HeisEse ll

21/09/2022

Men will always be men

29/08/2022

At a wedding, the MC announced that the food will be served in alphabetical order, abeg wetin be that your name again.😂😂At a wedding, the MC announced that the food will be served in alphabetical order, abeg wetin be that your name again.😂😂

29/08/2022

Today😕😕 I ran into a church carrying a brand new knife🔪and asked, "Who is a christian here?" The whole Church went as silent as a
grave yard.

I asked again, "How can a full Church have no christian?". No one replied.

Then I grabbed the nearby young man and went out with him and told him, "Come and help me kill my chicken for Easter because I don't know how to do it".

After the young man had killed the Chicken,🐓 he told me that he didn't know how to skin it 😳and that I should go back to the Church and get someone else to help me .

I returned to the church with the knife again dripping with blood . When the Pastor saw me in the church with blood dripping from my knife,🔪 he immediately shouted, "My Brothers in islam, Sollu Ala nabbiy kareem"😳😂🙈🙈

The whole church responded "Sala llahu alayhi
wasalam.!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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18/08/2022

He : Baby are you ready?

She : yes I'm ready love we have been waiting for this for two years..

He : yes we have baby

She : Promise me you won't leave me after taking my vīrgīñity

He : I promise my baby

She : Okay love so we are going to use cøndøm?

He : Baby I trust you and you trust me.So I don't see a reason for us to use a cøndøm.

She : Yes love I trust you.

He : Are you sure you are ready baby?

She : Yes love

20 minutes later (After Knäcking)

He : Wow that was great baby

She : yes love it was great but I'm in pain now

He : Sorry baby you have to be in pain because it was your first time

She : Okay love hope second time it won't be painful

He : Nah baby second time it won't be painful.

(𝐅𝐞𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫)

She : Love I'm pregnant

He : You what?

She : (crying) I'm pregnant

(The boy didn't say anything for a few minutes then he got up and went to his room and got back after 15 minutes)

He : (On his knees) I have been waiting for this day for three years.So will you make me the happiest man in this world? Will you please marry me?

She : (Crying) yes I will marry you

He : Wow thank you baby I love you so much

She : I love you too my future husband.

𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫

The girl give birth to a beautiful baby girl.

*A year later they got married*.....

All of you thought he was going to break her heart?😂
With ur foreheads like hospital bucket

18/08/2022

18/08/2022

Hahahah I Pledge to Nigeria My Country,
to be OBIdient, loyal and Yusuful,
To vote-out ATIKU, KWANKWASO, and TINUBU, with my PVC,
To be Gentle and Loyal on Election Day,
To Vote PETER OBI with All My Strength, To say NO to Vote buying and protect my vote, And Uphold No Violence & Trouble, So Help Me God. Amen....

We move for a better Nigeria.

Let's go there ✌🤝💪

13/08/2022

Good morning all
May all your secret prayers be answered in Jesus name.
Amen