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Linda Deane, storyteller and chief scribe of Planet Cat
Email: [email protected]
Deb Nelson, kitty welfare volunteer, and Maître d'hôtel at Chez Nelson Email: [email protected]

Hi friends, Dory here,Look! Deb put some more pretty things on my little Christmas tree.And I have only pawed one off!I ...
17/12/2025

Hi friends, Dory here,

Look! Deb put some more pretty things on my little Christmas tree.
And I have only pawed one off!
I had to! It was making faces at me!
I should get extra treats, don’t you think?

And by the way, Deb, where are all the pressies?
I don’t see any under here!

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting. I'm so disappointed in Linda. I'm hurt, even. Me an' Purrdy reckoned if we help he...
17/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

I'm so disappointed in Linda.
I'm hurt, even.
Me an' Purrdy reckoned if we help her make the Christmas angel decorations for the family she'll get it done quicker and then she'll decorate our tree and put up our fairy lights and the big Christmas tree and all that...
But you know what she did?
She pushed my butt off the table and threatened to snip off my whiskers and sew them on the kitty angels she was making.
I was devastated.
But at least Callie was there to comfort me. She let me choose whatever I like from the toy basket to play with.
So I picked out this piece of fake bacon Aunty Deb brought for callie last month.
It's not real bacon, but we like to pretend it is.
'Cos there's no chance that mean Linda woman will ever make OUR dreams come true.
Cats mean nothing to her.
Nothing.

17/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Okay, okay! I'll tell you.
Me an' Purrdy was helping Linda make these kitty angel Christmas decorations.
Every year we make a special Christmas decoration for each member of the family. This year, the theme is kitty angels.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.Yesterday, while me an' Purrdy were hard at work helping Linda make something, ther...
16/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Yesterday, while me an' Purrdy were hard at work helping Linda make something, there was a knock at the front door.

Purrdy made a beeline for Mr. D's office cupboard, as she always does, and I observed from the safety of my hideaway under the coffee table.

And guess what?
It was the courier.
With a special surprise for Linda from a secret Santa!

Some new arting stuff!
Linda says this will DEFINITELY improve her arting.

Thank you so very much Kitty A's family!
(We found out it was Helen, who organised it per instructions from KittyA.)
Linda was blown away by your kindness.

Now, who'd like to take a guess about what me an' Purrdy were making with Linda yesterday?

Hi Friends, Dory here, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -I know the goodies are here! I saw Deb come in with two ...
15/12/2025

Hi Friends, Dory here, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

I know the goodies are here!
I saw Deb come in with two big bags!
I know those bags had my Christmas present in them!

Where did they go?

Baylee said Deb always, always, always hides our pressies until Christmas Eve, then stuffing our empty stockings right before Santa Paws arrives.

TEN MORE SLEEPS !!!
That is way too many sleeps to wait! An eternity!

So the hunt is on!
I’m checking every cupboard, drawer, and under every blanket.
No cabinet is safe from my investigative paws!
I just need to get one little peek!

I really, really hope she got me a new, super fast laser light and maybe a catnip kicker.
But what I hope for most of all is a million, billion more of those yummy Churu treats!

What's your best guess - where did Deb hide the loot?
Where do I need to look next?

Baylee repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -Anybody remember Dolly Pawton? She is all grown up now and still beautif...
14/12/2025

Baylee repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Anybody remember Dolly Pawton?
She is all grown up now and still beautiful!

She and her brothers, Elvis Purrsley, Paul MewCatney, Bing Clawsby, and Paul Simeow, were our last litter of foster kittens!

All 5 were adopted by the same family back when they were 3 months old .
They couldn’t pick just two so they adopted all five!

Deb has kept in touch with their new family and gets regular updates.
The kittens are 9 months old now, and living their best lives with a loving family!

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.This is Brenda, a very good friend of Callie's. Brenda is a very talented cat and m...
14/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

This is Brenda, a very good friend of Callie's.
Brenda is a very talented cat and makes the most beautiful gifts for cat lovers (with just a little help from her hoomin assistant).

This Christmas, instead of buying loads of cheaply made, mass-produced trash, why not suppawt your local crafts people and artisans?

I'm thinking of getting Linda one of the gorgeous pendants made by Brenda. I purrtic'ly like the square one of the kitty who looks a bit like me.

Go check it out: Purrfect Gifts - By Brenda .

Should we get it for her?
I'm not sure Linda deserves a gift this year. She hasn't even decorated our cat tree yet.
What do you think?
Yes?
No?
Maybe?
And do you think the pendant is the best choice, or do you prefurr one of the other options?
What's your favourite?

"Where's our Christmas lights, Linda?" - Purrdy
13/12/2025

"Where's our Christmas lights, Linda?" - Purrdy

Dory repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee,Oh my Cat, Gina! The things that happen when you throw a birthday bash for ...
12/12/2025

Dory repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee,

Oh my Cat, Gina!
The things that happen when you throw a birthday bash for hundreds of your closest friends!

I’m finally home at Chez Nelson, but my head is still spinning, and not just from that banister slide. Candy's party at Castle Deane was EPIC.
The food was SPECTACULAR— we licked the platters clean!

And those niptinis? And the meowgaritas?
They were AWESOME.
My sister, Baylee, may have gotten a little too enthusiastic with the meowgaritas ... she's currently a furry puddle and is not available for comment.

The most popular game, hands down, was the Curtain Climbing Relays!
We set new records for vertical velocity.
I am SO, so sorry, Linda, but it looks like you’ll be sewing a whole new set of lounge curtains.
They’re... well … they’re just fringe now. Whoopsie!

And, since Linda, was too lazy to get up from her arting table to decorate this year, we took care of it!
The whole Castle Deane is now decked out for Christmas!
We hung lights, we wrapped the banisters, and the cat trees.
We made sure every surface was covered in tinsel and kitty glitter!
You're welcome, Linda!

It was worth every ruined piece of furniture.
Happy birthday, Candy!
Now, where is my bed? Must. nap.

Candy here. 🎼 Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday to me 🎵Come on over!The pawty's 'bout to begin. So, what present ar...
11/12/2025

Candy here.

🎼 Happy birthday to me...
Happy birthday to me 🎵

Come on over!
The pawty's 'bout to begin.

So, what present are you bringing for me?

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting. WHAT???!!!NO!I'm reeling in shock!Here we all are. We've been patiently waiting fo...
10/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

WHAT???!!!
NO!

I'm reeling in shock!

Here we all are.
We've been patiently waiting for Linda to pack away her arting stuff and haul out the Christmas stuff.
'Speshly those lovely, twinkly fairy lights Uncle Brian sent for me an' Purrdy a couple of years back.

It's purrtic'ly impawtant to have the decorations up before Candy's birthday pawty.

But you know what?
Last night while I was under the coffee table using my secret supurrpower of snoopurrvision, I overheard her say the most terrible, terrible, awful thing!

It's so shocking.
I dunno if I can even... even... repeat it.

Brace yourselves...
But don't say I didn't warn ya.

She... she said...
She said she's not putting up any decorations this year!

Nope.
Not a single one.
Not even the bare tree!

She said to Mr. D that she's too tired to bother, and since they're going up to Auckland to celebrate Christmas there with baby Rosebud, there's no point.

Well!
Hello!

What about us?! The cats of Castle Deane.
Don't we count for anything?

I'm so hurt.
Devastated, even.
I feel like just sitting here and crying.
What are we going to do???
Please, please help!
How can I fix this situation?

Baylee repawting today - One of these is not like the others.Can you tell which it is?Silly boy!My brother, Dexter, thin...
09/12/2025

Baylee repawting today -

One of these is not like the others.
Can you tell which it is?

Silly boy!
My brother, Dexter, thinks he is a vintage Santa.

Does anyone know where I can get him a fancy Santa outfit?

We all have such a good time when Deb pulls out all of her Christmas thingies!

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Our journey began in Nancy's garage in 2017. Looking back at our modest beginnings, we're proud of how far we've come in such a short time because we fell into this business pretty much by accident.