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Linda Deane, storyteller and chief scribe of Planet Cat
Email: [email protected]
Deb Nelson, kitty welfare volunteer, and Maître d'hôtel at Chez Nelson Email: [email protected]

Dory  repawting -Hey, Hey, HEY Gina! Oh my Cat! We're making a super-duper fun plan for Candy's big birthday! My committ...
04/12/2025

Dory repawting -

Hey, Hey, HEY Gina!
Oh my Cat!
We're making a super-duper fun plan for Candy's big birthday!

My committee for the games and entertainment has the bestest idea!
We are going to have an ART ROOM upstairs for all the party pals!
You know, up there where things may be a little calmer!

I'm bringing my paints, and I bet Deb won't even notice if I gift some of her fancy colors to Candy! Shhh!

You should totally start sneaking some of Linda's paints!
You know, the good ones!
And ask Judi to be a good hider and put them all upstairs!
We need LOTS of paint!

And guess what?!
We're going to have a BIG CONTEST!
Who can make the most paintings in ONE DAY?!

But here's the rule: Every painting has to have a people in it!
You know, like a Linda or a Deb or... whoever, somewhere in the painting!
That will be so fun to see! Tee hee!

I hope the painters stay in the art room!
I really, really hope they don't get too crazy and start painting the walls!
Or worst of all... painting downstairs!
Oh, that would be a messy surprise for Linda and Mr. D when they get home!

Oh! Oh! Almost forgot!
Baylee, the Smarty-Pants, said we should also have a stitching area!
Like, with yarn!
Sounded good, so I said OK!

She will tell you all about the needle... needle-work... thingy!

Okay, gotta go now!
Must see what mischief awaits.
Will be back in touch soon!

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.Sigh...Linda's been hard at work wrapping up Christmas presents (most of them for b...
03/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Sigh...

Linda's been hard at work wrapping up Christmas presents (most of them for baby Rosebud) and I suddenly realised I haven't even STARTED my Christmas shopping.

The problem is money, you see.
I'm a cat. I don't have any people-money.
And to buy people-gifts you need people-money.

It works differently on Planet Cat.
Our currency is love.
And since that's the only currency I have, it will just have to make do on your planet.

Now I just have to get creative 'bout the ways I can give my love.
I can use a bit of help here.
What do you suggest?

Callie here. About this pawty Gina's planning. She forgot the most impawtant item concerning the catering!We MUST toast ...
02/12/2025

Callie here.

About this pawty Gina's planning.
She forgot the most impawtant item concerning the catering!

We MUST toast Candy with a glass of Champurrrn when she blows out the candles on her birthday cake.
I do hope it's a bacon cake.
In fact, I may just bake it myself. It's too impawtant to leave that in the paws of Gina and the kids.

Oh, and by the way, the absolute cheek of it! Suggesting that us oldies are good only for a cup of lukewarm nip tea!!!

I'll be sipping away at my favourite drink throughout the festivities.
Pawt.
What could be a better combination than Pawt and bacon?

Now, does anyone have a good recipe for a bacon cake?
Hic... scuse me... hic...

Dory here - Hi Deb, are you still upset with me? I promise I will try to stop running at and hitting Toby every time he ...
01/12/2025

Dory here -

Hi Deb, are you still upset with me?

I promise I will try to stop running at and hitting Toby every time he walks into the room.

I want to be a good girl, but it is just hard for me sometimes!

Candy here. How do you like my baby picture? Gina thought it would be a good idea to show it to you.I'm so glad all your...
01/12/2025

Candy here. How do you like my baby picture? Gina thought it would be a good idea to show it to you.

I'm so glad all your cats are coming to my pawty!
Gina's made good progress on the menu.
This is what she's got planned so far in terms of catering.

We'll welcome everyone with a cocktail or two (or three or four...). There will be:
Cats on the Beach
Purry Marys
Meowtinis
Meowgaritas

While we're all hissing and sniffing each other as we mingle and get to know one another, we'll have lots of snacks and nibbles for everyone to enjoy:
Bowls of chippies (we aren't allowed those when hoomins are around).
Chocolates (another verboten food).
Cookies (ditto).
Salami (Also not allowed when the peeps are here).
Rat tails fried in butter and coated in chippy crumbs.
Pigeon sausage rolls.

When it's time to seriously chow down, we will have a choice of the following starters:
Stinky Mackrell Soup
or Crepes a la Gina with mashed snails and caterpillar sprinkles
or Warm Toast smothered in butter and swimming in raw egg.
(Yum! I think I'll have a portion of each. That last one is Purrdy's suggestion. Genius!)

For the main course:
Squirrel steaks with flakes of toona and bacon. (Callie's ordered this one speshally).
Salmon and Lizard Bake
Chicken & Cream puffs with blackbird gravy.
(Who volunteers to get the blackbirds for the gravy? There are plenty in our garden; someone just has to go out there and get them. They're a damn nuisance, actually, and it would be good to get rid of a whole bunch of them.)
Nip and Cat Grass Salad with crunchy bits of cicada.
(Those cicadas are a local delicacy. We have gabillions of them in our garden).

For Dessert:
Lobster and Shrimp Ice Cream
or Mouse Tiramisu
or Sardine Sundaes garnished with juicy Huhu grubs.
(Huhus are another local delicacy).

On the wine list we have:
Purrlot, Meowscadel and Muscat.
We'll have Nip Beer for the blokes like Cooper and Harrison. (Somehow, I think they'd prefer that to wine).
We'll also have Catnip Tea freely available for the oldies and the kittens.

Oh, and the Nip & Silvervine punchbowl will be kept full at all times.

We'll send everyone home with a pack of Valerian cookies to help them relax on the journey home as they morph back through the pawtal.

Okay.
I think we've got the menu wrapped up, unless any of you wanna add something special we can include.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.Don't you just hate it when someone jumps the gun?So, apparently,  my sister, Candy...
30/11/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Don't you just hate it when someone jumps the gun?

So, apparently, my sister, Candy, made an unauthorised repawt yesterday and spoke to you all 'bout her birthday coming up soon.

I was in the process of starting with plans for her surprise birthday pawty.

In fact, I was just about to get in touch with Buzz and Dory and Hocus Pocus - Office Manager Cat to see if they'd be on my planning committee to help me plan it all.
And I was just going to call BabyMango NCrowder to see if they'd do the catering.

Well, the pawty is on.
It's just a pity Candy ruined her own surprise.

Your cats are all invited but I'm afraid hoomins will need to make their own plans, 'cos I'm kicking Linda and Mr. D out on the day.
We wanna have a good time and let our hair down without interference from them.
They can go find something else to do while we're pawtying.

It's a virtual pawty on the 12th, all day (and all night) here at Castle Deane. Send your cats over.

Okay, now I need some help.
Hit me with suggestions for the menu and fun stuff we can do at the pawty.

Aunty Heather's Bobcat has already suggested strip poker.
I dunno if that's a good idea.
We'll have to see. What do you think?

Hi friends, it’s me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -What are you cooking, Deb? Soup from leftover turkey...
29/11/2025

Hi friends, it’s me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

What are you cooking, Deb?
Soup from leftover turkey?
I can help ….. Do you want me to stir?
How about taste test?
Smells good, you are planning to share with us, right?

Candy repawting. Soon I'll be 11.Can you imagine it? That old, huh? But I think I've aged pretty well, wouldn't you agre...
29/11/2025

Candy repawting.
Soon I'll be 11.
Can you imagine it? That old, huh?
But I think I've aged pretty well, wouldn't you agree?
The first picture is me, just before my first birthday, and the second is me now.
I hope someone will throw a pawty for my birthday. It's on the 12th.
Maybe Gina's planning a surprise for me.
I hope she's inviting all of you.
You would all wanna come, right?
And celebrate the 11th anniversary of my arrival on Planet Earth.

Gina here. On behalf of myself, Callie, Purrdy and the rest of the Castle Deane cats,and Mr. D... Oh!...and our toilet c...
27/11/2025

Gina here.
On behalf of myself, Callie, Purrdy and the rest of the Castle Deane cats,

and Mr. D...

Oh!...

and our toilet cleaner, Linda,

I'd like to take this opportunity to wish all our American friends a very happy and blessed Thanksgiving.

Don't eat too much turkey, and remember to save some for your kitties.

If you'd care to tell us how you're celebrating, I'd love to hear it.

Hi friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -Happy Thanksgiving from the CEO of Cuteness and the ...
26/11/2025

Hi friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Happy Thanksgiving from the CEO of Cuteness and the Queen of Mischief!

I think I get to do my Thanksgiving post last, not because I am the youngest, but because I am the most important!

I have many fantastic things to be thankful for this year, but I will give you my top 5 today!

My ability to get away with almost anything!
I'm thankful that being this cute means my most creative moments—like trying to boss Toby around or knocking things off the counter—usually end with a forgiving sigh, not a major consequence.

My Cat Tower Window Headquarters!
This is the best viewing spot for shouting important, top-secret messages every morning to the birds in the backyard.
They need my commentary!

My flourishing art career!
I'm thankful I have unlimited, unsupervised access to ALL of Deb’s art supplies, especially her beautiful paints, brushes, and papers.
She leaves them out, which is basically an invitation for me to create my famous Dory Originals at any hour, on any surface I choose.
I'm sure she doesn't mind the kitty paw print trails.
They add just the right touch to any artwork.

My dearest Pinky!
I'm thankful for my favorite mousie, even though she has run away and is hiding yet again.
I know Deb will find her, she knows how important Pinky is to my emotional well-being.

And the biggest one: Being on the Nice List!
Thank you, Deb, for making sure Santa knows that despite my constant attempts to rule the house and my propensity to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, I am fundamentally a very, very good cat and I always mean well!

Now, tell me, what is one thing you might have slightly stretched the truth about this year?
Now, mind you, I am not saying that I have stretched the truth any.

Toby, the quiet, reserved one here today, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -I am not nearly as talkative as Dexte...
25/11/2025

Toby, the quiet, reserved one here today, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

I am not nearly as talkative as Dexter and Baylee were in their posts, and I shutter to think about what Dory may have to say tomorrow. You will have to check back then.

I may not be loud, but I'm thankful.
I am thankful for the simple comforts and acknowledgments of my individual needs:

My tailor-made diet. I am a discerning palate, and I'm thankful that Deb understands this and provides my own special, delicious food.

I am thankful that Deb serves my special food at precisely the same time every day. Routine is essential for my inner peace.

I am thankful for the highest perch on the cat tree, which is the perfect, quiet observation spot where I can judge everyone from above without being disturbed.

I am especially thankful for my cherished, private, one-on-one time with Deb.
Every night, as she prepares for bed, I secure my spot for individual petting, brushing, and essential belly rubs.
It's the best time of the day.

The fact that I am twice the size of Dory.
This is a necessary tool, as it allows me to quickly put an end to her disrespectful misbehaving (like chasing and hitting me) by chasing her into a corner and ensuring she stays there until her time out is completed.

May your day be quiet, cozy, and perfectly catered.

Tell me, What simple comfort are you most grateful for today?

Dexter, the official Watch Cat and functional Chief Operations Officer (COO) of Chez Nelson repawting from Tennessee -I ...
25/11/2025

Dexter, the official Watch Cat and functional Chief Operations Officer (COO) of Chez Nelson repawting from Tennessee -

I pause my essential duties to issue this repawt of the assets for which I am thankful and I deem critical to the smooth, continued operation of Chez Nelson.

My Plush Command Center:
My deluxe, multi-story cat tree perch.
This is where I recharge my batteries after a grueling 3-hour shift of perimeter surveillance.
The views are excellent for tactical napping.

The Post-Meal QC Protocol:
Deb permits me to perform crucial Quality Control checks on all "leftovers" from the fursibs.
As the Chief Taste-Tester, no scrap escapes my inspection.
(This highly critical role is entirely unrelated to my robust 16-pound frame.)

Executive High-Speed Lap Access:
My prioritized, zero-traffic route to Deb's lap.
This perk is instantly activated anytime I detect unauthorized, excessive attention being paid to other residents.
I must re-establish the correct hierarchy immediately.

Performing High-Alert Communications Intercept:
When Deb's device makes a noise, I am the first responder to inspect the caller ID. Scammers and telemarketers pose a Level 5 threat to house finances and must be neutralized by my presence.
If it is someone she deems inpawtent to interact with, I stay close to snoopervise the conversation.

The Ultra-Secure Panic Room:
The tactical genius of the back of Deb's closet cannot be overstated.
Doorbell? Visitors? I'm already in lockdown.
If you can't see the Head of Security, there's no problem, right?

Whether you are celebrating Thanksgiving this week or just another highly civilized day, I wish you a purrfectly safe and yummy day!

Your Turn Now (Do Not Fail to Report):
Tell me something you are thankful for.
And don't give me the "I already told Baylee" excuse—that low-level operative is notoriously bad at inter-departmental communications.

How will you be celebrating your day (Thanksgiving or otherwise)?

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