Docter kaunda UG

11/06/2024

Let's support a brother.
Mc Kash Owakabi
Lira Sqoop Into The Badlands

11/06/2024

And they still look poor chaii 💔

11/06/2024

Good morning
An ACHOLI DISTRICT ANTHEM composed by Okot P'Bitek while in Mbarara Teachers Training College (January 1951 to December 1952 that Okot P'Bitek composed, among other songs the Acholi district anthem entitled LOBO ACHOLI featuring Acholi precious Land.

It goes---------------------

LOBO ACHOLI
Lobo Acholi wamari mada
Pinye-nye ber lapore pe

Joo Acholi given in keken
Cwiny-gi-yom pi kwo kany baa

Acholi wa doo
Acholi wa yee
Lutino Acholi gucung pi in
Acholi wa piny me kuc
Lutino Acholi gube tiyo pi in

Lutino Acholi bi too pi in

ENGLISH VERSION;

ACHOLI LAND
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Acholi land we love you
The land is good beyond compare

Acholi people trust are in you
They are happiest and comfortable

Acholi wa doo
Acholi wa yee
Acholi youths will stand for you
Whether during time of peace
Or time of war and struggle
Acholi youths will work for you

Acholi youth will die for you

Okot P'Bitek was born on 7th June 1931 in Gulu, Gulu District, Northern Region and died on 20th July 1982 (aged 51) in Kampala, Uganda.

He authored the following Books
- Lak Tar miyo Kinyero Wilobo (1953)
- The song of Lawino (1966)
- Song of Ocol (1970)
- Poem, written in English, Religion of the Central Luo (1971)
- Two songs; Songs of a prisoner, song of Malaya 1971, Poem Africa's Cultural Revolution of traditional oral verse. London Heinemann Educational Books, 1974. ISBN 0-435-90147-8, Hare and Hornbill 1978 folktale collection. Acholi proverbs (1985) and many more published and unpublished articles. African religion in western scholarship paperback - 1979
By Okot P'Bitek (Author)

08/06/2024

God's creation is amaizing and beautiful. Thank you very much for sharing. 🇿🇦

08/06/2024

LET'S EMBRACE OUR AFRICAN CULTURE
In Japan, a recent food trend involving Onigiri, or rice balls, has gained attention for its unconventional approach. Instead of the traditional hand-shaping method, some young chefs are using their armpits to knead and mould these iconic snacks.

This unique method, which has become popular on social media, has brought a new twist to Japanese food culture. Before beginning the process, all ingredients and body parts that come into contact with the food undergo thorough disinfection. The chefs then engage in physical activity to induce sweating, using their armpits in place of their hands to shape the rice balls.

Surprisingly, these armpit-crafted delicacies are reportedly selling at prices as high as ten times that of regular Onigiri in select restaurants.

07/06/2024

Read to end
I visited a pharmacy yesterday and told the pharmacist to give me a condom that am going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I might get Lucky.!,

He gave me one and I paid for it, as I was about to leave, I turned and asked him for another one that my girlfriend's sister is very beautiful and curvy too, I told him she always crosses her legs in provocative manner every time she sees me, I think I may strike luck there too,

He gave me another one and I paid for it, as I was about leaving the pharmacy again, I turned back and said :

"Give me one more condom, my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute. When she sees me, she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move."

During Dinner, I sat with my girlfriend on the left, her sister on the right, and their mum facing me,

When my girlfriend's dad walked in, I lowered my head and started the dinner prayer, "Dear Lord bless this dinner and thank you for all you have given us...... 10 minutes after, am still praying........Lord I thank you for your kindness.....,

Another 10 minutes passed and am still praying, keeping my head down, very close to the table,
They all looked at each other surprised, my girlfriend was even more surprised than others, she gets close to me and whispers :

"I didn't know you're so religious"

I replied :
I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!.😳🙆🏾‍♂️😆
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07/06/2024

A European man that went to Malawi to attend Sandfestival and smoked w**d for the first time wants to Fly back home "Naked"
Africa is the Pearl of the world

06/06/2024

A downed telephone cable reveals the amount of wires inside. It is estimated to have about 3,600 wires, with each wire color-coded and individually identifiable.

The wires are organized into groups of 25 pairs (50 wires), called binder groups. Each binder group is color-coded. Twenty-four binder groups form a super binder, containing 600 pairs (1,200 wires), wrapped with a color-coded string. Multiple 600-pair super binders make up the total cable, with each wire in the cable individually identifiable.

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06/06/2024

06/06/2024

Hello drunkards.
Following

02/06/2024

HAPPY
A WIFE send a text MESSAGE to the husband:
"Honey, don't forget to buy bread on your way home from work and your girlfriend Vallery said I must greet you"

HUSBAND Text: "Who is Vallery?"
WIFE respond: "Nobody. I just wanted you to answer so that I can know you saw my message"

HUSBAND: "But I am with Vallery right now and I thought you saw us"
WIFE: "What? Where are you?"
HUSBAND: "Near the Bakery, right at the door"

WIFE: "Wait, I am coming right now"
* After 5 minutes the wife send a text message to the husband.

WIFE: "I am at the bakery, where are you?"
HUSBAND: " I am at work. Now that you are at the bakery, bring the bread with you home.

01/06/2024

The servants of God

30/05/2024

You will sleep in the garden one day

29/05/2024

*LAWS THAT ISAAC NEWTON FORGOT TO TELL US ABOUT*

May be because these things don't always happen but very probable.

1. WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD:
When the buttered slice of bread falls it always falls on the buttered side.

2. LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queue, the one you just left starts to move faster than the one you are in now.

3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose begins to itch.

4. LAW OF THE TOOLS:
Any tool, when dropped, rolls to the least accessible corner.

5. BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

6. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

7. LAW OF THE RESULT
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

8. LAW OF BIOMECHANICAL:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

9. LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

10. LAW OF EXAM:
A book will remain in state of rest or covered in dust until exams time.

11. LAW OF SLEEP:
The nap becomes enjoyable when the alarm sounds.

12. LAW OF CHEAPER THINGS
You always get the cheaper things once you have bought the expensive one.

*Which of the above is experienced quite often?* 🤔

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26/05/2024

Journalism in my area is no easy

23/05/2024

I tell you

22/05/2024

The police of
Uganda Police Force should work on some of their officers

21/05/2024

Respect to the inventors.
I guess the next generation Will make this better.

20/05/2024

Knowledge is indeed power

19/05/2024

At least not bare handed

19/05/2024

When your village People are after you

17/05/2024

Are u a victim of this.

16/05/2024

Which artiste should wear this?

15/05/2024

Women are womening really

15/05/2024

Life of a producer.
When Business fails.
We resort to do research
And watch movies.

14/05/2024

My lawyer is the best

12/05/2024

Tag that engineer

11/05/2024

Don't despise anybody's work.
They are good at what they do.
You might not even know where to start from.



Complex soldiers
Docter Kaunda

10/05/2024

National Census 2024
Dear All,
The National Census will take place from 10th-19th May 2024.

In the event that you will be away from home when the enumerators visit your home/residence, below are some key details/information you will need to leave with the people at home.

- [ ] Name
- [ ] S*x
- [ ] Date of birth
- [ ] Age
- [ ] Birth registration or certificate
- [ ] NIN(do you have a card or not)
- [ ] Religion
- [ ] Nationality
- [ ] Tribe
- [ ] Clan
- [ ] Parents survival status (alive or deceased)
- [ ] Marital status ( married, divorced, separated, cohabiting, single)
- [ ] Place of birth (where your mother was staying while pregnant with you closely before or at the time you were born)
- [ ] Duration of stay in current residence
- [ ] Previous residence if you recently moved there
- [ ] Why did you move (examples may include for marriage,school, looking for employment etc)
- [ ] Are you covered by health insurance
- [ ] Do you have any Functional difficulties (related to your five senses)
- [ ] School attendance (what is your highest level of education)
- [ ] Occupation e.g. HRM, Procurement Officer, Doctor, Nurse, Security Officer etc
- [ ] Industry (sector where you work) e.g. Health Sector

09/05/2024

This is where my being Engineer will stop.
Karuma bridge repair