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Linda Deane, storyteller and chief scribe of Planet Cat
Email: [email protected]
Deb Nelson, kitty welfare volunteer, and Maître d'hôtel at Chez Nelson Email: [email protected]

Happy Christmas!Purrdy here. Gina's frantically trying to get a special Christmas mewsletter written, so she asked me to...
24/12/2025

Happy Christmas!

Purrdy here. Gina's frantically trying to get a special Christmas mewsletter written, so she asked me to let you know that all is well at Castle Deane.
At last!
It's Christmas morning here in New Zealand and from all of us at Castle Deane, a very blessed, joyful and peaceful Christmas to you all and your loved ones.

Baylee and Dory here to wish you all a Merry Christmas from all of us at Chez Nelson. It will soon be Christmas Eve in T...
24/12/2025

Baylee and Dory here to wish you all a Merry Christmas from all of us at Chez Nelson.

It will soon be Christmas Eve in Tennessee and it already is in New Zealand and Australia, so we wrote this story for you to enjoy.

’Twas the Night Before Christmas at Chez Nelson

'Twas the night before Christmas at Chez Nelson's place,
Deep in Tennessee, with a slow, quiet pace.
Not a creature was sleeping, not even the cats,
Who were busy avoiding the floor and the mats.

They sought out soft spots on the sofas and beds,
While visions of catnip danced 'round in their heads.
The stockings were hung where the kitties could see,
In hopes they’d be filled with a fresh nip-filled spree.

Now Deb was all settled and ready to doze,
With the blankets pulled up to her chin and her nose.
But the cats were not sleeping, they had their own plans,
Awaiting the visitor known throughout lands.

First Baylee, the oldest and wisest of all,
Was curled in a distinct and perfect round ball.
She didn’t need chaos, she didn’t need play,
She knew sleeping soundly was clearly the way.
With a slow, heavy blink and a stretch of her claws,
She ignored all the fuss about old Santa Paws.

Then Dexter was pacing, alert and on guard,
Keeping a watch on the porch and the yard.
He was paying attention! He needed to know—
Was someone approaching with footsteps so low?
He sat in the hallway, his chest puffed and grand,
“I’m the supervisor,” his blink gave command.

And Toby was present, though hard to detect,
Watching from shadows with silent respect.
From under the table, he peeked with one eye,
Extremely reserved, but incredibly spry.
He stayed in the wings while the others played host,
As quiet and still as a holiday ghost.

But Dory was restless, a bolt of pure light,
Trying so hard to stay awake through the night!
She peered from the window and stared at the moon,
Convinced Santa Paws would be coming here soon.
She wasn’t afraid of a reindeer or sleigh,
She wanted to meet Santa Paws, right away!

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Deb sprang from her bed to see what was the matter!
She flew to the window and threw up the sash,
While Dexter ran over in one giant dash.
And what to their wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.

Then down the chimney he came with a bound,
And Dory was there as he touched to the ground.
Toby dove for the couch with a terrified squeak,
Determined to hide for the rest of the week!
But the driver was kind as he stepped to the floor,
Leaving soot that poor Deb would have to sweep up once more.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all covered with cat hair and soot.
He looked 'round the room with a smile on his face,
Knowing cats were the rulers of this happy place.
He nodded to Baylee, who stayed fast asleep,
For the wise understand that a slumber is deep.

He gave Dexter a scratch behind both of his ears,
And Dexter purred loudly to quell any fears.
He winked toward Toby, tucked back in the gloom,
Saying, “I see you there, watching over the room.”
Then he whispered to Dory, who stood underneath,
With a grin showing bright past his beard like a wreath.

She didn't hide back or act timid or small,
She chirruped a greeting and ran through the hall.
She hopped on his shoulder and sniffed at his beard,
Not even a little bit cautious or feared.
She stuck her small head in his velvet red bag,
And gave a big “Meow” with a tail-flicking wag.

“Hold on!” she insisted, a paw on his hand,
“I’ve a very big favor, the best in the land.
My hoomin, Deb, helps the kitties in need,
At the shelter nearby—it’s a wonderful deed.

So before you depart for the rest of the world,
Make sure that their tails are all happily curled.
Please bring them some comfort, some treats, and some play,
To brighten their spirits this Christmas Day.”

Old Santa Paws smiled and he patted her head,
“I’ve got plenty of toys in the sleigh,” Santa said.
“For the cats at the shelter, I’ll bring a huge crate,
To help all the kitties while they patiently wait.”

He filled up the stockings with treats and with toys,
For Deb and her four fluffy, beautiful joys.
Then he sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But they heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight—
“Happy Christmas Chez Nelson, and to all a good night!”

Hi friends, Dory here repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -OH MY CAT!I is SO excited! It turns out Deb does love us ...
23/12/2025

Hi friends, Dory here repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

OH MY CAT!
I is SO excited!

It turns out Deb does love us after all!
Baylee and I did a little "inspection" of the refrigerator last night (don't tell Deb) and guess what we found?

A TURKEY!
Baylee says it is technically a "turkey breast," but I say it smells like Christmas victory!
We are getting our holiday feast!

BUT WAIT! There is more!
The delivery man dropped off a very, very big box at our door this morning.
It is GIGANTIC.
I tried to jump on top and I barely made it!

I am 100% sure it is a present for us!
But Deb says we have to "wait" until Christmas morning to open it.
I am not sure I can wait!
I’m sitting on it until she opens it.
Maybe Dexter and Toby are strong enough to open it!

What do you guys think is inside the Giant Mystery Box?
And how do I convince Deb to open it NOW?

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting. Don't mind me while I just crawl into my cave of sadness. Seems likely we'll be ho...
22/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Don't mind me while I just crawl into my cave of sadness.

Seems likely we'll be home alone for Christmas.
And without a single shred of festive cheer.
They left. With huge bags of presents.
None for us.
And no Christmas tree or even one decoration for us to play with... er... look at.
We have no fairy lights to look at even.
Nothing to cheer us up while they're away.
Sigh....
But at least I have the company of my sisters.
And a roof over our heads.
That's something to be grateful for, right?

Baylee repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -Me and Dory are sitting here under the Christmas tree trying to remain f...
21/12/2025

Baylee repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Me and Dory are sitting here under the Christmas tree trying to remain festive,
But we have some shocking news to report.
We are deeply disappointed in Deb.

She informed us today that she is NOT cooking a big Christmas dinner.
Specifically, no turkey.

Her excuse? She said, and I quote, "It’s just me this year."

EXCUSE ME?
Did she forget who she lives with?
There are four of us. Plus her.
By my calculations, that is a party of FIVE for dinner.

Last time I checked, a dinner party of five requires a 20lb bird.
The math doesn't lie, Deb.

Please send thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.
It’s a tragedy!

Are any of you cooking turkey or some other delicious big dinner over the next few days?
Please think of us starving with our dry kibble.
Send care packages!

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.Linda says this is what will happen if she puts up the Christmas decorations. I don...
19/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Linda says this is what will happen if she puts up the Christmas decorations.
I don't think that's fair.
Do you?

"Awwww PLEEEEZE, Linda, pretty please?Can we play with... er... can we put up the Christmas decorations now?" - Purrdy
18/12/2025

"Awwww PLEEEEZE, Linda, pretty please?

Can we play with...
er...
can we put up
the Christmas decorations now?" - Purrdy

Hi friends, Dory here,Look! Deb put some more pretty things on my little Christmas tree.And I have only pawed one off!I ...
17/12/2025

Hi friends, Dory here,

Look! Deb put some more pretty things on my little Christmas tree.
And I have only pawed one off!
I had to! It was making faces at me!
I should get extra treats, don’t you think?

And by the way, Deb, where are all the pressies?
I don’t see any under here!

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting. I'm so disappointed in Linda. I'm hurt, even. Me an' Purrdy reckoned if we help he...
17/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

I'm so disappointed in Linda.
I'm hurt, even.
Me an' Purrdy reckoned if we help her make the Christmas angel decorations for the family she'll get it done quicker and then she'll decorate our tree and put up our fairy lights and the big Christmas tree and all that...
But you know what she did?
She pushed my butt off the table and threatened to snip off my whiskers and sew them on the kitty angels she was making.
I was devastated.
But at least Callie was there to comfort me. She let me choose whatever I like from the toy basket to play with.
So I picked out this piece of fake bacon Aunty Deb brought for callie last month.
It's not real bacon, but we like to pretend it is.
'Cos there's no chance that mean Linda woman will ever make OUR dreams come true.
Cats mean nothing to her.
Nothing.

17/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Okay, okay! I'll tell you.
Me an' Purrdy was helping Linda make these kitty angel Christmas decorations.
Every year we make a special Christmas decoration for each member of the family. This year, the theme is kitty angels.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.Yesterday, while me an' Purrdy were hard at work helping Linda make something, ther...
16/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Yesterday, while me an' Purrdy were hard at work helping Linda make something, there was a knock at the front door.

Purrdy made a beeline for Mr. D's office cupboard, as she always does, and I observed from the safety of my hideaway under the coffee table.

And guess what?
It was the courier.
With a special surprise for Linda from a secret Santa!

Some new arting stuff!
Linda says this will DEFINITELY improve her arting.

Thank you so very much Kitty A's family!
(We found out it was Helen, who organised it per instructions from KittyA.)
Linda was blown away by your kindness.

Now, who'd like to take a guess about what me an' Purrdy were making with Linda yesterday?

Hi Friends, Dory here, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -I know the goodies are here! I saw Deb come in with two ...
15/12/2025

Hi Friends, Dory here, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

I know the goodies are here!
I saw Deb come in with two big bags!
I know those bags had my Christmas present in them!

Where did they go?

Baylee said Deb always, always, always hides our pressies until Christmas Eve, then stuffing our empty stockings right before Santa Paws arrives.

TEN MORE SLEEPS !!!
That is way too many sleeps to wait! An eternity!

So the hunt is on!
I’m checking every cupboard, drawer, and under every blanket.
No cabinet is safe from my investigative paws!
I just need to get one little peek!

I really, really hope she got me a new, super fast laser light and maybe a catnip kicker.
But what I hope for most of all is a million, billion more of those yummy Churu treats!

What's your best guess - where did Deb hide the loot?
Where do I need to look next?

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