20/11/2024
Happy Birthday to the one and only 𝔍𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔅𝔞𝔠𝔰𝔞𝔦𝔫, the secretary and enigma of BSCS 2A, and the only person who makes us feel both awe and existential dread all at once. 🎉♟️
At first glance, you might think he’s the quiet, serious type, the kind who’s just in the corner thinking about the meaning of life or plotting world domination. But once you get past that cold, calculating exterior, you realize he’s actually a walking chaos machine. A genius, yes—but also the kind of guy who can obliterate you in chess without breaking a sweat and then make you feel dumb for even thinking about challenging him. ♟️💀 There’s no escaping it. His intellect isn’t just a gift; it’s a curse. You’ll never catch up, and deep down, you know it.
When it comes to gaming, he’s an absolute nightmare. Whether it’s Valorant, League of Legends, or Minecraft, he dominates the field like he’s trying to make us all question why we even bother picking up a keyboard and mouse. He’s the type of gamer who doesn’t just play the game; he becomes the game. 🏆 It’s honestly terrifying. Don’t even try to win, because he’s already ahead of you by 20 steps, mentally preparing to break your soul in the next round. 🎮💻
And yet, despite being a living, breathing powerhouse in every field—gaming, music, programming—he somehow finds time to humble us by showing how easy everything is for him. Want to hear a Mozart-level keyboard performance while he solves complex math problems? He’s already doing that. Want to figure out how he can make someone look like a fool in a video editing project? Don’t worry, he’ll show you how it’s done, and it’ll probably make them question all their life choices. 🎶🎥
As for his academic prowess, let’s just say that Ordinary Differential Equations and Data Structures & Algorithms are basically his basic math homework. To us, they might as well be hieroglyphics. But to him? It’s like reading the menu at Mang Inasal. 📚📊 The rest of us are still figuring out what’s going on, and he’s already moved on to the next challenge, probably solving the secrets of the universe in his free time. No big deal. 😬
We can’t forget his dark sense of humor. This is the guy who drops an ‘n-word’ or pulls off the heil pose without a second thought, leaving us all in a mix of confusion and dark amusement. It’s honestly a skill to make something so absurd both hilarious and, at times, borderline terrifying. 😂😅 And we love it. The humor vibes? 10/10. It’s like hanging out with a meme lord on steroids, and we’re all just lucky to witness the madness unfold.
'If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.' Well, we didn’t commit any sins—but here we are, trapped in the same block as a walking, talking punishment. 😎💀 It’s almost like he’s a human paradox—someone who’s both a blessing and a curse.
From the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑, he dominates every realm like it's nothing.
But let’s not forget the most important thing—despite all the jokes, the chaos, and the mind games, we all know one thing for sure: he’s got our backs. Beneath all the brilliance and the dark humor, there’s a genuine friend who actually cares. He may not always show it in the most conventional way, but we know that if we ever needed help or support, he’d be the first to offer it, even if it’s just with a dry joke and a knowing look. He may be the “punishment” God sent, but he’s also the one who’ll make sure we all make it through the game. 🥳💀
So here’s to you, Jave—the one who makes us laugh, think, and occasionally question if we’re all just pawns in your carefully planned game. May your birthday be as epic as your gaming skills, as complex as your music, and as legendary as your humor. Just don’t take over the world before the rest of us get our turn, alright? 😂🎉
Happy Birthday to our class’s genius, dark-humored overlord, gaming god, keyboard virtuoso, and video-editing wizard. Here’s to another year of terror, brilliance, and total domination. 🥳🎂 May you continue to wreck us all in every way possible. But hey, we wouldn’t have it any other way. And deep down, we know you care—even if you show it with a side of memes and chaos.
In Jave we thrust 🙏🏻
