart His Excellency William Samoei Ruto and his main opposition challenger Raila Odinga at his cattle farm in Uganda.

Simple question, as supporters why hate each other yet the big men sit and dine together?

19/02/2024

A woman's height can increase at any moment

19/02/2024

National Unity platform president Honourable Bobi wine shining at the

16/02/2024

15/02/2024

Evening rush

15/02/2024

Valentine vidéo of the day

11/02/2024

*_INSPIRATION/MOTIVATION MOMENT_*

💁🏾‍♂️ _BORROWING A LEAF FROM AFCON 2024, LESSONS LEARNT_ ❗

1. Ivory Coast lost two out of three group matches but still got to the final. They had a second chance and took it seriously. *Don't play with the second chance life gives you* . *Don't give up on yourself!*

2. Ivory Coast were beaten 4-0 by Equatorial Guinea, yet they bounced back to the final while Equatorial Guinea got eliminated. Don't write anyone off. *Your win today doesn't mean you are the best* . *Don't look down on the person you defeated yesterday* !

3a) Ivory Coast mobilized support for Morocco to beat Zambia so that they can qualify. *Some of those clapping for you now and supporting you may not be your real friends, they may just be using your success for their gain* .
b) Morocco went home after helping Ivory Coast to qualify to the final. *Don't let anyone use you for any gain that doesn't benefit you* .
4. South African goalkeeper stopped 4 penalties against Cape Verde and we're so confident. They wanted the match against Nigeria to end in penalties so that they will win. But against *Nigeria, he couldn't stop any penalty, instead the Nigerian keeper stopped 2 and won MOTM. Don't be too confident of yourself* .
5. Nigeria scored a second goal that was disallowed because of an earlier foul at the build up. Goal was cancelled and SOUTH AFRICA were awarded a penalty. *Such is life, when you think you have lost, God may give you a redemption to turn ashes into beauty* .
6. Senegal didn't lose any match at group stage. But when they played against Ivory Coast that lost 2 matches, they were eliminated. " *Success is not permanent and failure is not final* "
7. All the defenders were on Osimhen, they did all they could to stop him, even four of his goals were disallowed.....but they didn't take note of Ademola Lookman. *Your real enemy may not be who you are thinking* .....
8. Kelechi Iheanacho didn't play the previous 5 matches, he came in late into the 6th game and became the hero. *All you need to be a hero could just be one kick and not 100 kicks, but if you have just one opportunity to kick the ball, do it well* ......
📖🙇🏿‍♂️ " _I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all_ "
Ecclesiastes 9:11

👉🏾 *Time and chance means PREPARATION WAITING FOR OPPORTUNITY* .......

*_Never Stop Learning, Everyday is a Learning day_*

Edited & shared by *James K [of DOCTOR'S FARM CLINIC CONSULT], a Career AND Business Coach*

_You are most welcome to the FARMER'S SOLUTION CENTRE_ 🫂

11/02/2024

Kadama akikoze neera

10/02/2024

Jasom Statham is the toughest action guy to watch at any time

09/02/2024

Mamas you are our heroes

09/02/2024

Uganda président Yoweri Kaguta Museveni busy managing the nation.