
10/02/2025
Namaste, Gym Bro/Sis! On March 28th, forget zen “oms”—we’re serving KARDIO: YOGA EDITION (at ) to melt your chakras without a mat! 12 (TWELVE! Not a typo!) coaches means business. 😳 Picture this: “Downward Dog” meets “Cobra on the Dancefloor.”
GET ON THE FB GOING LIST* (LINK IN BIO) BEFORE SOMEONE STEALS YOUR FAVORITE “POSITION”! 🧘🔥
COACHES (A-Z):
🔹AZDRA (Kardio) -
🔹CRYZADORA - .vol
🔹HARDER DANNY (Kardio) -
🔹HELL’S CHILD -
🔹JULIMBA (Kardio) - .max
🔹KAMEHA (HUIKISUCHKI)
🔹LAST MESSIAH (Pumpin’ Night) -
🔹NEKTØ (System) -
🔹PARTY POISON (Kardio) .mustdie
🔹SCHELLT (Schissma/RaveKiev) - .mp3
🔹THEVODKA -
🔹VǾLSH -
PLUR above all. Biceps optional, KARDIO mandatory.
💰 TICKETS:
CASH ONLY
💥40/50 PLN – FB Going List* (click “GOING” or risk FOMO link in BIO)
💥60 PLN – Non-list rebels
📌 FB LIST SIGN-UP:
Click “Going” on the event page to get on the list.
🚫 “Interested” does NOT count as sign-up!
🕚 23:00 - 00:00 → 40 PLN
🕛 00:00 - End → 50 PLN
🚪Non-list Warriors:
🕚 23:00 - End: 60 PLN
📅 FB LIST CLOSES: March 27, 18:00
🔥Warning: Side effects may include sore muscles, euphoria, and sudden urges to yell “OM” in the club.