Linda The Not-So-Crazy Cat Lady

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Linda Deane, storyteller and chief scribe of Planet Cat
Email: [email protected]
Deb Nelson, kitty welfare volunteer, and Maître d'hôtel at Chez Nelson Email: [email protected]

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.Yay! Aunty Deb is in Waikanae.Linda's too tired for the debriefing. I'll interrogat...
29/10/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Yay! Aunty Deb is in Waikanae.
Linda's too tired for the debriefing. I'll interrogate her tomorrow and give you the full repawt.

I do have it on good authority that they visited a kitty strip joint today.
Have a guess which of these photos are the "before" pictures and which ones are the "after" pictures.
So apparently, when they arrived, all the kitties were neatly dressed in collar and tie.
Then Aunty Deb started bribing them with treats.
Nek minnit...
Everyone's clothes are off!
As you can clearly see.

I must say, the pale ginger up on the platform atop the dancing pole is pretty handsome.

I'll dig up some more dirt and show you some more pics tomorrow, but enjoy these in the meantime.
I'll also show you the pictures of us making our acquaintance with Aunty Deb.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting. I'm deeply concerned. I think I should schedule a call with Baylee to see if anyth...
28/10/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

I'm deeply concerned.
I think I should schedule a call with Baylee to see if anything can be done 'bout our hoomins.
They're being very, very silly without us to keep them in check.
First, there was that business of the nudist beach.
Then Aunty Heather took them to some place where the seagulls tried to sit on Aunty Deb's lap.

After that, they went to see the memorial of Minnie, the Cat who served on a ship during World War 2.
Now that I approve of.
That was sensible.
But not the seagulls.

The cupcake place was a good idea.
I'll tell you more 'bout that tomorrow.
And bout Aunty Deb meeting Nippy and Skippy.

But overall, I don't think Aunty Heather's being a good influence.
She's a naughty one, that Aunty Heather.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.Oh! My! Cat!You won't BELIEVE what those three got up to today. Quite frankly, I wa...
28/10/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Oh! My! Cat!
You won't BELIEVE what those three got up to today.

Quite frankly, I was shocked to my socks when Mr D. showed us this picture Linda sent him!
Luckily, we didn't get to see what happened next...

Their story is that they got lost.
Yeah right...

Anyhow, I'll just leave this here and you can draw your own conclusions.

I'll interrogate them tomorrow evening and get the whole story.

Then I'll give you all the details.
But I dunno if I can trust Aunty Heather as a tour guide.
What do you think?

Hey, Dory.Purrdy here. Just letting you know we've heard from Aunty Deb.She's landed safely in Auckland and Aunty Heathe...
27/10/2025

Hey, Dory.
Purrdy here. Just letting you know we've heard from Aunty Deb.
She's landed safely in Auckland and Aunty Heather will be picking her up soon.
Linda on the other hand, got everyone in a tizz this morning. We were up bright and early to see her on her way, but her flight to Auckland is delayed 'cos of the wild winds. It's just a small little plane and it couldn't land here last night, ready for the morning commuters from Kapiti to Auckland. It had to turn back, but it's on its way now and she'll be boarding soon.
I'll let you know when we hear from her and that she's safely with your mom and Aunty Heather.

Hi friends, it’s me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -Deb is gone and the house is mine! The Halloween Paw...
27/10/2025

Hi friends, it’s me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Deb is gone and the house is mine!

The Halloween Pawty planning is in its final stages.
It is proving to be absolutely spooktacular.
Epic! The pawty of the year.

You don’t want to miss it.
Costume making was in full swing Saturday at Princess Fuzzypants’ Palace.
Competition will be fierce!
Baylee will have a hard time choosing a winner!

My pal Buzz is morphing over to help set up the most incredible games lineup you’ve ever seen!
Prepare yourselves for these headliners.
I am sure Buzz will also have others in store!

Barrel Bobbing for Live Sardines! We’re aiming for paws or mouths—you choose your weapon!

The Bat Wind Tunnel! See who can catch the most fluttering fliers! (Buzz is a genius!)

Broom Flying Lessons! We have volunteers lined up to teach you how to master the skies!

Chandelier Swinging Demos! Our fearless friend Gina will show off her acrobatic skills for anyone who wants to try!

Pin the Tail on the Ghost! Try to pin the feather-tail onto the picture of the ghost while blindfolded. The winner gets a premium nip treats!

The Great Catnip Treasure Hunt! Buzz will hide little bags of the good stuff all over the house. First kitty to find five bags wins bragging rights (and the 'nip!). Sniffing and stealth are required!

Tuna Can Shuffle-Board! A test of paw-eye coordination. Slide empty, slick tuna cans across the kitchen floor to land them in the scoring circles. Baylee will probably judge, just to make sure we’re playing fairly.

If you get tired from all the mischief, don't worry!
We've set up a direct morph portal for party-goers to visit Princess Fuzzypants’ palace where Scott will be standing by to deliver premium scritches and blanket naps!
Seriously, it's the purrfect rest and nap spot.

This is going to be amazing! See you Friday!
Don't forget your costumes!

Baylee here - repawting from lonely Chez Nelson in Tennessee -Well, it has happened! The suitcase is gone.Deb has offici...
26/10/2025

Baylee here - repawting from lonely Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Well, it has happened! The suitcase is gone.

Deb has officially begun her grand journey to New Zealand!
I hear she will be staying at a place called Castle Deane that has nine, yes NINE, resident cats.
The audacity! I trust she will remember which one of us is the true queen of her heart.

Now, don't get me wrong.
Deb works tirelessly to keep my comfort quality high, and she absolutely deserves this break.
We all wish her the safest travels across that giant puddle, in that metal bird, and hope she has the most splendid time.

However...

We are left home without Deb!

Dexter is already pacing, Toby is hiding under the bed, and Dory is, well, being Dory—running about with Pinky in her mouth looking to get more treats and planning her pawty!
I, personally, am in deep contemplation from my designated throne, wondering who will provide the exact right amount of head scratches.

Aunty Kelly is here, and we appreciate her service.
She's competent enough with the canned chimken and the clean litter.
But she is NOT Deb.
She doesn't have the Deb Touch.
She doesn't sing the Deb Songs.

Two weeks is an eternity!
We’re going to need your collective internet strength to get through this.
Send treats, good vibes, and maybe tips on how to properly guilt-trip a returning human.

Wish Deb well! And wish us luck.
We are going to need it.

Wakey wakey! It's 4.07am.Rise and shine. Well? What are you waiting for, woman? Go on. Off to the kitchen you go. Make o...
25/10/2025

Wakey wakey! It's 4.07am.
Rise and shine.

Well? What are you waiting for, woman? Go on. Off to the kitchen you go. Make our breakfast. - Judi

23/10/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.
Yay!
The wind has stopped.
Candy's so happy Linda finally did something 'bout the weather, she's making a speshal batch of biscuits.

23/10/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.
My sister, Judi, doesn't like all the repawts of the wild weather coming in.
She reckons she can stop the crazy weather if she stops the TV.
Good plan, in my opinion.
D'ya think it will work?
'Cos no one else around here is doing anything 'bout this weather.
Certainly not Linda.
It's a crying shame!
I wish she'd stop being so lazy and fix the weather.
It's her job!
Every hoomin is s'posed to make life as easy as possible for every cat.
That's the primary rule of Planet Cat!

Hi friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -IMPAWTANT update on Operation: Stowaway! I had a lit...
22/10/2025

Hi friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

IMPAWTANT update on Operation: Stowaway!

I had a little chat with Baylee and she revealed some shocking intelligence about Deb's "big bird" trip.
Apparently, being a secret suitcase kitty means riding in the belly of the beast for 23 HOURS!
She said I wouldn't be on Deb's lap getting head scritches.
I'd be locked in the box! Down in the bird's belly where it is dark and cold!
And WORSE: NO NOMS!

I'm a diva, not cargo!
Suitcase Mission ABORTED!

Anyhow, I have much more important things to do, actually.
Deb's journey means I'm officially cleared to host my Halloween Spooktacular!
My presence is required here for planning and general mischief management.

You all are planning to come, right?
Your costume preps are underway I hope?
It will be the Pawty of the Year.

Safe travels, Deb!
You can carry the kitty glitter with you—I left plenty behind!
I'll see you when I see you!
Maybe I'll morph over for a visit after the pawty!

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.I promised I'd show you the card Linda got from the kids she babysat on Friday. I a...
22/10/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.
I promised I'd show you the card Linda got from the kids she babysat on Friday. I almost forgot, but here it is.
That kitty kinda looks like Candy, don't you think?

Hi friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -Oh! My! Cat! You won't believe the game Deb is playi...
21/10/2025

Hi friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Oh! My! Cat!
You won't believe the game Deb is playing!

She got out this big, weird box and started putting all her soft, comfy smelling things inside.

I just had to investigate!
I did a spectacular, death-defying leap from the top of the cat tree right into the giant fabric cave.
I quickly began to burrow in.
It's so warm and smells just like Deb!
I had to roll around and squish into everything to make sure I left enough kitty glitter to decorate all her clothes!
They need my flair for her big journey.

I might have, in the process of my meticulous inspections and glitter-bombing, accidentally... "relocated" ... a few items from the Big Box onto the bed.
Or the floor. Or maybe under the bed. Oops?

Deb keeps making funny noises and doing hand gestures for me to get out,
but I'm far too busy trying my camouflage technique under this pile of fluffy sweaters.

If I stay really still, maybe she won't notice the extra carry-on she suddenly has.
I hear they serve salmon and tuna at Castle Deane.
A girl could get accustomed to that!

Wish me luck on my covert mission to become a world traveler!
And Shhh! Don't tell Deb!

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