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01/06/2024

Rate this couple out of 10

21/05/2024

"Unless Bobi Wine goes back to the UK and rescind those sanctions on the speaker Anita Among, we shall not allow him and NUP to enter Teso again," pro-speaker fanatics have vowed.

21/05/2024

You are poor. What are you teaching the people?

17/05/2024

BREAKING: President has appointed the Assistant Inspector General of Police (AIGP) Abbas Byakagaba, who retired recently, as the Inspector General of .
He will be deputised by Assistant Inspector General of Police (AIGP) James Ochaya, replacing Maj Gen Geoffrey Katsigazi.

13/05/2024

Musa Hasahya, a 68-year-old man in has 12 wives and has fathered 102 kids. Hasahya says he often forgets his children's names.

He said: "My income has become lower and lower over the years due to the rising cost of living and my family has become bigger and bigger. I married one woman after another. How can a man be satisfied with one woman?"

Now, Hasahya's wives are on birth control and he says he is finished with growing his family.

07/05/2024

Would you hire a helicopter for your child's prom party?

01/05/2024

"Don't tell me about lack of jobs, it's just lack of vision because jobs are there. Countries which don't have jobs are countries that are poor. Uganda is not poor. The problem here is lack of vision. Please, stop wasting my time that lack of jobs. All the children that are going to work for the Arabs shouldn't be going there because the jobs are here," -President

22/04/2024

The real list of important things to do on a first date 💯 💯 💯

22/04/2024

Happy birthday Dr. Kizza Besigye

19/04/2024

According to information available,Mobile Money agents will, with immediate effect, start demanding a valid Identity Card before a customer transacts more than UGX 1 million on the platform, according to a new directive by the Bank of Uganda.

19/04/2024

“People are busy judging me but, I sent UGX 30,000 for my daughter’s birthday, and even UGX 2,000 for withdrawing that money, but they didn’t thank me. What do they want me to do?” —- Bizzy Nateete on being a participating parent to Destiny, Winnie Nwagi’s daughter.

18/04/2024

It’s Bruno K again!
Biological father never misses a target 👍

Congratulations to the couple 😍

15/04/2024

Three Masinde Muliro University students dodged exam because they did not study They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Lecturer” Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam.

We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down and we became so dirty as you can see".

The Lecturer understood and gave them three days
to prepare. After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied.
The Lecturer decided to put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper as follows:
1. Who got married? (25 marks)
2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down?
(25mks)
4.What type of car broke down? (25mks)

Marking scheme: your answers must be the same.!!!
As we speak, they are still in the exam hall writing! 😂🤣🤣

14/04/2024

A Northern Nigerian polygamous man with his four wives and 26 children 🤯

13/04/2024

Why have one wife instead of three? 🧏🏿‍♂️

12/04/2024

The Minister of State for Environment, Beatrice Anywar, on Thursday, asked parliament to consider setting up a salon at the new Parliament building currently under construction to offer makeover services to legislators.

10/04/2024

Eid Mubarak

09/04/2024

NBS TV’s Zambali Bulasio Mukasa has resumed work in style

05/04/2024

How many cows?

01/04/2024

Nice and lovely ❤️

28/03/2024

Speaker Anitah Among has protested the move by Ministry of Finance to slash Parliament’s budget by 50%, with MPs describing the decision as humiliating and demeaning to the legislature.

"Our deduction of 50%, shall we be paid salary? You even have the courtesy to put it in bold, on a statutory vote that Parliament shouldn’t get money?"

28/03/2024

The President of the National Unity Platform has suspended Hon. Mathias Mpuuga from the position of Deputy President (Central Region) for engaging in actions of corruption and abuse of office — which actions he has failed to give any satisfactory explanation for.

28/03/2024

Appreciating nature

27/03/2024

Hon. Phiona Nyamutoro accompanied by Eddy Kenzo during her swearing-in ceremony as the State Minister for Minerals.

26/03/2024

Kanye West and his wife Bianca Censori ♥️🙄

26/03/2024

"I was in the army, and I fought in the liberation of Uganda. I had money, but I wasted it, and now I am broke. I have no business; my club "Tavern Tick" has been taken by the bank. I took a loan of UGX600,000,000, which I have failed to repay. My other business, 'Lwasa Events,' collapsed. These days I even miss meals. I kindly ask you, Mr. President, to bail me out.",
- Former tycoon Lwasa Emmanuel earnestly seeks assistance from President Museveni.

26/03/2024

Hon. MathiasMpuuga: I'm here to state that I'm a founder of NUP. I did not join NUP, I was a part of the founding blocks of NUP where I serve as a Deputy President in charge of Buganda. I'm here to reaffirm I'm not leaving NUP.

24/03/2024

22/03/2024

“Where I have gone wrong, I ask the President to forgive me. But as I move from the front bench to the back bench, I will still serve this Government diligently. I will serve the NRM Gov’t, I will serve my President in my capacity as the Woman MP for Bududa. As you know, we are many players in this field, it doesn’t mean that when you leave the field and go to the bench, you aren’t part of the team. I am part of the winning team, the NRM team and I will cheer them from behind. I will serve in my capacity at the back bench and I am happy for that"- outgoing State Minister for Karamoja affairs, Agnes Nandutu.

21/03/2024

'I am soon wedding Makula. Put your party dresses nearby. But I know, after the wedding, someone will sue us. However, I am prepared for anything.', Pastor Bujjingo remarked, unperturbed.