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Linda Deane, storyteller and chief scribe of Planet Cat
Email: [email protected]
Deb Nelson, kitty welfare volunteer, and Maître d'hôtel at Chez Nelson Email: [email protected]

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.Sigh...It's almost Christmas again.And every Christmas reminds me that I'm another ...
20/11/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Sigh...
It's almost Christmas again.
And every Christmas reminds me that I'm another year older and I have one less year to spend with my hoomins.
Sometimes I think it's really unfair that cat lives are so short, don't you?

"Breakfast, Linda. Now, Linda, NOW!"                      - Moppy
19/11/2025

"Breakfast, Linda.
Now, Linda, NOW!"
- Moppy

Baylee here, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -Settle down, Dory, compose yourself. I braved the silence of night...
18/11/2025

Baylee here, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Settle down, Dory, compose yourself.
I braved the silence of night to review Deb's unsettling lists.
The things one must endure for the sake of an anxious little apprentice.

The first list says ..... turkey , cranberries, squash, cornbread mix, and more.
Feast, not flight.
Deb is preparing a monumental Thanksgiving dinner, not a travel itinerary.
Dory will be happy about this one.

The Second List ..... some jumbled notes beside names.
Aunty Kelly is on the list.
This appears to be a Christmas wish list.
It confirms our immediate home status is secure.
Another innocent list.

The Third List ..... very concerning.
It is addressed to Santa Claws.
Who's NAUGHTY, and who's NICE.

I am happy to see, Baylee, is placed front and center on the NICE list.
Dexter and Toby are also firmly on the NICE list.
But ..... Oh My Cat .....
Dory's name is followed by a giant, looping, very ink-heavy: ?
A Question Mark???
Poor Dory, I can't let her know about this.

Maybe this ambiguity stems from the incident with the ornamental cat
Or possibly the constant unauthorized rearranging of Deb's art supplies.
Maybe the persistent belief that the new rug is her private scratching post.

There really are too many incidents to mention!
But Dory is just young and enthusiastic, not NAUGHTY!
Really, don't you all agree?

We cats of Chez Nelson, and you all, our friends must all rally around Dory and help her prove her NICENESS.
Time is of the essence!
We must erase that disastrous question mark before Deb files her final report.

Hi friends, it's me Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee - Peace has been achieved! We have deemed that Deb has...
17/11/2025

Hi friends, it's me Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Peace has been achieved!
We have deemed that Deb has paid enough penance for her recent transgressions.
I am sure you all have heard about the infamous Vacation.

The signs of her contrition were clear:
Warm and non moving laps were given.
Wet food servings have been generous and timely.
Treats have been abundant.

Normalcy has been achieved.
Life has returned to its proper, comfortable rhythm at Chez Nelson.

Or so I thought!

This morning, the fragile harmony was shattered.
I caught Deb in the most suspicious of acts.
She was sitting at the kitchen table, and her hand was moving rapidly, scribbling across a piece of paper.

I know what that means, I recognize the threat:
She is making THE LISTS again!

Lists precede chaos.
It is the undeniable first step towards disruption.
Last time it led directly to the appearance of the big mysterious box.
Followed by the dreaded Abandonment Event.

Is she planning another escape?!
Is this the start of a new, even more terrifying disruption to the household order?
Do you think I should be worried?

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.Today is a special day, it's the first birthday across the Rainbow Bridge of dear K...
16/11/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.
Today is a special day, it's the first birthday across the Rainbow Bridge of dear Kitty A.
This painting is one Linda did under the guidance of Aunty Deb, so it's very dear to her, and we feel it should go to someone extra special.
We'd like Kitty A's hoomin, Helen, to have it.
Helen is one of those people who never fails to sow seeds of kindness, encouragement and inspiration. Her uplifting and entertaining Facebook posts over the years have meant a lot to us.
Helen, I hope you will accept this as a gift commemorating the lovely, lively Kitty A's special day. It will be in the mail, on its way to you tomorrow, with much love from Gina Ginger Knickers and all at Castle Deane.

Baylee repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee - Operation Human Containment is a Success.I am sure you all know that De...
15/11/2025

Baylee repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Operation Human Containment is a Success.

I am sure you all know that Deb recently committed the unthinkable: a prolonged and unsanctioned disappearance to a distant, questionable land called New Zealand.
And the record shows she returned with a suitcase full of foreign kitty glitter.

The disrespect!
The sheer audacity of leaving four perfectly good felines to fend for themselves!
While it is true Aunty Kelly and Cousin Hannah were here to service our every need, it is simply not the same as the original source of warmth and tuna distribution.
And her activities while there were completely despicable, and we need not reiterate them again.

Deb has been trying to make amends all week, but we will not let her get away with this behavior so quickly.
We have implemented our emergency response protocol, dedicating ourselves to 24/7 surveillance and lap-sitting.

She is now officially confined to this chair until all amends have been made and the accumulated petting debt has been paid back in full, plus interest.
She thinks she's relaxing; but we know she's serving a mandatory sentence of love.

Here is the strategic deployment:

I, Baylee, naturally take the prime morning and evening shifts.
My superior weight distribution is perfect for maxing out pressure and ensuring optimal immobility.
Deb's legs are currently asleep, and I consider that a victory in passive resistance.

Dexter is an able human anchor, weighing in at 16 pounds.
He is pressed firmly to Deb’s chest and protests loudly at any hint of movement.
This also conveniently limits her ability to check her phone, which is a definite bonus for our undivided attention quota.

Toby is in charge of the crucial overnight shift.
He strategically sleeps on her head and neck, daring her to get up.
Any sudden movements are met with a swift, sleepy paw-pat to the face.

Dory, the little blur of chaos, patrols the perimeter.
Should Deb somehow manage to stand up,
Dory ensures immediate termination of the mission via a swift, guaranteed ankle-wrap.
Containment is key.

To ensure her compliance, certain allowances have been made:

One 2-minute trip to the bathroom is allowed per shift rotation.
Adequate time to procure our food and unlimited treats is mandated.
Two litter box cleaning sessions per day are generously permitted.

Pray for Deb’s bladder. Pray for her back. Do not, however, send help.
She brought this upon herself!

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.Remember the pictures of all the SwiftMantis murals Linda took Aunty Deb to see?Wel...
15/11/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Remember the pictures of all the SwiftMantis murals Linda took Aunty Deb to see?
Well, there's a new one in progress, and this is the story.
This big boy is related to my friend Harrison - Flurmonz Yaris.

Don't be mean, Gina!Purrdy's also allowed in the book fort.
14/11/2025

Don't be mean, Gina!
Purrdy's also allowed in the book fort.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting. My sister, Judi, isn't always naughty. Here's a picture of her being perfectly goo...
14/11/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

My sister, Judi, isn't always naughty.
Here's a picture of her being perfectly good.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.I just have a short message for you all, from Linda.She says to thank you all for y...
13/11/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.
I just have a short message for you all, from Linda.
She says to thank you all for your lovely messages, comments, emails and visits yesterday.
She had an absolutely lovely birthday and feels very loved.
She had friends popping in all day, bearing gifts and flowers and yummy things to eat.
There were heaps and heaps of messages too.
Thank you for making her feel so special.

Baylee here, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -We have a major breach of contract at our house.Deb was supposed t...
12/11/2025

Baylee here, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

We have a major breach of contract at our house.
Deb was supposed to be taking a relaxing trip to New Zealand to visit her friend Linda.
But upon her return suitcase opening, what greeted us was not the usual scent of home,
but a noxious explosion of non-Chez Nelson kitty glitter.

Dory immediately jumped in to perform a quality control check of the offending luggage.
She confirmed the scale of the contamination.
Every single item is coated in alien glitter!

Deb tried to play it cool, denying any knowledge.
We are not amused.

We launched an immediate investigation into her trip photos from Castle Deane.
And just as our feline instincts predicted.….the evidence is undeniable!

Her photo album is a veritable rogues' gallery of betrayal.
She is seen cuddling, patting, and (gasp!) sleeping with multiple strange, foreign cats!
It seems her "friend, Linda" was merely a cover for a full-scale feline affair!

I thought we had an understanding, Deb.
The terms of our contract clearly state that outside-cat interaction to this degree is strictly prohibited.

The house is currently operating under a "stare of disapproval" until this unauthorized cat exposure is resolved.
We are accepting treats and extra-long brushing sessions as compensation for our emotional distress.

11/11/2025

Happy Birthday, Linda, my dear friend! I so enjoyed spending the last two weeks with you! Thank you and Mr. D for showing me such a wonderful time!

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