Nepalification - Heart To Heart

16/01/2025

If you are from this generation, you must be having 2 kids by now.

15/01/2025

Interviewer: How much amount of milk does
your cow produce?

Farmer: Which one, black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer : Where do they sleep?

Farmer: The Black one or the white one?

Interviewer: The black one

Farmer : In the "cowshed"

Interviewer: And the White one?

Farmer: In the "cowshed" also

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy... What do you feed them?

Farmer: Which one..black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on asking if black one or white one when answers are just the same??

Farmer: Because the black one is mine.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Its also mine.

02/12/2024

28/10/2024

I see money coming to you in 2 hours.
Claim it.

26/10/2024

Today is Saturday: May your day be auspicious with the blessings of Lord Kal Bhairav. ❤️🙏

09/10/2024

A lot of people drowned simply because they didn't know:
If you find yourself underwater in a car, don't panic.
🔴1. Dont waste your energy trying to push the door
🟠2. Do not open the window, the force of the water entering the car will not allow you to get out
🟡3. Take out the head rest
🟢4. Use the steel sharp tip and break the back window that has kick out glass on it. (I did not know this)
🔵The car by engineering and design is intended to float in the water and the rear window will always be facing the exit.
🟣 could save your life.

19/02/2024

Today is my birthday, I just want a wish 🥹🥹🥹