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Linda Deane, storyteller and chief scribe of Planet Cat
Email: [email protected]
Deb Nelson, kitty welfare volunteer, and Maître d'hôtel at Chez Nelson Email: [email protected]

Happy New Year from Chez Nelson! Dexter here! I’m taking over the keyboard this morning because the "professionals," Bay...
01/01/2026

Happy New Year from Chez Nelson!

Dexter here! I’m taking over the keyboard this morning because the "professionals," Baylee and Dory, are currently out of commission.
They insisted on staying up until the clock struck midnight to see the New Year arrive,
and now they’re flat-out exhausted, snoozing away on Deb’s bed.

To all our friends—whether you’re right down the street or halfway around the world—we hope your year is filled with cozy naps, plenty of treats, and lots of lap time.

May your 2026 be your best year yet!

A very, very happy new year to all our friends, from Gina Ginger Knickers and all the cats of Castle Deane.
01/01/2026

A very, very happy new year to all our friends, from Gina Ginger Knickers and all the cats of Castle Deane.

Hi Friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -Deb and I had a talk about our goals for the New Yea...
31/12/2025

Hi Friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Deb and I had a talk about our goals for the New Year.

This year, I’m really, really going to try to be a Good Girl.
It’s just the world is so interesting and my paws move so much faster than my brain!

Deb says I need to work on my "impulse control,"
so I’ve put together a few goals for the upcoming year.

1. Be Gentler to Toby
I love Toby! He’s my best friend.
That’s why I run at him at 40mph—to tell him I love him!
But this year, I will try to use my "brakes" before my paw reaches out to bop him.
I'll try to let him walk by in peace ... at least 50% of the time.

2. Curbing My Cabinet Curiosity
I have this tiny problem where if I see a cabinet door, I must know what’s inside.
Is it snacks? Is it Narnia? I have to check!
I promise to try and keep the kitchen cabinets closed ... unless I hear a bag crinkle. Then all bets are off!

3. Look Before You Leap
Deb says it’s "dangerous" when I teleport into a drawer the exact millisecond she opens it.
I just don't want to miss anything.
This year, I will try to wait at least two seconds before diving in.
No promises if the drawer contains fuzzy sweaters, though.

4. Exercise Artistic Restraint
I promise to stop improving Deb’s art and art supplies.
Apparently, she doesn't want my paw prints in the middle of her paintings,
and she prefers her pencils without my custom tooth marks.
I'll try to keep my critiques to myself.

5. Event Planning
My 2025 Halloween Spooktacular Pawty was a massive hit while Deb was away. For 2026, I’m planning an even bigger sequel!
I’m putting it out into the universe right now:
Deb, don't you think that will be a good time for another long, lovely trip?
The house is so much easier to... uh... "clean" when you're on the other side of the world.

Well, there you have it, friends.
What do you think of my goals?
Will I be able to accomplish at least some of them?
What goals have you set for the New Year?

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.Well. Shucks!That was embarrassing. Thank you all for setting me straight. I had NO...
30/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Well.
Shucks!
That was embarrassing.

Thank you all for setting me straight.
I had NO idea what "another trip around the sun" means.
I feel a lot more relaxed 'bout it now, and I'm looking forward to the journey with you all.

Today is the last day of 2025 and I'm going to sit and think for a while 'bout the year that is drawing to a close.

Stuff I've learnt, things I wanna do diff'rently next time 'round, mistakes I've made, successes I've had, goals I've achieved...
Ya know...
That sorta thing.

And then I'm planning to make a fresh start on Thursday, as we set off on our new "trip around the sun". I'll have new goals, (plus some old ones I'm continually working on), and fresh inspurration to make the world a better place.

I hope you'll all be doing the same.
Tell me some of the things you've learnt from the past in general and from this last year in purrtic'lar.

Baylee here, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee - Hello friends! I have some really, really big news to repawt! The...
29/12/2025

Baylee here, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Hello friends!
I have some really, really big news to repawt!

The shelter where Deb volunteers is officially ON FIRE!
They have hit a record 48 ADOPTIONS this month!
And the month isn’t even over yet!

It’s been a bit of a "full house" lately, actually overflowing!
Between that fashionably late kitten season and a massive influx of strays,
the shelter was getting a little too crowded for anyone's liking.
But things are going so well that they have been able to bring in every single kitty waiting in foster care.

But here is the part that makes my 16-year-old heart skip a beat:
Every single senior kitty has found a forever home this year, even 12+ year old Shelby!

As a refined, 16-year-old lady myself, I know that we seniors are like fine wine—we’re mellow, we’re wise, and we’ve mastered the art of the perfect snuggle. Seeing my fellow silver-whiskered friends trade shelter cages for warm laps and retirement plans that include premium tuna .... That’s the good stuff.

I’m not crying, I just have a hairball.
Okay, maybe I’m a little soft, but this is such good news!
And a huge shout out to all the new families who found it in their heart to give a shelter kitty a loving home!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go shout at Deb because I can see the bottom of my food bowl and at my age, I require 24/7 catering.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.OH MY CATTT! We're going on a journey!A very, very long journey. I dunno if I wanna...
27/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

OH MY CATTT!
We're going on a journey!
A very, very long journey.
I dunno if I wanna go that far, but Linda says I have to.
She says we all have to.
Starting on Thursday, we're going on "another trip around the sun" !!!

I dunno what she means 'cos I don't recall taking a trip "around the sun" b'fore.

Have you guys ever been on a "trip around the sun"?
Linda says she's been almost 60 times!
I dunno if I b'lieve her.

BTW how come it takes so long?
365 days!
That's like... forever!
I don't wanna be travelling for that long.
Geez!
I don't even know if I wanna travel at all!

And what does one pack for such a long journey?
I must say, Linda's being very casual about it.
I haven't seen her pack a single thing yet, and we're leaving next week!

Someone please 'splain it all to me, 'cos I'm really battling to get my head around it.
Like, what do you see on a trip around the sun.
And how far is it. It must be a helluva long way if it takes that long.

I dunno if we're going by car or by boat or what???
I assume we're going in the belly of one of those big metal birds that Callie speaks 'bout.
What if I need the toilet while we're traveling?

Someone please help.
Can I come and stay with you while they're away.
I really don't think I wanna go on a "trip around the sun".

Hi Friends! It’s me, Dory! Guess what? GUESS WHAT?! Despite what a certain hoomin (a won’t name names but she knows who ...
26/12/2025

Hi Friends! It’s me, Dory!

Guess what? GUESS WHAT?!
Despite what a certain hoomin (a won’t name names but she knows who she is!) said about my "shenanigans" this year,
I officially made it onto Santa Paws Nice List!
I knew being adorable was a full-time job for a reason!

Here is the loot report:

I got a brand new squishy bed and so did Baylee.
Dexter and Toby missed out on the new bed procurement, they only sleep on hoomins beds or the cat tree.
We all got our own big catnip kickers and mice so there’s no feline wrestling matches… for now.

And listen to this!
Santa Paws filled our stockings with Churus!
Well, everyone except Toby.
Toby is… special. He doesn’t like Churus (I know, I don’t get it either),
so he got a fancy new laser pointer to chase instead.
More treats for me!

And now… drum roll, please… THE GIGANTIC BOXES HAVE BEEN OPENED!
We got TWO new heavy-duty cat trees.
Guys, they are colossally huge.
They are taller than Deb!
I am now the rightful Queen of the Clouds!

Full Disclosure: Toby did sprint to the top the second Deb tightened the last bolt.
He’s currently up there acting like he’s the King,
but I’m just letting him warm up the seat for me.

Oh My Cat!
I almost forgot a very important gift.
We all helped Deb fill a big box with toys and treats for the kitties at the shelter.
We also sent two new cat trees - one kitten size and one big kitty size.
Deb delivered it all there on Christmas Eve.
I can’t wait for her to show us pictures of them playing in their new tunnels and on the trees.

It was the best Christmas ever!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a cat tree to climb and a mouse to "dispose" of!
And we need to let Deb rest.
Apparently assembling 4 cat trees is exhausting for hoomins of a “mature” age!

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.Boy, I'm stuffed! Can't eat another thing!Let's play a fun game. It's called: Finis...
25/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Boy, I'm stuffed! Can't eat another thing!

Let's play a fun game.
It's called: Finish This Sentence.

I'll start a sentence and you guys finish it, okay?
Let's see who comes up with the funniest.

And, if you don't wanna finish my sentence, you're wekcome to start your own sentences here, instead, for others to finish.

Let's all join in the fun and finish each other's sentences.
Just for a laugh.

I'll start:
After Christmas lunch, Linda and Mr D. went into the kitchen to...

Happy Christmas!Purrdy here. Gina's frantically trying to get a special Christmas mewsletter written, so she asked me to...
24/12/2025

Happy Christmas!

Purrdy here. Gina's frantically trying to get a special Christmas mewsletter written, so she asked me to let you know that all is well at Castle Deane.
At last!
It's Christmas morning here in New Zealand and from all of us at Castle Deane, a very blessed, joyful and peaceful Christmas to you all and your loved ones.

Baylee and Dory here to wish you all a Merry Christmas from all of us at Chez Nelson. It will soon be Christmas Eve in T...
24/12/2025

Baylee and Dory here to wish you all a Merry Christmas from all of us at Chez Nelson.

It will soon be Christmas Eve in Tennessee and it already is in New Zealand and Australia, so we wrote this story for you to enjoy.

’Twas the Night Before Christmas at Chez Nelson

'Twas the night before Christmas at Chez Nelson's place,
Deep in Tennessee, with a slow, quiet pace.
Not a creature was sleeping, not even the cats,
Who were busy avoiding the floor and the mats.

They sought out soft spots on the sofas and beds,
While visions of catnip danced 'round in their heads.
The stockings were hung where the kitties could see,
In hopes they’d be filled with a fresh nip-filled spree.

Now Deb was all settled and ready to doze,
With the blankets pulled up to her chin and her nose.
But the cats were not sleeping, they had their own plans,
Awaiting the visitor known throughout lands.

First Baylee, the oldest and wisest of all,
Was curled in a distinct and perfect round ball.
She didn’t need chaos, she didn’t need play,
She knew sleeping soundly was clearly the way.
With a slow, heavy blink and a stretch of her claws,
She ignored all the fuss about old Santa Paws.

Then Dexter was pacing, alert and on guard,
Keeping a watch on the porch and the yard.
He was paying attention! He needed to know—
Was someone approaching with footsteps so low?
He sat in the hallway, his chest puffed and grand,
“I’m the supervisor,” his blink gave command.

And Toby was present, though hard to detect,
Watching from shadows with silent respect.
From under the table, he peeked with one eye,
Extremely reserved, but incredibly spry.
He stayed in the wings while the others played host,
As quiet and still as a holiday ghost.

But Dory was restless, a bolt of pure light,
Trying so hard to stay awake through the night!
She peered from the window and stared at the moon,
Convinced Santa Paws would be coming here soon.
She wasn’t afraid of a reindeer or sleigh,
She wanted to meet Santa Paws, right away!

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Deb sprang from her bed to see what was the matter!
She flew to the window and threw up the sash,
While Dexter ran over in one giant dash.
And what to their wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.

Then down the chimney he came with a bound,
And Dory was there as he touched to the ground.
Toby dove for the couch with a terrified squeak,
Determined to hide for the rest of the week!
But the driver was kind as he stepped to the floor,
Leaving soot that poor Deb would have to sweep up once more.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all covered with cat hair and soot.
He looked 'round the room with a smile on his face,
Knowing cats were the rulers of this happy place.
He nodded to Baylee, who stayed fast asleep,
For the wise understand that a slumber is deep.

He gave Dexter a scratch behind both of his ears,
And Dexter purred loudly to quell any fears.
He winked toward Toby, tucked back in the gloom,
Saying, “I see you there, watching over the room.”
Then he whispered to Dory, who stood underneath,
With a grin showing bright past his beard like a wreath.

She didn't hide back or act timid or small,
She chirruped a greeting and ran through the hall.
She hopped on his shoulder and sniffed at his beard,
Not even a little bit cautious or feared.
She stuck her small head in his velvet red bag,
And gave a big “Meow” with a tail-flicking wag.

“Hold on!” she insisted, a paw on his hand,
“I’ve a very big favor, the best in the land.
My hoomin, Deb, helps the kitties in need,
At the shelter nearby—it’s a wonderful deed.

So before you depart for the rest of the world,
Make sure that their tails are all happily curled.
Please bring them some comfort, some treats, and some play,
To brighten their spirits this Christmas Day.”

Old Santa Paws smiled and he patted her head,
“I’ve got plenty of toys in the sleigh,” Santa said.
“For the cats at the shelter, I’ll bring a huge crate,
To help all the kitties while they patiently wait.”

He filled up the stockings with treats and with toys,
For Deb and her four fluffy, beautiful joys.
Then he sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But they heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight—
“Happy Christmas Chez Nelson, and to all a good night!”

Hi friends, Dory here repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -OH MY CAT!I is SO excited! It turns out Deb does love us ...
23/12/2025

Hi friends, Dory here repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

OH MY CAT!
I is SO excited!

It turns out Deb does love us after all!
Baylee and I did a little "inspection" of the refrigerator last night (don't tell Deb) and guess what we found?

A TURKEY!
Baylee says it is technically a "turkey breast," but I say it smells like Christmas victory!
We are getting our holiday feast!

BUT WAIT! There is more!
The delivery man dropped off a very, very big box at our door this morning.
It is GIGANTIC.
I tried to jump on top and I barely made it!

I am 100% sure it is a present for us!
But Deb says we have to "wait" until Christmas morning to open it.
I am not sure I can wait!
I’m sitting on it until she opens it.
Maybe Dexter and Toby are strong enough to open it!

What do you guys think is inside the Giant Mystery Box?
And how do I convince Deb to open it NOW?

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting. Don't mind me while I just crawl into my cave of sadness. Seems likely we'll be ho...
22/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Don't mind me while I just crawl into my cave of sadness.

Seems likely we'll be home alone for Christmas.
And without a single shred of festive cheer.
They left. With huge bags of presents.
None for us.
And no Christmas tree or even one decoration for us to play with... er... look at.
We have no fairy lights to look at even.
Nothing to cheer us up while they're away.
Sigh....
But at least I have the company of my sisters.
And a roof over our heads.
That's something to be grateful for, right?

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