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MY DIL TOOK MY CAR WITHOUT PERMISSION AT NIGHT AND CRASHED IT—I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I FOUND OUT WHERE SHE HAD GONE.

ME: You had no right to take my car without asking, especially in the middle of the night!

DIL: What’s the big deal? You’re not even using it!

ME: You could’ve at least let me know! And how are we supposed to fix it now? Also, where were you even going at night while my son’s out of town!?

DIL: That’s none of your business! And don’t even start with me about money. I’m not paying a dime just because your junker has bad brakes!

Honestly, I was on the edge of losing it and saying something nasty to her! But karma did its thing. Right at that moment, my phone rang — it was my son.

SON: MOM! KICK HER OUT OF THE HOUSE, NOW! MY FRIEND JUST CALLED AND TOLD ME THAT AT NIGHT SHE WAS GOING TO ⬇️ See less See lessMY DIL TOOK MY CAR WITHOUT PERMISSION AT NIGHT AND CRASHED IT—I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I FOUND OUT WHERE SHE HAD GONE.

ME: You had no right to take my car without asking, especially in the middle of the night!

DIL: What’s the big deal? You’re not even using it!

ME: You could’ve at least let me know! And how are we supposed to fix it now? Also, where were you even going at night while my son’s out of town!?

DIL: That’s none of your business! And don’t even start with me about money. I’m not paying a dime just because your junker has bad brakes!

Honestly, I was on the edge of losing it and saying something nasty to her! But karma did its thing. Right at that moment, my phone rang — it was my son.

SON: MOM! KICK HER OUT OF THE HOUSE, NOW! MY FRIEND JUST CALLED AND TOLD ME THAT AT NIGHT SHE WAS GOING TO ⬇️ See less See less

16/08/2024

BEING A POOR WIDOW, I GAVE MY CHILDREN A HAPPY CHILDHOOD BY HANDCRAFTING TOYS FOR THEM

Picture this: I have two kids, and my husband passed away when the oldest was just two. He left behind a mountain of debt from a failed business. Fast forward to two years later, and my MIL also passed away. Yeah, that's basically my life in a nutshell.

So, I poured every penny I had into the kids, food, and keeping the lights on. I was so broke that buying toys for them wasn't even an option. Honestly, it sucked seeing my little ones get the short end of the stick like that.

Fast forward to today: they're in their mid-20s, have solid jobs, and living their best lives. Every time they visit, they grin at this one toy I somehow managed to craft for Christmas when we were dirt poor.

That was 21 years ago. I was desperate to create something for them with my own two hands that they could enjoy together. The only stuff I had? Some old cardboard shoe boxes and random junk from the garage.

So I grabbed some glue, clothespins, cardboard, and ⬇️ See less

15/08/2024

I ENDED A BRILLIANT CAREER BECAUSE OF MY HUSBAND—NOW HE'S DIVORCING ME FOR HIS YOUNG SECRETARY
Todd (47) and I met when we were just teens. I was a rising star in gymnastics—everyone said I’d make it to the Olympics, bask in glory. But there was Todd, and I was head over heels in love, so, well, I gave it all up.
And then, I lost myself. For 15 years, I did everything: worked on his farm, kept the house. I let myself go, gained weight, and dragged through each miserable day. Instead of support, all I felt was the distance between us growing wider. God knows, I tried to save us.
Fast forward to the our anniversary. I went all out—candlelit dinner, romance—the works. Well, sure: he came home, muttering something on his way to the bedroom.
"By the way, almost forgot. Here, take it," he said, tossing an envelope at me. Hope flickered—was this it? Italy, together, like I'd dreamed? But when I opened it, I felt like I'd been slapped. DIVORCE PAPERS. DIVORCE PAPERS. HE GAVE ME DIVORCE PAPERS ON OUR ANNIVERSARY!
In shock, I barely managed a shaky "Why?" Turns out, I'm a "dumb cow" he couldn't even talk to, and, oh, great news: he’d been CHEATING ON ME WITH HIS YOUNG SECRETARY!
But wait, it gets worse. He packed up and announced he was off to Italy with this homewrecker. "Be the hell out of here by the time I get back," he snarled, walking away. Furious as hell, I chased after him, ready to yell everything I’d been holding in. All I could think was, "Gosh, this jerk has to be punished!"
And then, as if someone up there was listening, karma hit him INSTANTLY! Damn, it was brutal! You won’t believe what I saw: Todd, sweet-talking on the phone, suddenly⬇

15/08/2024

“Hey! Don’t you know who I am? I could get you fired like this!” the spoiled rich boy said, snapping his fingers to indicate that she could quickly lose her job. “GET SOME PEANUTS FOR EVERYONE! NOW”
Monica couldn’t take it anymore. Instead of looking for the peanuts, she entered the cockpit and took a seat behind Vince, the primary pilot.
“This spoiled man is here, and it’s barely been an hour since we took off.” Monica said. “Can you talk to him?”
“It would be a breach of protocol.”
“A breach of protocol...Hmmm,” Monica said, placing a finger on her chin and thinking deeply, knowing, what to do now.

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