Meat Sweats

18/05/2022

SKETCH COMEDY ALERT! TOMORROW NIGHT!

Meat Sweats Presents: Sci-fi! 🚀🚀🚀

8pm at The Pow Wow Room.

Tickets: https://kiwiticket.co.nz/events/ba0636f3-b83a-4895-adda-8db3641c23b9

18/05/2022

7st reminder we got a show.

Aaron Douglas, or the other Aaron.

Aaron is like the lovechild of a bogan and a babushka doll - which also happens to best describe his performance style. You can tell because his go-to “improvised” character is every di****ad from Upper Hutt that you can imagine.

If you’ve seen his shows before you already know this guy doesn’t know how to set boundaries for himself. Of the two Aarons in the show, this one is at least tolerable and local. "Not like that Texan scum Aaron Barber". He’s always coming up with new ideas (none of which are welcome, you guest actor – stay in your lane!), like performing with suitcases, or stuffing people in suitcases, or always doing object work with a suitcase.

This will be his first appearance to perform detached from his concubine, Mog.

Meat Sweats Sketch Comedy Show
8pm Thursday May 19!

Book Tickets: https://kiwiticket.co.nz/events/ba0636f3-b83a-4895-adda-8db3641c23b9

16/05/2022

6rd reminder we got a show!

Mamaeroa Munn, or simply Mo.

Mo Munn has only one strength as an actor and that is constantly being in a state of panic, which is why we asked her to be a guest actor for the show. That, and the gloss that shines her hair is made from actual lard which is, like, totally on brand with the Meat Sweats thing.

An improviser at heart, Mo can’t help but always play non-human characters because dealing with emotions is “too normcore these days”.

When asked about her bio, she insisted on us mentioning her four failed attempts at auditioning for ‘What Now’. So, there you go, Mo. Fifth time’s a charm?

Photo: Mo describing in detail the bagel she almost bought at Countdown.

Meat Sweats Presents: SCi-Fi!
8pm this Thursday May 19!

BOOK TICKETS: https://kiwiticket.co.nz/events/ba0636f3-b83a-4895-adda-8db3641c23b9

15/05/2022

5rd reminder of our show!!

Adam Moore, or Adam Less coz idk his insta

Least, but certainly not last, Adam is introduced hiding behind a mask and safety glasses. But nothing can protect against the horrors of Adam's mind. Every sketch that Adam writes triggers the FBI alarm, and if you have been in close proximity, sorry, but you are on a watch list too. Despite this, Adam spent some time working for Nickelodeon and was was deemed "too morally upright" to be kept on board. His bad boy persona is a front, however. When asked why he sticks with Shauwn, he replied with a clear message: "I feel sorry for him."

Photo: Adam simply doing his best, but not enough.

BOOK hair: https://kiwiticket.co.nz/events/ba0636f3-b83a-4895-adda-8db3641c23b9

14/05/2022

4st reminder: Shauwn Peter Ethan Keil or

Shauwn is a writer, actor and overall disappointment – said his agent. He claims to be constantly working on other shows but he suspiciously seems to never invite us.

Proudly from the Hutt, he thinks free samples are a birth right because “how else am I meant to feed my iguana other than asbestos?”. He doesn’t eat animals but he has said on several occasions he’d take a bite out of Ralph if he had the chance. Now that's some sweaty meat!

Photo: Shauwn checking out Ralph in the green room.

BOOK TICKETS: https://kiwiticket.co.nz/events/ba0636f3-b83a-4895-adda-8db3641c23b9

12/05/2022

3st reminder: Ashley Hague, or .09

Ashley is here to "Make Aotearoa Great Again" or something very cool, thanks Ashley! Perhaps the meatiest sweater in Meat Sweats, she is constantly cracking the team up with jokes like U.S. Supreme Court, and the U.S. in general. Unlike Aaron, she's not one of *those* Texans, in fact thanks to the Bechdel test, we had to let Ashley write her own monologue! How far society has come. She once worked in a Cafe where the Smallville Cult hung out, and that is her most interesting personal testimony. Ashley is always trying to get Shauwn canceled on social media for women hating, but Lily keeps reporting her posts because she's a pick me- I mean a team player. Also a sci-fi nerd, go figure.

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05/05/2022

2st reminder we doing one:
Ralph Hilaga, or .hilaga 🌶🌶🌶

Ralph's soup is often wet, as seen in comedy chaos 'WET SOUP' (Canceled) A connoisseur of B**M and unorthodox Saturday prayer, Ralph finds himself to be the perfect modern contradiction. Ralph and [redacted] Barber are often at odds for second place in the Meat Sweats team, but both can agree that being topical sci-fi nerds might be to their strength when fighting for silver supremacy against Ashley Hague; a Southern Belle from Biden country. Ralph tolerates director Joel Luscombe like fire tolerates water, and has gone on record stating that "He a ******fu**er." But nicely. Man also produces this show.

Photo: Ralph when Joel had the gall to offer direction, once.
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04/05/2022

SHOW ALERT! This coming May 19!

Our entire budget went into this poster! PEW PEW PEW👉 💥👉💥👉💥

Tickets: https://www.facebook.com/events/419062939577395/?ti=ls

03/05/2022

1st Reminder we have a show: Aaron Barber, or .us 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Born and raised in [redacted], Aaron has forsworn his toxic upbringing by moving to NZ, taking up tried and true Kiwi hobbies such as [redacted] and hard drugs. Sci-Fi is his number 3 kink, behind arson and [redacted]. He also produces that comedy show you saw last week. When questioned who his favourite Meat Sweat-er is, he simply answered "Honestly, I love all of them. I don't hate, I don't do that anymore. Especially not Adam and Shauwn, I love those guys!"

Photo: Aaron caught watching Adam and Shauwn do better.
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15/04/2022

Hey, stop what you're doing.

Just reminding you that we exist and we've got some hot sizzlin fresh off the barberaque (lol) sketches coming to a Wellington near you! Can you guess the theme? Hint: pic 2 is a bit of a Mark Ruffalo. Real on our feet stuff coming next. Alright, as you were, sweaty. 😘

13/03/2022

07/03/2022

⬆️↗️➡️ Straight from the pitcher, a bunch of pitches being pitched, to the pitching pitchers. Look, I was better with numbers more so than words, alright? I'm just trying to convey that this is a pitching session. The pics are dope though.

26/02/2022

Stew is stewing, it's looking a little like ideas bubbling in the slow cooker. Like the meatily named Dr Frank N. Furter; I see you shiver with antici...
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23/02/2022

A remarkable lack of meat or sweat here. What's going on exactly? What's it all about? Stay tuned, we promise there's more to it than 🍖s the 👁, wait your patience people. Meaty is coming at you, hot and sweaty. 🥵