Linda The Not-So-Crazy Cat Lady

Linda The Not-So-Crazy Cat Lady Linda Deane, storyteller and chief scribe of Planet Cat
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Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.Well, it's been 3 days since Grandmeow and Grandpaw arrived. I just can't figure ou...
28/01/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.

Well, it's been 3 days since Grandmeow and Grandpaw arrived.
I just can't figure out why they have such weird sleeping habits.
In the middle of the day, they wanna sleep. And at midnight, they're as active as a pair of bunnies in a field of carrots.
What's with that?

There we were, me an' Purrdy, at midnight last night, having a secret meeting to discuss Planet Cat business. We were just in the middle of our sacred zoomie ritual, you know, the one where Purrdy chases me round and round the dining room, and then I suddenly turn around and chase her.

And there was Grandpaw in his dressing gown!
Spying on us!

I stopped dead in my tracks, sat down, and pretended I was just washing my leg.
We can't have hoomins observing our private cat ceremonies and giving away all our secrets. No way!

But Linda says he wasn't spying, he's just suffering from something called jetlag.

I call bullship.
Jetlag??? My floofy ginger knickers!
I'll bet there's no such thing and they're just pulling my leg.

Apparently, back in their country, it's midnight when it's midday for us here in New Zealand.
Yeah, right!
Do I look like someone who'd fall for that kinda bullship?

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.Grandmeow and Grandpaw like toona sammiches.Callie too, likes toona sammiches.But G...
27/01/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.

Grandmeow and Grandpaw like toona sammiches.
Callie too, likes toona sammiches.
But Grandpaw gobbled his all up and didn't save even so much as a crumb for Callie.
He offered her a sip of his tea but Callie doesn't like tea.

After this picture was taken, Callie went and sucked up to Grandmeow and got a taste of the toona sammich.
Me an' Purrdy got none.
Hmph...
But Linda says it's cos we hid under the couch.

I can't help it if I'm shy!
It always takes me a while to warm to new people.
Last time Grandmeow and Grandpaw visited, it took me a whole week. This time I'll try and be a little bolder. Maybe I'll approach Grandmeow for a cuddle this evening.
Should I?
What do you think?

Hi! I'm Maggie (the grand old dame in the foreground).I'm Gina Ginger Knickers' cousin.That's my baby sister, Pan, in th...
26/01/2025

Hi! I'm Maggie (the grand old dame in the foreground).
I'm Gina Ginger Knickers' cousin.
That's my baby sister, Pan, in the background.

I'm afraid Gina's too busy entertaining the grandpawrents to speak to you today.
So, the responsibility falls on me to update you all.
I can happily report that Grandmeow and Grandpaw arrived safely, although the situation was touch and go.
The whole trip was almost called off.

You see, Grandmeow's hair is very, very impawtant to her.
It HAS to be done.
No matter what.
Ever.
She never sets foot out of the house unless the hair is done.

Luckily, common sense prevailed.
Thanks to Grandpaw's influence.
He'd already spent a great deal of money on the plane tickets and when it comes to matters of the wallet, Grandpaw can be very persuasive.
Very persuasive indeed.

Anyhow, they made it all the way from Cape Town to Waikanae, despite the hairdo disaster.
I just thought you'd all like to know.
I won't bore you with the details, they're in Gina's weekly mewsletter if you're interested.

I hope you're all having a lovely day.
Stay tuned for further updates from Agent Gina Ginger Knickers about the grandpawrents' visit. I'm sure she's got lots of juicy goss to impart.
Too-da-loo and cheerio.

Gina here.I'm very sad.My dear, dear friend, Kitty A has crossed the Rainbow Bridge and gone back to Planet Cat.I know s...
20/01/2025

Gina here.

I'm very sad.
My dear, dear friend, Kitty A has crossed the Rainbow Bridge and gone back to Planet Cat.
I know she's in a better place and free of all pain and disease, but we will miss her and we weren't quite ready for this sad news.
Sending her dear hoomin, Helen, buckets and buckets of love.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.Yes, yes... I know I'm out of focus but a) that's 'cos I'm so busy Linda couldn't g...
18/01/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.

Yes, yes... I know I'm out of focus but
a) that's 'cos I'm so busy Linda couldn't get me to pose for 2 seconds, and,
b) I'm not the subject of this post.

See all that cr@p in the background?
That's our big pantry cupboard in the kitchen.
And I purrsonally supurrvised the removal of all this stuff, as you can see from the picture.
I was most extremely helpful to Linda.
Especially when she unpacked the shelf with all the kitty noms.

Each bag had to be inspected so that I could check if the contents were still fresh.
I can happily report...
burp...
'scuse me...
that they are indeed.

Linda had gone into the garage to look for boxes, and when she returned she was delighted to find that part of the job already done.
Luckily I have very sharp mouth needles.
Ripping those tough plastic bags open was a piece of cake.

I even helped her transfer the remainder of each bag of noms into a big plastic bucket with a tightly fitting lid.
Unfortunately, my mouth needles can't cut through that, although I did try.
She will simply have to do any future testing herself, but that's on her, not me.
I really don't see the point of storing the kitty noms in a cat-proof container, do you?

As for the rest of this stuff, it was a HUGE job to unpack it all and stash it away in boxes in the garage.
Now, why would anyone wanna do something that dumb?

'Cos my Grandmeow and Grandpaw are coming to visit. That's why.
My Grandmeow is a champion baking (and cooking) magician with a formidable collection of cooking spells.
So, Linda has rearranged the entire kitchen to facilitate Grandmeow's culinary sorcery.
This had to be done before we can turn Grandmeow loose in there to work her magic 'cos Grandmeow will be restocking the cupboard with her personally selected ingredients and supplies.
She's very scornful of Linda's pathetic collection of cans and basics.

A hunting and gathering expedition will be arranged within the first week to source all the magic ingredients required by my Grandmeow.
I can't wait to taste what she conjures up this time!

Last time my grandpawrents came, they stayed for three months and we all put on weight.
Lots of it!
Especially Callie.
'Cos she knows just how to suck up to Grandmeow in the kitchen.

Anyhow, gotta go.
There's still lots to be done but if you want all the details of the past week's adventures, I'll fill you in later when I send out my weekly mewsletter.
If you wanna know more just get in touch, okay?
There's no catch.
I just like making people smile and encouraging them to be better hoomin beans.
That's why I write to all my friends every Sunday.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.No, I'm not being manipulative!I'm merely sitting here in the kitchen, in front of ...
10/01/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.

No, I'm not being manipulative!
I'm merely sitting here in the kitchen, in front of the fridge, waiting for Linda to get up and do the right thing.

Oh!
And mind control...

Have I mentioned my powers of mind control?

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.Free to a good home: 2 Hoomin Beans with no appreciation for Feline Nose Art.That w...
09/01/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.

Free to a good home: 2 Hoomin Beans with no appreciation for Feline Nose Art.

That woman has ABSOLUTELY no idea how much effort it takes to produce the snot and then delicately apply it to the windows in the most intricately artistic designs!

I'm thinking of hiring new hoomins.

On second thoughts, he can stay. I've never caught Mr. D wiping our snot marks off the windows but I've just about had it with that Linda woman.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.This, my dear friends, is a needle machine.It takes 3 hours to do what one cat can ...
05/01/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.

This, my dear friends, is a needle machine.
It takes 3 hours to do what one cat can do in 5 minutes.

I really don't get this obsession hoomins have with needle machines?
Cats have foot needles and mouth needles. Lots of them.
If you want to poke holes in fabric, why use a machine when you can simply ask your cat?

BTW you did get my mewsletter right? The first one of the year. Oh, the things I have to put up with in this house... Sigh...

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers Reporting.This is my friend, Chianu (rolling in catnip at the party). Remember her? She and h...
03/01/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers Reporting.

This is my friend, Chianu (rolling in catnip at the party).
Remember her?
She and her sister, Bouie, were foster kittens here a while back. (They were known as Zelda Zoom and Zippy Pippy back then).

Anyhow, so it was their birthday party Linda and Mr. D went to yesterday.
And I am very, VERY pleased to report that Linda didn't forget about us. She brought home some salmon sushi for us.

I've put up pictures of the party in our group, Gina Ginger Knickers and Friends. You're welcome to go and have a look at them.
And in my mewsletter, I'll give you all the details about the party. And all the other stuff about Linda's latest curtain catastrophe and Mr. D's experimental DIY in the bathroom etc.
I'm just working on my mewsletter now, and it will be ready for you a bit later.

Don't forget to email [email protected] if you're not on my mewsletter list, 'cos you won't wanna miss out on all the latest gossip from Castle Deane.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.I try to be a very good cat.And I try to be kind and generous of spirit.But I must ...
02/01/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.

I try to be a very good cat.
And I try to be kind and generous of spirit.

But I must say, sometimes I feel a little disappointed in Linda.
She's never thrown a birthday party for me.
Not a proper one.
All I got was a virtual pawty in cyberspace for my Gotcha Day.

They're going to Bouie and Chianu's pawty later. A real pawty. And there will be sushi and all sorts of lovely stuff to eat.
Linda's taking them presents too. She made them special presents.

I hope she remembers to bring us some snacks from the pawty.
That's what you'd all do, right?
If you were invited to a kitty birthday pawty and your own cats weren't invited, you'd still bring them something from the pawty, wouldn't you?

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.Sigh...I get so tired of people asking about my name, so, let me just show you all,...
01/01/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.

Sigh...
I get so tired of people asking about my name, so, let me just show you all, okay?.
Look 👀 !!!
Take a good look.
Got it?

This year can only get better from here.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.Happy Mew Year! And that's a wrap for 2024. Here in Mew Zealand, where we live, it'...
31/12/2024

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.

Happy Mew Year! And that's a wrap for 2024.

Here in Mew Zealand, where we live, it's almost midnight. We'll be among the first to see the mew year in. I'll give 2025 a thorough pep talk before I send it your way, okay? I promise!

I wish you all the very best for 2025 and may you all be granted your hearts' desires.

As usual, the hoomins have gone to bed. Linda and Mr. D really are very dull and boring.
In this house, it's always up to the cats to welcome the mew year.
Not that we mind. We love our secret little celebrations when they've drifted off into dreamland.
We perform mysterious Planet Cat rituals...

Enough about that!
I can't give away all our feline secrets, so, I'll just leave them to your imagination.

I'm going to let my hair down now.
My last job for the year is done and I've sent my final mewsletter of 2024 to all who asked for it, so now I can have a bit of fun with my feline sisters: Candy, Callie, Purrdy, Moppy, Judi, Nixie, Poddy and Quaddy.
The 9 of us have some great plans for the rest of the night while those two "boring fold arts" are snoring away.

To be honest, I've no idea what exactly a "boring fold art" is.
I suspect it's something my sister, Callie, made up, but that's what she calls Linda and Mr. D. when they aren't listening.
Perhaps it has something to do with their painting skills. Or lack thereof.

Mr. D has almost completed the job of repainting the bathroom.
All I'll say about that is: Oh dear!
Oh deary, deary, DEARY, me!

And, speaking of disasters, Linda abandoned her curtain making project.
She's working on baby blankets instead.
'Cos now there are TWO babies on the way!
Nope, my hoomin sister isn't expecting twins. This week we heard about another baby in the extended family who'll be making its arrival in April.
So Linda's been crocheting away, with a little help from my sister, Judi.
The results so far are... interesting.

Once again, I wish you all a very, very happy celebration of the anniversary of yet another trip around the sun. I hope you don't require too much coffee to stay awake for the festivities. If you're anything like my hoomins, one glass of bubbles at 9pm on Mew Year's Eve and you're gone with the fairies to the land of zzzzz.

Speaking of fairies, remind me next time to tell you about Moppy's bathtub misadventure earlier this evening.
You do wanna hear it, right? You won't wanna miss THAT story... trust me!
And I'll give you the full stories about the bathroom painting fiasco, the curtain catastrophe, the bizarre baby blankets and one or two other little mishaps this past week or two.
Oh!
And the birthday party. Don't let me forget that one!

On second thoughts, there's so much to tell, perhaps I'll just save it all for my die hard fans in my Sunday mewsletter. I won't bore you all with the details of the ups and downs of daily life at Castle Deane.
I've already said too much and I haven't even had a sip of nip wine yet!

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.I know I've been very quiet lately, but it's not 'cos I've abandoned you all.It's j...
27/12/2024

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.

I know I've been very quiet lately, but it's not 'cos I've abandoned you all.

It's just that at this time of year, I like to do a little "stock take" of my life. So to speak.

I like to reflect on what has been, where I've come from, how I've grown, what's important, what's not, what direction to take going, forward...
You know...
That sort of thing.

So, I'll be sending my final mewsletter of 2024 on New Year's Eve, not on Sunday as usual.

Now, I have a favour to ask. I'd really love it if you could give me some feedback and input.

What have you liked? What have you not liked?
What would you like to see changed?

Really, don't hold back. Be completely honest and tell me how I can improve my interaction with you, how I can improve my mewsletters etc.

You have carte blanche. This is your opportunity to speak your mind.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.I had such high hopes for Christmas.Sigh...This is the picture of me in my old box ...
25/12/2024

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.

I had such high hopes for Christmas.
Sigh...

This is the picture of me in my old box that was s'posed to have been attached to my mewsletter yesterday but for some reason our email program wouldn't send it, so here it is now.

I was really hoping I'd have a new box office from which to write to you, but sadly, it wasn't to be.
I'll just have to make do with the old one for a bit longer.

On the bright side, at least we will have the Christmas tree to enjoy till February.
Maybe it's not so bad, after all that Linda's postponed Christmas.
And it will be very nice to celebrate with Grandmeow and Grandpaw this time.
Everyone will be here, together, for a change.
We'll have turkey and Christmas cake (although we're not allowed cake 'cos the raisins in it are bad for us) but I don't care for Christmas cake anyway. I don't like the smell of the brandy in it.
But I'm looking forward to all that turkey and all the presents and boxes and paper.

So. I'll just put on my big girl knickers and deal with my disappointment, 'cos when Grandmeow and Grandpaw are here, we're going to have the best Christmas ever!
In February.

Callie here.Well!We did NOT see THAT coming!She's gone and cancelled Christmas!That woman made an executive decision.She...
24/12/2024

Callie here.

Well!

We did NOT see THAT coming!
She's gone and cancelled Christmas!
That woman made an executive decision.
She didn't even consult us.

I kid you not!
There are no presents, no turkey, not even so much as a whiff of cooking!

Gina's too distraught to even speak to you.
I hope you all received her mewsletter earlier today? You did, right?
If you didn't get it, please check your junk and spam folders and if you still can't find it, please email [email protected] and we'll get it to you.

So, there she was, in her little box office this morning (there's a picture of that with her mewsletter this week).
Anyhow, so there she was, sending out her mewsletter in good faith to all her friends, eagerly anticipating the joyous festivities ahead...
and then...
BAM!
Just like that.

Just after Gina's sent off her mewsletter with all its festive cheer and the good news - you did read the part in bold, right? The part about the...
No, wait.
I won't spoil it for those who haven't read the mewsletter yet.

So, after Gina had sent her mewsletter and we're all sitting and waiting, ready to help with the food preparations, Linda just casually tells us she's postponed Christmas.
There's no special meal today, no guests, no presents, nada!

There were a whole bunch of pressies under the tree last week, then on Sunday, off they went, the two of them, Linda and Mr. D, and the presents disappeared along with them.
Turns out, those were gifts for friends of theirs and they went off to deliver them.

So there's nothing for us.
NOT A THING!!!

Note from Linda:
I haven't cancelled Christmas. I've merely postponed it. We decided as a family that we'd rather celebrate together once my parents are here. We'll all be getting together in February to do the whole Christmas dinner and gift exchange etc with our daughters and "Grandmeow and Grandpaw". Gina and the other cats will simply have to wait for their new boxes. We'll keep the Christmas tree up till after the festivities in February.

PS I'm having trouble with Messenger. I haven't been able to put Gina's mewsletter up on the Messenger channel. Email is the best way to get, and if you'd like it sent to your inbox, please email [email protected] and I'll reply with Gina's Christmas mewsletter.

Gina here.Merry Christmas to you all! We decided to show you this picture of Purrdy despite all the people who will jump...
24/12/2024

Gina here.

Merry Christmas to you all!

We decided to show you this picture of Purrdy despite all the people who will jump on the bandwagon and start lecturing us without any background info about us.

Purrdy is 100% safe. She knows better than to chew any of this and Linda supervises our interaction with the Christmas stuff. Purrdy simply LOVES batting at the baubles. Linda says Purrdy's enjoyment of Christmas is like that of a little child, full of wonder and delight.

She's very gentle. She simply loves to see the ornaments jiggle when she swipes at them and she loves watching the twinkly lights. She stares at them for ages with a look of pure enjoyment on her little kitty face.

We wish you as much joy as Purrdy, this Christmas, and every day.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers here with an impawtant announcement.My weekly mewsletter will not be going out on Sunday. I'm...
21/12/2024

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers here with an impawtant announcement.

My weekly mewsletter will not be going out on Sunday. I'm sorry that you won't be able to enjoy it with your morning coffee as usual, but I've decided to save it for Christmas Eve.
I hope this isn't too much of a disappointment but I'm hoping to send you a special mewsletter this week.

If you've seen this announcement, please raise your paw or acknowledge it with a yes or something similar so that we know how many of my friends have seen it.

Thanks for your patience, and if you celebrate Christmas, I hope all your preparations are going well.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.Well. There's nothing to report at the moment. It's all the same old stuff here. I'...
20/12/2024

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers reporting.

Well. There's nothing to report at the moment.
It's all the same old stuff here.
I'm bored.
Why don't you tell me some of your news for a change?

Oh!
There is one big piece of news.

But I'll save that for my Christmas mewsletter.
It's really, really big news!

I've told Baylee's friends already. A while back.
And they're very, very good at keeping a secret.
Tee hee...

Anyhow, so, about your latest news... go on then, spill the beans.

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