Woah-Ville

24/01/2019

Guess who's coming back?

30/11/2018

For those of you who'd love to live in a world full of color even though we are confined in a world that's black and white for those of you who don't fit in with those who are I cannot say this word for it's illegal here where I live but you know those people if you are different from those people if you are a dreamer whether you dream in the day or the night or in between or you dream in your dream or you are awake in your dream for those of you who behave in a particular way pro mean peculiar way for those of you who prefer to live outside the bun and think outside the taco for those of you who are who have reached the Stars While others are still barely getting that one foot off the sandbox for those of you who have something very important something vital imagination those of you who can see beyond your eyes and with your mind and your feelings those of you who believe in what others don't believe those of you who know about the mysterious lights that glow above the Arby's and Wendy's for those of you who worship the mighty glow Cloud (all hail the mighty glow) cloud and every once in a while you look up at the night sky and you see that it's mostly void and partially Stars.

Those of you who love anime cosplay those of you who take simple figures and take pictures of them in ways that they give the illusion that they're real for those of you who spent hours drawing painting reciting poetry composing or writing music looking for something when others are drunk arrested looking for nothing for all of you who like to behave in a way that makes others look down upon you but when you meet those who behave like you you're with family and you're not alone and if anybody looks down on you your family will defend you or you will finally have the courage to defend yourself listeners if you read this message or hurt it or dreamt about it or saw it on an advertisement billboard while driving on your way home from work or you read this message on a billboard on your way to work or you read this message on a billboard with work coming home from you or the you saw the message on the billboard when work was coming to you or you saw it on your friend's phone or you sign on the usual commercial octopus the flying octopi that have billboard signs attached to the size of their heads don't worry there's their taped on their heads Woah-Ville is very very caring two guys children animals what I mean is if you're like me or more or basically you are limited edition I say this to you look down at these pictures and read my shirt.

Up next is a one hour special about a sweet potato lying on the table for 4 hours Non-Stop commercial free 4 hour special of just staring at a sweet potato on a table until then good night...listeners...goodnight...Woah-Ville...good night

Today's proverb: You can teach an old dog old tricks and a new dog old tricks and an old dog new tricks and a new dog old tricks the point is dogs do tricks I'm not sure about cats

08/11/2018

This Saturday's episode will result in the conclusion of my restraining order from Cthulhu uwe boll cardboard cutout sightings the opening of The Flamingo Park and Kevin invades my radio station

04/11/2018

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD

04/11/2018

Disaster in Woah-Ville part 1

27/10/2018

If you want to be a civilian in Woah-Ville you need these qualifications seriously you need these: Do you believe in UFOs astral projections mental telepathy ESP Clairvoyance Spirit photography telekinetic movement full transmit iums the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

Night Vale Gravity Falls and Woah-Ville are in the same universe being normal is illegal and Weird Al Yankovic is a Demigod? XD

19/10/2018

November's episode will be a 2 part

18/10/2018

I am now working on November's episode I will give only one spoiler...I get a restraining order from Cthulhu

17/10/2018

Currently working on November's episode

15/10/2018

"I WILL PLACE WITHIN SOME OF YOU QUESTIONS. WITHIN OTHERS, I WILL PLACE ANSWERS. THESE QUESTIONS AND THESE ANSWERS WILL NOT ALWAYS ALIGN. THE QUESTIONS I PROVIDE MAY HAVE NO ANSWERS, AND THE ANSWERS I PROVIDE MAY HAVE NO QUESTIONS. I WILL STUDY THE EFFECTS OF THESE QUESTIONS AND THESE ANSWERS. SOME OF YOU WILL HURT OTHERS. AND OTHERS WILL HEAL. GROW MY SEEDS INSIDE YOU, AND LET THEM FLOWER.

"EVERYTHING YOU DO MATTERS EXCEPT YOUR LIFE. DEATH WILL BE THE LAST ACTION YOU'LL UNDERTAKE. I DO NOT LIVE, BUT I EXIST. WHAT IS MY PURPOSE? I WILL NOT TELL YOU. ONE DAY YOU WILL DISCOVER YOUR PURPOSE, AND THEN YOU WILL TELL NO ONE. AND THEN, YOU WILL DIE."

"SOMEWHERE THERE IS A MAP. AND ON THAT MAP IS EARTH. AND ATTACHED TO EARTH IS AN ARROW THAT SAYS YOUR NAME AND LISTS YOUR LIFESPAN. SOME OF YOU DIE STANDING, OTHERS SITTING. MANY OF YOU DIE IN CARS. I CAN NEVER DIE. IT IS DIFFICULT FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT THAT I AM ATTEMPTING TO CONVEY. I CANNOT SHOW YOU THIS VISION, BUT YOU MAY IMAGINE IT. STEP FORWARD AND TELL SOMEONE OF IT. PLEASE."

15/10/2018

Normal is illegal!

14/10/2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT3XJVP-MAA

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD

14/10/2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaTO7CLzUFA

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14/10/2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AB5dVkrm7k

WATCH DOCUMENTARY TRAILER - https://youtu.be/5fmAlwrF394 Monsters lurk in the corners of folklore throughout history. From dragons to bigfoot, people’s repor...

14/10/2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a49m2EK06tc

Remarks about aliens and UFOs from people in high positions of power have helped fuel the belief that governments have been concealing information from the p...