Linda The Not-So-Crazy Cat Lady

Linda The Not-So-Crazy Cat Lady Linda Deane, storyteller and chief scribe of Planet Cat
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here.I interrupt Gina's story and Baylee's foster kitten updates with a quick public service announcement.If you're not ...
01/07/2025

here.

I interrupt Gina's story and Baylee's foster kitten updates with a quick public service announcement.

If you're not already following Nathan W. Pyle, you really should.
Trust me, you should!

You can thank me later.

PS I am doing much better after my p**pathon, thank you for asking.
Mwah! 😽

The Other GinaA Tale of Feline Discovery – Part 3 (Continued from yesterday)The other cat was calico, like me.With the s...
01/07/2025

The Other Gina

A Tale of Feline Discovery – Part 3 (Continued from yesterday)

The other cat was calico, like me.
With the same emerald-green eyes that seemed to hold the wisdom of a hundred lifetimes.
The markings on her fur mimicked mine perfectly, down to the small black freckles at the base of her cute little nose.

And she copied my every move!

I turned, she turned.
I lifted my paw, she lifted hers.
I sat down, she sat down.
I tilted my head, she tilted hers.
I flopped down on my side, and so did she!

All the while, gazing deep into my soul, unblinking, not taking her eyes off me for a moment.

What sorcery was this!?
Was Linda playing tricks on me?
Something was amiss. I could just feel it in my bones.

But wait!
I know who could help me solve this mystery.
I backed away carefully from this new, magic window and off I went in search of…

… to be continued

Elvis Purrsly, Pawl Simeow, Dolly Pawton, Sir Pawl MewCatney, and Bing Clawsby repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -...
01/07/2025

Elvis Purrsly, Pawl Simeow, Dolly Pawton, Sir Pawl MewCatney, and Bing Clawsby repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

We will be singing farewell tunes to Chez Nelson today.

It has been a terrific month but we gotta pack our bags and head to the shelter to find our furever hoomins. We don't have much to pack because we arrived at Chez Nelson with nothing!

Dory's been super kind and let us play with her toys, and Deb even got us some new ones to take with us! She's also packing lots of our favorite noms.

Dory has been diligent about teaching us to naughty. We will go forth and make her proud! Baylee and Dexter have been keeping us in line. We never met Toby, but Dory says he's very shy,

We're expected at the shelter bright and early tomorrow for our spade and tutors. Then, we're moving into the kitten bungalow - prime real estate, thanks to Deb's connections!

We'll have our own indoor catio to lounge in while we wait for our furever hoomins. It will not be as plush as living at Chez Nelson, but it's the best they've got.

We'll meet all the other kitties who stroll by and hang out with the nice volunteers who'll play with us every day.

Deb's been working hard to find us our furever homes, so fingers crossed we'll meet our hoomins soon! In the meantime, we'll be reporting from our new digs.

The Other GinaA Tale of Feline Discovery – Part 2 (Continued from yesterday)There she was.The most exquisite, beautiful ...
30/06/2025

The Other Gina

A Tale of Feline Discovery – Part 2 (Continued from yesterday)

There she was.
The most exquisite, beautiful creature I had ever seen!
Staring directly at me.

But what was she doing here?
And where had this magical window suddenly come from?
Was it a portal to another world?
How had it mysteriously appeared in our house, right beside the front door amongst the boxes of assorted junk Linda had stashed there?
It certainly wasn’t there before my nap!

I wasn’t dreaming; there it stood before me.
Its frame sparkled like the wings of a dragonfly.
I gazed in amazement at its glimmering surface, which seemed to hold secrets too deep for me.
Secrets beyond even my exceptional feline comprehension.

But oh!
The magnificent creature only inches away from my face.
The vision of her matchless beauty left me breathless.
I approached slowly, cautiously.
My whiskers quivered as I stretched my neck to p*er into the abyss.

Then I froze, every hair on my body standing on end …
… to be continued

The Other GinaA Tale of Feline Discovery - Part 1The morning sun danced through the window, casting golden beams across ...
29/06/2025

The Other Gina

A Tale of Feline Discovery - Part 1

The morning sun danced through the window, casting golden beams across the dining room floor where I lounged.
Masterfully sprawled in all my feline floof and splendour.
My tail flicked lazily as I basked in my dominion over all things hoomin.

Mr. D and Linda were busy with their usual pointless hoomin purrrsuits.
He was upstairs sucking kitty glitter off the carpets with his stoopid, noisy sucky monster.
She was in the kitchen doing the usual dull things that she does.
Like wiping surfaces.
Stacking plates in the cupboard.
Rattling knives and forks together in a sink full of soapy water.

But none of this concerned me.
I, a being of superior elegance and curiosity, had my own mysteries to unravel.
It all began yesterday, rather unexpectedly.
I woke from a lovely nap feeling rather peckish.
So, I made my way to the kitchen…
Aaaaand…

OH MY CAT!

There she was!
… to be continued

Judi repawting from Castle Deane:I'm home!But sadly, I didn't quite crack the world record for most expensive poo.I'll j...
28/06/2025

Judi repawting from Castle Deane:
I'm home!
But sadly, I didn't quite crack the world record for most expensive poo.
I'll just have to keep trying.

Judi repawting from Kitty Hospital:I regret nothing!I'm feeling much better today, but apparently, I'm not quite out of ...
27/06/2025

Judi repawting from Kitty Hospital:

I regret nothing!

I'm feeling much better today, but apparently, I'm not quite out of the woods yet, so I have to stay here a little longer with this stoopid plastic tube coming out of my arm.

Last night I tried my damndest to pull it out, but they use nuclear-grade veterinary tape in this place, which is apparently Judi-proof. I'm still working on it...

There's a little bag of some strange liquid stuff attached to it, and this stuff is going into my arm. I've heard them call the whole contraption a drip. Up till now, I thought that term was reserved for politicians.
You learn something new every day.

My blood tests are looking good, I've eaten, and I'm drinking.
I've had a p*e or two or three and I'm not vomiting.

Many have questioned my decision to eat that foam, but I did it 'cos I wanna break a world record.
The current record holder for the most 'xpensive p**p in the world is a cat called Atticus whose p**p cost his hoomins $2589.63 in veterinary bills.

I reckon I can beat that.
I've been in hospital for two days and I've had X-rays. Twice!
They've given me all sorts of very fancy, high-quality drugs, and it has been an amazing trip where I met all sorts of fun creatures, but the dancing bear in the pink ballet tutu was the best!

Currently, the situation is as follows:
I'm still a little uncomfortable 'cos everything is backing up but the kitty doctor is very optimistic that the appearance of the mother of all p**ps is imminent and as soon as that happens, I can go home.

X-rays indicate that it's huge, very weirdly shaped (so it probably contains all the bits of foam I ate), and it's right at the end of its journey down my digestive tract.

Everyone's rooting and cheering for me, and as soon as I've pushed it out, I'll know if I've managed to break that world record.
Stay tuned.

Please don't give Linda and Mr. D a hard time about this p**p. Mr.D is already crying over the damage it's going to cause his bank balance.
But they're both very thankful I didn't need surgery.
And, to be fair, that yellow foam kitty was well hidden and securely out of my reach for many years.
However, they underestimated my determination to break the p**p record. It took months and months of careful planning and training to get at that foam kitty.
Unfortunately I couldn't attend its funeral. That was held yesterday when its remains were committed to the big outside rubbish bin. Trash collection happens on Monday and it will never again cause any affliction.

I'll chat to you all again when I'm home from hospital.
Much love,
Hurricane Judi,
The Naughtiest Cat in New Zealand

27/06/2025

Baylee repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Well, well, well! The mystery is solved!
Caught in the act! Bing Clawsby and Pawl Simeow tag teamed the paper towel roll.
Dory is very proud of her proteges!

She has been spending lots of extra time mentoring the kittens this week. They only have a few days left at Chez Nelson. They will have their spade and tutors on Wednesday and then will be ready for their furever homes.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting:Ooooooohh boy!She's really gone and done it this time.My sister, Judi, has naughtie...
27/06/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting:

Ooooooohh boy!
She's really gone and done it this time.
My sister, Judi, has naughtied herself right into hospital.

We just got an update from the kitty doctors.
Judi has to remain in hospital for further observation. They couldn't see anything specific on the X-rays, but they weren't optimistic about those in the first place, 'cos soft material like foam rubber wouldn't show up clearly.

Her blood tests indicate that her organs are okay, but she is very dehydrated. She's on a drip and must remain on it at least until tomorrow.

Judi is clearly not feeling well.
She didn't even protest when they put her into the carrier to take her to the kitty hospital, nor did she make so much as a squeak when they were poking her and prodding her on the examination table.

We're hoping that by morning, she will be much better and can come home to us.
Thank you, , for your messages of support. I'll keep you posted on any further developments.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting...aaaand here we go again! 😞😞😞Linda and Mr. D are just off to the kitty doctor with...
26/06/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.
..aaaand here we go again! 😞😞😞

Linda and Mr. D are just off to the kitty doctor with Judi.

Remember the Christmas ribbon incident of a few years back?
Well, it's happened again.

They thought everything was out of her reach and securely tucked away in drawers and cupboards these days, but Judi has now figured out how to open drawers.
Earlier this week, she managed to fish this foam rubber kitty out of a drawer.
This is how Mr. D found it when he went upstairs with his sucky monster.
Judi is not herself today, and they suspect she may have eaten one or more of the missing pieces.

We are all very worried 'bout her, 'speshly Mr. D.
I'll keep you posted with further updates.

Bing Clawsby repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -Oh, hi there Deb!Quite a mess here!I am just inspecting the damage...
26/06/2025

Bing Clawsby repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Oh, hi there Deb!
Quite a mess here!
I am just inspecting the damage up close,
trying to figure out what happened!

A fantastical story by Agent Gina Ginger Knickers:Chapter 1 - The Catnip Mousie      ...continued from yesterday.Callie ...
25/06/2025

A fantastical story by Agent Gina Ginger Knickers:

Chapter 1 - The Catnip Mousie ...continued from yesterday.

Callie took one look at that dragon, swiped him clean out of the sky with one biff of her powerful right front paw.
As he lay there on the carpet, gasping, she zapped him with her glowing golden eyes and turned him into a fish.
Then she delicately picked him up with her teeth, carried him out of the room, and dumped him in the litterbox.

Gina an' Purrdy made a full recovery, and it's best that this incident never be spoken of again.
Mr. D specifically requests that all mention of the sucky monster be wiped from everyone's memory.
The hedgehogs packed up their instruments and beat a hasty retreat.
They have not been spotted since.

Stay tuned for Chapter 2 of Gina's Fantastical Story... coming soon!

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