Quotes Unlimited Jokes

31/12/2024

I wish i can hug you everytime you feel tired, because I don't want you to feel alone.

29/12/2024

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29/12/2024

28/12/2024

Just keep hiding, you didn't meet my standards, you're not the person those people were expecting to see.

25/11/2024

Describe in 1 word

02/11/2024

"Sa buhay, may mga tao talagang mahilig maglaro. Pero sa huli, ang laro ay palaging may kapalit."
-cheater nga nya iroy halata nga waray loyalty-

31/10/2024

With Lia Laurente Baltonado – I just got recognized as one of their top fans!

31/10/2024

Bakit ba lagi kitang nasa isipan ko... Kahit alam ko naman na Hindi mo ako naiisip.

30/10/2024

JOKE FOR TODAY:

GRADUATION SPEECH NI PEDRO:

PEDRO:

"A pleasing afternoon to all, to me, to you, we, they and everyone.

Today, I am graduation.

I am proud of me.

I invitation you all to eat our house because i know someday i will eat your house too.

My father died one cow to eat us.

We also kill five chickens, three girls and two boys to eat you all.

I will ask my father to cook my mother.

I, thank you!!" (Applause)

TEACHER: Ano ba naman yan Pedro! "WHAT KIND OF ENGLISH DO YOU HAS?"

13/10/2024

Maiksi lang ang buhay, kaya piliin mo ang mas bata sayo

29/09/2024

Push yourself, because no one else is going to do it for you.

08/09/2024

"Kapag muling bumisita sa'yo ang pag-ibig, nawa ito'y maging ligtas, tiyak, totoo, at nagbibigay kapanatagan

08/09/2024

Big shout out to my newest top fans! Francisca Lemes