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Linda Deane, storyteller and chief scribe of Planet Cat
Email: [email protected]
Deb Nelson, kitty welfare volunteer, and Maître d'hôtel at Chez Nelson Email: [email protected]

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.Sigh....There really are some very strange people who lurk 'bout on the internet.Ye...
31/08/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Sigh....
There really are some very strange people who lurk 'bout on the internet.
Yet again, some loopy weirdo got the wrong idea when he heard my name.

In response to his request for a close-up of my ginger knickers, here we go, pervert, since you insist, ogle away all you like.

In response to his request for an exclusive pic of what's under my ginger knickers, I have only this to say:

As a respectable calico lady, allow me to clarify: I don't know what goes on in the convoluted tunnels of your dank and fetid mind, but I have a healthy sense of purrsonal boundaries.
The term "go fluff yourself" immediately sprang to mind, but you will probably misconstrue that too, you sick pervert!

I'M A CAT! You moron!

Hi Friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -I iz getting more better every day, taking my medici...
30/08/2025

Hi Friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

I iz getting more better every day, taking my medicine like a good girl.
Deb gives me a Churu treat after she squirts the medicine in my mouth.
Yummy, yummy, in my tummy! Tuna is my favorite!

I have been working very hard this morning arting.
Deb says lots of our friends has asked for a Dory Original!
That is just so exciting!
I envision my paintings on walls worldwide!
I will be famous some day!
Your Dory Original could be very valuable!

So, If you have ordered a painting but have not sent us your mailing address, we will not be able to send you your painting.
That will make me very sad! You don't want me to be sad, do you?
So please, send us your address to [email protected].

All of my meowsterpieces are painted with love as gifts for our friends.
Deb has envelopes and stamps to send them off to anywhere in the world.

I think I will take a nap now while Deb goes off to the shelter to take care of all of those kitties this afternoon.
Hopefully she will help a few of them find a furever home today.
Paws crossed!

Dory ^.^

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.No, it's not a painting of me, just a computer simulation of what my pawtrait might...
29/08/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

No, it's not a painting of me, just a computer simulation of what my pawtrait might look like.
Even Mr. D's getting all interested in this whole arting obsession of Linda's.
He found an app on the interwebs, and he fed it my photo.
This is what it spat out.
Now he wants her to paint me like this.

But she says she can't.
She doesn't have the skill to do it.
And she has a whole list of other kitties waiting to be painted.
'Cos lotsa people have asked her to paint their cats.

But I think Mr. D's right.
He deserves a pawtrait of me for his office wall.
She can at least try, right?
Instead of painting all those silly little cartoonish kitty pictures she keeps churning out.

And if it doesn't look right, she should just keep on trying.
Till she gets it.
Well?
What do you think?

For anyone who never got to read Buster's story, it's available on Amazon and any place that sells books online.Let me k...
29/08/2025

For anyone who never got to read Buster's story, it's available on Amazon and any place that sells books online.
Let me know if you need help finding a copy.

Hi friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -I continue to feel better every day!I had a V-E-T vi...
28/08/2025

Hi friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

I continue to feel better every day!

I had a V-E-T visit this morning for a recheck.
Deb did an excellent job mining p**p so I would not be subjected to the dreadful stick up the butt.
I do think I will keep her employed around here!

I got only one thumb up on my p**p inspection, though.
There are a lot less bugs, yay!
But there are still some bugs, pffftt!
So, still need to take some yucky medicine to get rid of the rest.

Deb says my eyes are looking better too!
She hopes they return to their radiant beauty once I am rid of ALL of the nasty bugs.

Please send us good thoughts and prayers that I can get rid of these nasty bugs for good with the additional yucky medicine.

Anyhoo, I feel a-okay and that is what counts the bestest!
My creative juices are flowing and plan to do more paintings today.
I want to be sure that all of my friends who want a Dory original get one.
I have also gotten special orders from our friends in Baylee's Friendship Club.
I will start work on those today.

If you want a Dory original be sure to let me know in the comments,
I will be sure you are on my list.
You can tell me your favorite colors and I will try to use those.

Everyone who already claimed a painting and sent Deb their mailing address has a painting on the way.
Deb notified you via return email when she put the painting in the mail.

If you claimed a painting and sent us an email but haven't heard back from Deb, then she did not receive your email. Please send it again.
Our email address is [email protected].
Please be sure to include your name, mailing address, and the name of the painting you want.

Okay! That's all for now.
I need to get busy.
I have lots of paintings to do.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.I hope you're all enjoying this arting that's going on,Between me an' Dory an' Deb ...
27/08/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

I hope you're all enjoying this arting that's going on,
Between me an' Dory an' Deb an' Linda, there are lotsa creative juices flowing at the moment.
You aren't getting bored with it, are you?

Linda's almost finished with this one.
Just a few touches needed here and there.
Do you think it's good enough for the Kapiti Arts Trail fundraiser for Kāpiti Cats?

Our good friend, Sue, is organising a raffle.
I'm offering a copy of each of my books as a prize along with this painting of Linda's.

Now, what shall we call it?
Please help me choose a name and any suggestions for improvements to the painting are most welcome.

Hey there, it's me, Dory, the artistic genius from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -ATTENTION - ALL OF THESE PAINTINGS HAVE BEE...
27/08/2025

Hey there, it's me, Dory, the artistic genius from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

ATTENTION - ALL OF THESE PAINTINGS HAVE BEEN CLAIMED.
I WILL GET BUSY PAINTING SOME MORE. - LOVE YOU ALL, DORY

I hope you're ready for some serious eye candy because I've been working my paws to the bone on these masterpieces just for you!

Deb said I will have to slow down production for a couple of days so she can get some more paints for me.
She won't let me use her good paints! I don't know why!
She makes me use the inexpensive craft paints she has had in the box for years.

Deb said I can give all of these paintings away!
Horray! I am so excited about that!
Deb is going to keep Inferno and Field of Tulips because they are on canvas!
She wants to frame those two to put up on our art room display wall.
The rest are on paper and can be mailed to you anywhere in the world.

So whoever wants one just claim it in the comments and I will tell you how to send Deb your mailing address.

If multiple people want the same painting, Baylee will try to figure out who asked first.
Don't fret though, because I will paint however many it takes so that everyone who wants one can have a Dory original.
Each is signed by me!
I am sure they will be very valuable in the future!

Dory repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -Hi friends!I am feeling much better!My activity level is back to normal an...
26/08/2025

Dory repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Hi friends!
I am feeling much better!
My activity level is back to normal and I am eating almost as much as normal.

Deb just told me my butt doesn't smell nearly as stinky today!
Wow! How rude is that!
Who goes around sniffing their kitty's butts?

Anyhow. My p**p is improving.
My eyes are still looking funky but Deb says that may take longer to resolve.

So, I am clearly on the road to recovery! Yay!
And there are no signs that my sister or brothers have this nasty bug!

I felt really inspired yesterday when I saw the paintings that Gina, Purrdy, and Callie did. Weren't they simply pawsome?!

So, I spent all afternoon yesterday doing some new paintings while Deb was working on some of her own.
Hers look pretty dull compared to mine with their vibrant colors.

Do you want to see my meowsterpieces?
Let me know, okay?
And if so, I will show them later today.

I think my next meowsterpiece will be a portrait of Deb sniffing kitty butts.
It's going to be a hit!

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.Today is the anniversary of when dear ol' Grandpa Buster crossed the Rainbow Bridge...
26/08/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Today is the anniversary of when dear ol' Grandpa Buster crossed the Rainbow Bridge.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.As promised, my art from yesterday.Well, to be fair, it was a collaboration between...
25/08/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

As promised, my art from yesterday.

Well, to be fair, it was a collaboration between me, Purrdy an' Callie.
Oh, and Linda, I s'pose.
But all she did was put the paint on the canvas for us.
Then she put plastic over it, sprinkled a whole lot of nip onto the plastic, and we did the rest.

But the cheek of it!
Now she wants to claim our work as hers!
She wants to use these beautiful works of ours as BACKGROUNDS for her own art!
How rude!

I say they're just purrfect as they are without any fiddling or enhancement!

What say you?
And which one is your favourite?

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.Today, I did some arting of my own. I can neither confirm nor deny that catnip was ...
25/08/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.
Today, I did some arting of my own.
I can neither confirm nor deny that catnip was involved.
Stay tuned for further updates.

Dory repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -Hi furriends!Thanks a bunch for all the healing wishes and prayers!I’m fee...
24/08/2025

Dory repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Hi furriends!
Thanks a bunch for all the healing wishes and prayers!
I’m feeling a bit better today, and managed to eat most of my breakfast noms, which made Deb super happy!

I still got the funky eyes and stinky p**ps,
but Deb thinks the medicine is beginning to work its magic.

Deb has quite the challenge getting that yucky medicine down me,
but she’s very persistent. Down it goes whether I like it or not!

I am hoping to paint tomorrow and finish lesson plans for my good friend, Gina.
Did you read her mewsletter?
She signed up for my Feline Master Class in Artistic Expression.
I do hope Gina has been able to get Linda away from her own arting long enough to help her get started on the preliminary assignment I gave her.

Paws crossed for a creative day tomorrow!

I do hope Gina will have some art to show us soon!
Don't you?

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