Kaizoucky

05/11/2024

Sus sarap mag lulu

02/10/2024

eto inaantok pero papasok

29/09/2024

29/09/2024

29/09/2024

Wife Calls A Husband 😂😆😝

**H**: "Hello?"

**W**: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

**H**: "Yes."

**W**: "Great! I'm at the mall, two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"

**H**: "What's the price?"

**W**: "Only $1,500."

**H**: "Well, OK, go ahead and get it if you like it that much."

**W**: "Ah, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2024
models. I found one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... And since we need to exchange the BMW we bought last year..."

**H**: "What price did he quote you?"

**W**: "Only $90,000."

**H**: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

**W**: "Great! But before we hang up, there's one more thing..."

**H**: "What?"

**W**: "It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and stopped by the real estate agent this morning. I saw the house we looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property."

**H**: "How much are they asking?"

**W**: "Only $450,000 – a magnificent price! And I see we have enough in the bank to cover it..."

**H**: "Well, go ahead and buy it, but just offer $420,000, OK?"

**W**: "OK, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!"

**H**: "Bye... I love you too."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, raises his hand, and asks everyone present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

28/09/2024

still young, still doing mistake, still growing, still learning.

28/09/2024

STORYTIME...

LOLO : Dati ang 20 ko may dala na ko pauwi na 5 kilong bigas, dalawang latang malaki na gatas, isang dosenang itlog , 2 kilong asukal , isang docenang kape, 10 lata ng sardinas may pahabol pang toothpaste, shampoo at sabon.

APO : Wow Ang dami nun ah.... Eh ngayon po lolo?

LOLO : Impossible na yan Ngayon apo.... Masyado ng makabago ang teknolohiya at madami ng CCTV eh ...

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂✌️

28/09/2024

BALOT STORY:

NAGTITINDA: Balut, Balut, Balut kayo diyan...

BIBILI: Bibili ako..

NAGTITINDA: ilan po sir?

BIBILI: Magkano muna ang balot?

NAGTITINDA: Dose lang ito mura lang..

BIBILI: Magkano asin??

NAGTITINDA: Libre lang po!!

BIBILI: Hmmp...

NAGTITINDA: Bili na po kayo dose lang..

BIBILI: Magkano ulit asin??

NAGTITINDA: Libre lang po!

BIBILI: CGE BIGYAN MO AKO NANG TATLONG KILONG ASIN!!! LIBRE LANG NAMAN EHHHHH!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

22/07/2024

Bumble brip.

31/01/2024

Pinalabas Hahahaha😆

28/01/2024

When Kobe Bryant Passes Michael Jordan.

28/01/2024

grabi ka tay😆
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