Scroll News

Scroll News Nosy for something...Scroll up and Unroll

You might want to get closer to know
more.

A Tiv Man walks into a BarA Tiv man called Hashim, who just moved to Lagos from Benue, walks into a bar and orders four ...
22/02/2024

A Tiv Man walks into a Bar

A Tiv man called Hashim, who just moved to Lagos from Benue, walks into a bar and orders four glasses of Whiskey.

He sits at his table, drinking a sip from of each glass one after the other.

When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders four more.

The bartender approaches and tells Hashim:

"You know, a glass of whiskey is less chill and poignant after I pour it.

It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

Hashim replies:

"Well, you see, I have three brothers.

One is in Imo State, one is in Calabar and the other is in Kaduna.

When we all left our home in Benue, we promised that we will drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.

So I'm drinking one glass for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves the matter there.

Hashim becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.

He orders four glasses and drinks by sipping them each in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders three glasses.

All the regulars in the bar take notice of this and the entire bar falls silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says:

"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but we all wanted to offer our condolences on your loss."

Hashim looked very surprised for a moment, then realizes what the bartender meant and he laughs and says:

"Oh, no, everybody is doing fine," and he explains:

"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

“It hasn't affected my three brothers though" 😁😁😁

Copied.

NIGERIA Vs CÔTE D'IVOIRE : READY OR WEARY?Read these facts and figures about AFCON...Five of the last six host nations t...
11/02/2024

NIGERIA Vs CÔTE D'IVOIRE : READY OR WEARY?

Read these facts and figures about AFCON...

Five of the last six host nations to reach the final have won the tournament, apart from Nigeria in 2000 (drew 2-2 with Cameroon, lost 4-3 on penalties).

Côte d'Ivoire are the first host nation to reach the CAF Africa Cup of Nations final since Egypt in 2006, who won the trophy that year on penalties against Côte d'Ivoire after a 0-0 draw.

Nigeria and Côte d'Ivoire are meeting for the eighth time at the Africa Cup of Nations (3 wins for Nigeria, 2 for Côte d'Ivoire, and 2 draws).

Nigeria’s Victor Osimhen has had 24 shots at the 2023 CAF Africa Cup of Nations, although he’s only managed one goal so far (4% conversion rate).

All six of Côte d'Ivoire’s goals at AFCON 2023 have been scored by different players (Fofana, Krasso, Kessié, Adingra, Diakité and Haller), they last had more goal scorers in a single edition in 2008 (8).

Five of the last six host nations to reach the final have won the tournament, the exception being Nigeria in 2000 (drew 2-2 with Cameroon, lost 4-3 on penalties).

William Troost-Ekong has scored from four of his five shots on target at the CAF Africa Cup of Nations overall for Nigeria, converting two penalties at this year's tournament.

Côte d'Ivoire’s Evan Ndicka has completed 367 passes at this year’s CAF Africa Cup of Nations – since 2010, that is a record by a player at a single tournament. In an AFCON final in that time, the most passes completed by a player is 81 by Senegal’s Kalidou Koulibaly in 2021 vs Egypt.

Ola Aina has created seven chances for Nigerian teammate Victor Osimhen at this year’s CAF Africa Cup of Nations – it’s the most by one teammate to another at an AFCON tournament since 2013, when Charles Kaboré created nine chances for Aristide Bancé for Burkina Faso.

All four of Côte d'Ivoire’s previous CAF Africa Cup of Nations finals have ended goalless and gone to penalties – they won two of those shootouts (1992 and 2015, both vs Ghana) and lost two (2006 vs Egypt and 2012 vs Zambia).

On February 3, 2013 (11 years ago), Nigeria defeated Côte d'Ivoire 2:1 in the Orange AFCON knockout stage, where they went ahead to beat Burkina Faso 1:0 in the final to clinch the trophy.

With these facts and figures, should Nigerians still feel ready or be weary?

Nothing unites Nigerians like football, not even elections.Drop a like for the Super Eagles of Nigeria!
08/02/2024

Nothing unites Nigerians like football, not even elections.

Drop a like for the Super Eagles of Nigeria!

AFCON 2023: Nigeria 🇳🇬 Versus South 🇿🇦One of the most intriguing matches I have seen in my life, thanks and no thanks to...
07/02/2024

AFCON 2023: Nigeria 🇳🇬 Versus South 🇿🇦

One of the most intriguing matches I have seen in my life, thanks and no thanks to VAR.

4:2 win for Nigeria it ended, after a penalty shoot out sequel to a dramatic 1:1 draw in 120 minutes played.

Crisscrossing from soul-lifting to spirit-dampening moments, then sn*******ng to more eye-popping moments, yet, our Super Eagles remained undaunted, dogged, and even more willing to soar higher.

The penalties, back and forth, were true tests of class, calibre and composure for both teams.

Thank you Stanley Nwabali, Nigerians can now rest assured we have a goalie in you to fill up the visible vacuum left by our favorite Vincent Enyeama.

Alas, we ended up (b)eating Banana Banana, even when they didn't get to ripen on time.

Maybe Davido should invite Tyla over to watch the finals together in Côte D'ivoire
(Grammys).

Congratulations, Nigerians all over the world. Classic footballing it was tonight.

Can you leave your babe for another because of mere cooking?The heart wants what it wants shah ohRead this 👇
05/02/2024

Can you leave your babe for another because of mere cooking?

The heart wants what it wants shah oh

Read this 👇

N200,000 Minimum Wage no longer tenable -  TUC The Trade Union Congress said on Tuesday that the N200,000 minimum wage i...
01/02/2024

N200,000 Minimum Wage no longer tenable - TUC

The Trade Union Congress said on Tuesday that the N200,000 minimum wage it earlier proposed to the Federal Government was no longer realistic, considering the country’s current economic situation.

The congress, which spoke through its National Deputy President, Tommy Etim Okon, was reacting to Tuesday’s inauguration of the Minimum Wage Committee by Vice President Kashim Shettima.

He said, “You are aware that when we opted for the N200,000, the socio-economic challenges were not as biting as they are now. And when you now look at the exchange rate, it was not what it is now. The naira rate not been devalued as it is now. So, N200,000 is no longer tenable.”

“We are not going there with a fixed amount, but definitely not N200,000. By the time we get there, we will decide based on the socio-economic situation. That’s what we are going to base our national minimum wage discussion and negotiation on.”

“If I'm to rewind the clock, I will build a shopping mall, rent all the shops and make money and on Sunday we use it for...
31/01/2024

“If I'm to rewind the clock, I will build a shopping mall, rent all the shops and make money and on Sunday we use it for 5 hours. God doesn't dwell in the Church, those spending money to build Church are not informed.” -Pastor Abel Damina

Marriage is not scriptural, it's cultural... White wedding is the traditional marriage of the white people, doing it aft...
28/01/2024

Marriage is not scriptural, it's cultural...

White wedding is the traditional marriage of the white people, doing it after your own traditional marriage is a waste of money — Pastor Abel Damina tells Church members

UPDATE: Okay guys, after what Moses Bliss and Kunle Remi did here online, it's wise for you to chat up that babe who was...
21/01/2024

UPDATE: Okay guys, after what Moses Bliss and Kunle Remi did here online, it's wise for you to chat up that babe who wasn't responding to your chats before now.

Chat them up again, and create your own beautiful story, forget about if her gas had finished or not, if she's had dinner or not.

Billings no go ever end, forget all these online rouse, she's now willing to "gree for somebody."

I have dropped my N20 update.😶😑😐





Scrollnews

Things women do for love 🤭Making Semo for her husband while still receiving drip. Submission, love or naive?
20/01/2024

Things women do for love 🤭

Making Semo for her husband while still receiving drip.

Submission, love or naive?

"Moreover, when you fast, do not be like the hypocrites, with a sad countenance. For they disfigure their faces that the...
15/01/2024

"Moreover, when you fast, do not be like the hypocrites, with a sad countenance. For they disfigure their faces that they may appear to men to be fasting. Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward."

As written in Matthew 6:16 (NKJV)

Have a fruitful Monday, and a blessed week ahead.

Some of us aren't too busy to be Bae !
23/12/2023

Some of us aren't too busy to be Bae !


Heard they unplugged Christmas in Uyo, so I stopped by to charge my new year.Back from my Sanctum of Solus!Who missed me...
22/12/2023

Heard they unplugged Christmas in Uyo, so I stopped by to charge my new year.

Back from my Sanctum of Solus!

Who missed me on Meta Street?

To those you who cared to ask, here's how I am faring in a country with "Renewed Hope."




Fake relationships everywhere!This end of the year seems like a period divinely ordained to uncover fake things in Niger...
22/12/2023

Fake relationships everywhere!

This end of the year seems like a period divinely ordained to uncover fake things in Nigeria.

22/11/2023

Mr. David Akpan aka ‘Injection', a former Music Director of Akwa United Supporters Club still crying out for help to save him from throat cancer.

Hear him out and kindly share the video.
🙌😰🤲

“Loved by God”, Hilda Baci wrote on her page.Me: With these stunning pictures, you will definitely be more loved by men....
15/11/2023

“Loved by God”, Hilda Baci wrote on her page.

Me: With these stunning pictures, you will definitely be more loved by men. After all, who wouldn't love a sexy looking virgin wey sabi cook?!

Abi no be so ?

Man like El Maurice ✌️Congratulations alone isn't enough. This is me wishing you unhinged, sporadic, and unlimited flow ...
14/11/2023

Man like El Maurice ✌️

Congratulations alone isn't enough. This is me wishing you unhinged, sporadic, and unlimited flow of God blessings to make and keep a happy home.

Congratulations, brother. Man wey sabi.

Dear Mhiz Nali, I'm deeply pleased to watch my lil cousin grow everyday into an adorable young woman.On this your birth ...
06/11/2023

Dear Mhiz Nali,

I'm deeply pleased to watch my lil cousin grow everyday into an adorable young woman.

On this your birth anniversary, I wish you sound health, long life, humility, success, and unwavering focus to keep making us proud.

Happy birthday, Adiaha Mummy.
Shine on!!

Dear Mr. Aniekan James Ekah  ,You have been an amazing guy, a great thinker, and a great inspiration to many people arou...
08/08/2023

Dear Mr. Aniekan James Ekah ,

You have been an amazing guy, a great thinker, and a great inspiration to many people around you.

May God grant all your heart desires, and sprinkle more grey hairs of wisdom upon you for a fulfilled life.

Have a blessed birthday, sir.


Behold, the Spirit Husband...One guy who has seen too much shege from Kelechi already and still calls her "Kay", abi no ...
08/08/2023

Behold, the Spirit Husband...

One guy who has seen too much shege from Kelechi already and still calls her "Kay", abi no be juju be that?!

If you read through the guy's stories
(MEETING SISTER MARY 1-4), you will agree with me that dude has a good heart, or maybe he was just naive about ladies and heart matters.

I learnt he is the only son of his father, one who spent a greater part of childhood preaching the gospel, because only a divine touch can prompt such level of niceties, but, why is he bearing Spirit Husband online now?🤔

Why would a lady have such an understanding guy in her life, and still think about exploiting the guy, taking undue advantages to milk him dry even when he responds to and meets most of her needs if not all?

Story is enough to shake the foundation of faith of those currently doing relationship.

The tori long shah oh 😊

Stay informed 🦻Grab a copy from the newsstand
01/08/2023

Stay informed 🦻

Grab a copy from the newsstand


21/06/2023

Suggest a song to help cope with loneliness ke adibop ndion k'isoñ iduñ😤

WORLD MUSIC DAY 2023: 12 Facts about Music 1. NOBODY  HATES  MUSIC : Although some people might feel unconnected to a pa...
21/06/2023

WORLD MUSIC DAY 2023: 12 Facts about Music

1. NOBODY HATES MUSIC : Although some people might feel unconnected to a particular kind of song, everyone surely have songs, or a genres of music in which they truly appreciate, prefer and tend to consciously or unconsciously sing or hum to which can eventually lift or reflect on their mood at a given time.

2. MUSICIANS TEND TO DIE YOUNG: According to a study carried out by a University of Sydney professor, Dianna Theadora Kenny titled: “Stairway to hell: life and death in the pop music industry”, the study in 2014, posited that musicians live shorter than the general population. The study Identified causes of death to include; addictiveness, su***de, homicide, accidental deaths, and failing vital body organs.

In Nigeria, if you take a glimpse at Musicians who died below 50 years, you would get names like DaGrin (25), Goldie (31), Mc Logh (38).Kefee (34), Sound Sultan(44), OJB Jezreel (49), et cetera, Still fresh on our minds is the fair-skinned South Africa rapper Kiernan Forbes popularly known as AKA, who was gunned down on February 10, 2023 at 35 years of age.

3. MUSIC PROMOTES PLANTS GROWTH: A study conducted by Korean scientist from National Institute of Agricultural Biotechnology found out that plants grow better when music is played. E.g Beethoven's "Moonlight sonata" and other classical music were played in a rice field and the rice showed significant growth than those grown without music confirming that plants have genes which enables them hear.

4. STUCK -ON SYNDROME: Frequently heard or listened songs can get stuck to your head making you develop likeness for it easily. A song that gets stuck to your head is called Earworm or Brainworm and that act is known as “stuck on syndrome.”

5. KARAOKE: The word Karaoke means empty orchestra, originated from Japanese word 'Karappo' which means empty and 'Okesutura', a Japanese form of orchestra forming the word 'Kara-oke,' oh yes, the popular Karaoke you know!

6. GRAMMY : Grammy Award, also known as Gramophone Award was started in 1958 in Los Angeles, USA. Each of the gramophone trophies given to artistes who wins a Grammy takes 15 hours to make, according to The New York Times. The 5-pound awards are made of a special metal called “grammium.”

Aside from Wizkid, Tems, and Burna Boy, 7 other Nigerians have won the Grammy before.

7. LOUD MUSIC & DRINK: Loud music can cause one to drink more : A French study in 2008 found that with loud music in the bar setting, people tend to do more drinking in less time, or maybe drinkers love loud music.

8. MOOD ENHANCEMENT: Singing in group can boost mood, when singing in a group, the body releases feel-good hormones like Oxytocin and reduces stress-causing ones like Cortisol causing one to feel happiness, Choral groups best recommended.

9. COWS LOVE MUSIC: Cows tend to produce more milk when listening to slow songs; In 2001, a study by two psychologists at the University of Leicester in the United Kingdom suggested that cow that listened to slow, soothing songs produced more milk than those that listened to rap songs and techno music.

10. FAKING IT: Many musicians tend to believe in the phrase "Fake it till you make it" , from having fake Twitter followers, to posting. Online pictures multi millions worth of mansions, cars and other items, those are mostly done to boost their worth.

Next time you see a musician with millions of followers on Twitter, don’t assume they’re all loyal fans. Many musicians have high rates of fake Twitter followers, Twitter Audit shows only 42% of the followers on Justin Bieber’s Twitter account are real and around 62% of Rihanna’s followers are fake.

11. LARGEST POP GROUP: AKB 48 is the largest pop group in the world, they started with 48 members in Japan but currently has 130 members.

12. MUSIC FORFENDS EVIL: Certain songs can ward off evil people away; according to reports, British Naval officers play Britney Spears songs to scare away Somali pirates off Africa's eastern coast. Her songs "Oops I Did It Again", and "Baby One More Time", are the songs that are used. The rationale of playing these songs is because, supposedly, Somali pirates have a strong dislike for western culture and music, which make Britney Spears' songs a perfect fit to make the bandits move on as quickly as possible.

This year's theme for World Music Day or Fête de la Musique is "Music on the Intersections", highlighting the unifying powers of music on individuals and communities.

World Music Day originated in France in 1958.

What kind of Music do you like?

©️ Imó Etim



THIS IS EFFIONG BASSEY, HILDA BACI'S FATHER...By Ubong NelsonThis morning, while doing my rounds on the social media, I ...
20/05/2023

THIS IS EFFIONG BASSEY, HILDA BACI'S FATHER...

By Ubong Nelson

This morning, while doing my rounds on the social media, I happened on a viral Press Conference featuring Chef Hilda Baci and her mother, Linda.

Now, Linda is a talker. She seized the opportunity with both hands and regaled the world audience with tales. Her idea of seizing the moment.

As Linda hugged the microphone, something in me snapped. My spirit told me I've heard enough. Ms. Linda boasted that she had laid a success path for the children to follow. So, she named the children, Gilbert and Hilda after rich and successful people in the neighborhood and it's playing out in reality.

I couldn't stand her boastfulness and kept asking myself where the father was, why he's not been accorded any input. In my usual way, I poured my feelings on my Facebook Wall.

As I asked the question, who the father of Hilda Baci is, responses weren't too kind on the father. Benjamin Roberts sent a material from Facebook and trust me, I didn't look at the man in the photo who said he's Hilda Baci's father.

Fast forward to this afternoon, my brother Iyanga G Utuk who saw my post, called and promised to link me up with the said father, who I understand sells cement on Obio Imo Street. When he mentioned cement and the location, my brain told me, that can only be EFFIBABA, my friend of over 43 years.

Dang, I put a call to EFFIBABA. " Are you Hilda's father?" The answer, "Yes bro". I wanted to know his whereabouts and he promised to meet me in my office. After 5pm, he drove in. We have just parted company and I want to correct some impressions.

Hilda Baci is from Ntre Oton, Nsit Ubium LGA, Akwa Ibom State. Her siblings are Gilbert, a graduate of Madonna University, who studied Electrical/Electronics engineering. He's 30 years old. Hilda has a younger sister, and another brother, who's born, October, 2010.

At 21/2 years, Hilda Baci was already reciting the Bible brilliantly at the Mt. Zion Church in Calabar.

When Ms.Linda boasted of sending the children to elite schools in Nigeria, she forgot to give credit to the father, EFFIONG BASSEY, who told me he went as far as buying money from loan sharks to keep the children in the schools that the mother chose for them.

If the internet jury were to be able to ask questions, the question to Ms. Linda would have been, how she, selling mamaput, miraculously paid 600k school fees for a child. Or is there something she didn't disclose.

Finally, if any of the children, or Ms. Linda contest my contribution, there are free to state it the way it is. But trust me, I spent four hours with Hilda Baci's father, Effiong Bassey Edem, and there's enough to say about the mission to the Defense House, Abuja and other stories.

12/04/2023

Address

Uyo Itam

Telephone

+2348160555554

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Scroll News posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Contact The Business

Send a message to Scroll News:

Videos

Share


Other Media/News Companies in Uyo Itam

Show All