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27/01/2025

Hoy, batang may luga pero cheater, talagang babakbakan mo kami pabalik? 😂

- Dominick J. De Leon

26/12/2024

Good evening Pandogians, Here am I, the duly reinstated PM of the UBDF, informing you to keep an eye for our latest broadcast. Stay tuned for the upcoming agendas that will be imposed by the president, the PM, be it from one of us or simultaneously.

With that, here are our agendas, specifically focusinf executive orders and reforms, that shall be imposed at the end of 2024, Year IV of Pandogia, and the year of the Lord:

1. Ratification of Membership Termination due to Unprofessionalism and Moral Unbecoming of a Pandogian
2. Updated Policies of Membership Approval and Membership Termination in terms of Grave Misconduct and Moral Unbecoming
3. Parliamentary and Partylist Reforms
4. Constabulary, Civil, Cybersecurity, and Military Reforms
5. Diplomatic, Economic, and Trade Reforms.
6. Formal Reinstation and Inauguration of Pierre as the Prime Minister, and the beginning of his 2nd Premiership.

With these agendas, we ensure a dynamically safe space and a safe cybersecurity among the Pandogian Realm. Have a happy holidays ahead and Pandogia never yields! ⬛️🟨🟦

: From the Office of the Prime Minister, 26th of December, 2024, 8:13 PM of PST.

25/12/2024

Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to the UBDF! More blessings to come and don't forget to thank and wish the Lord Jesus a happy birthday! ⬛🟨🟦🎄☃️✝️

- From the Office of the President of the UBDF

17/06/2024

MISSING DOG 🐶📣

Our hearts are heavy as we search for our beloved dog, Buddy. He's not just a pet; he's a cherished member of our family. Buddy has brown and black fur and a gentle demeanor that endears him to everyone he meets.

We last saw Buddy in the Squatter area on [Jun 17 2024], and we are desperately hoping for his safe return. The house feels empty without his joyful presence.

REWARD: 1 PESO 💵

If you have any information, no matter how small, please call or text us at **911**. Your kindness and vigilance can help reunite us with our dear friend. We miss him more than words can express.

Let's bring Buddy home.

05/03/2024

Happy Federation Day to the UBDF! ⬛🟨🟦

Here's to our 3 years of long-lasting peace and continued sovereignty! 🍾🎉🎊

- from the admins and staff of the CTVP

24/01/2024

HEADS UP! UBDF! | The results for the 4th parliamentary elections are in after the polling precints have closed exactly at 10pm. With only a total of 22 votes which makes it the total number of seats in parliament while only 19 seats are occupied. The number of votes for each party will determine their number of seats in the parliament.

For the results:

HYDRA - 9 seats
KMT - 5 seats
Independents - 5 seats
Number of seats not occupied: 3

It has been made clear that the HYDRA Ultranationalists have won the most number of seats in parliament with a total of 9 seats while the Kuomintang and the Independent faction have come to a stalemate with both receiving 5 seats.

The 2024 parliament has made history since it's the first multi-party parliamentary elections ever since the UBDF ended the one-party system. Padayon UBDF! Goodluck to the new parliament as they have a bright future ahead! ⬛🟨🟦🎉

24/01/2024

The UBDF now has its own website using Wix! Created by the President as a back-up plan in case its MicroWiki page gets terminated.

the United Bread Doge Federation, is a sovereign Philippine-based organization based in Metro Manila. though it has members from different parts of the Philippines, thus it was considered as a multi-regional organization. First established in November 2020 as a result of a coup d'etat within the Bre...

24/01/2024

НОВОСТИ | the President of the UBDF who just recently woke up congratulates the Prime Minister and the Armed Forces for their successful operations in infiltrating the bases of its 'principle' enemies. Just to clarify that po*******hy and lewd activities are considered as "constitutional" enemies of the United Bread Doge Federation which still remains unchanged even when its constitution was amended last January 1. Padayon UBDF! ⬛🟨🟦

DATE ISSUED: 24th of January, 2024, In the Year of Our Lord, Year 4 of the UBDF

24/01/2024

BREAKING NEWS 📣

Under the decisive leadership of Prime Minister Jedidiah Soriano, the 1st and 2nd Divisions of the Armed Forces of the UBDF executed a meticulously planned operation, resulting in the successful raid of an illicit 18+ group operating within a messaging platform. This strategic intervention reflects the government's unwavering commitment to maintaining a safe and secure digital environment.

Through collaborative efforts, the members of the illegal group were systematically tracked down, one by one, demonstrating the precision and effectiveness of the operation. This triumph stands as a testament to the UBDF's dedication to upholding law and order in the cyber realm.

Such accomplishments underscore the government's emphasis on good governance and its proactive approach to strengthening digital security. Prime Minister Jedidiah Soriano's vision for a safer internet has propelled the UBDF to the forefront of safeguarding the online space, ensuring the protection of citizens and their digital experiences.

In the pursuit of creating a secure online landscape, the UBDF continues to exemplify its commitment to excellence and diligence. This victory echoes not only the triumph of the Armed Forces but also the overarching goal of making the internet a safer place for everyone, aligning with the principles of good governance that underpin the government's strategy for a thriving and secure digital society.

23/01/2024

НОВОСТИ | the President of the UBDF officially declares the 2nd of March as the "Republic of Batonia Day" or simply 'Batonia Day" to honor the contributions of the Batonian independence movement in securing the UBDF's independence from the UAF which is celebrated every March 5 as "Federation Day".

This declaration also designates Batonia Day as one of the national holidays within the UBDF and a "special holiday" within the UBDF region of Batonia. ⬛🟨🟦 ⬜🟦⬜

Date issued: 23rd of January, 2024, In the Year of Our Lord, Year 4 of the UBDF

13/01/2024

НEADS UP! UBDF! | the President of the UBDF has ordered the total annexation of HGC (formerly UGAB) as an integral part of the United Bread Doge Federation.