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Horla oluwa plenty, No 8 secretary Street obasanjo bustop ojuore ota, Sango Otta (2024)

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No 8 Secretary Street Obasanjo Bustop Ojuore Ota

12/06/2024

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09/06/2024

A housemaid (H) asked her madam (M) to increase her salary.
The madam ask her to give 3 reasons why she need her salary to be increased.
H: “I can cook better than you.”
M: “Who told you that?”
H: “Your husband told me.”
M: “Okay, second reason....!”
H: “I can iron better than you.”
M: “Who told you that?”
H: “Your husband told me.”
M: “Okay, last reason.”
H: “I am also better than you in bed”
(Madam got furious, grāb a stīck to smāsh her head)
M: “Did my husband say that?”
H: “No! The driver told me I'm better than you in bed.”
M: “Shhhh! Lower your voice please! I will double increase your salary.”

05/06/2024

Hey Guys I can't stop laughing since I read this Four jokes 🤣😂 so I decided to share with you

1)
Family sell land gather money send Emmanuel go Canada. Emmanuel come back the next week say cold too much for there🤧

2)
A fulani man took his radio for repairs, When the radio was opened, a rat jumped out and the fulani man ran away. The fulani man shouted " ku tanimata mai bada labaru zai gudu" ( help! help! help! The newscaster is escāping ).😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3)
No be small, phone lost for inside police station, they call the phone e ring for inside D.P.O pocket, na the matter we dey settle since morning.😹😸

4)
Dancing with a fat girl is like dragging bag of rice from one place to another
So stressful...
🙄🙄🙄😀😃

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05/06/2024

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03/06/2024

Breaking News, Guys! 🚨🤯

Our Pastor's son, wey dey follow em daddy do "God's work" 🙏, don do something wey pass "God's power" o! 🤯 He give his girlfriend, wey be "birthday girl" today 🎂, the key to the whole church 🏛️ and all the documents wey dey inside 📝! I mean, what kind of "love gift" be dat? 🤔

I dey imagine the kind thing wey dey her mind: "Baba God, I give you my heart, and you give me the key to the kingdom... of the church" 😂🤣! And em, he dey think say he dey show her "heaven on earth" 🌎, but em no know say em dey lead her go "hell" instead 🔥!

I no know wetin dey make am do dat kain thing, but I know say "love" dey make people do crazy tings 🤪! Maybe em dey try to "save" her soul, but em end up "losing" em own 🤣!

Anyway, make we dey keep am for our "prayer points" 🙏, make God help am, and make him no "sell" the church to em babe for "peanuts" 🥜!

🤣🙏🏽🤪

02/06/2024

Happy first Sunday
And happy weekend to everyone
Of my favorite followers 🙏✅😎

01/06/2024

After paying 2 years rent for an apartment I just got. I moved in and discovered my landlady is my ex girlfriend.

We dated for two years before we had a breakup. And her husband is abroad.

I have no problem with she being my landlady.

My problem is. She spends over 5 hours of her time in my apartment everyday.

Her kids now prefer watching their zee-world program in my own apartment as a result of their mums frequent stay in my apartment.

She washes my dishes and does my laundry most time .

I hardly cook because she brings me food morning, afternoon and night.

she frowns at every female visitor that comes around me.

The worst is she still calls me babe.

The closeness is just too much for my liking and I don't know how to end it.

Each time I try to stop her from doing all that she would turn Sober and I would just let it go.

Pls I need your advise
I haven't been here up to 3 months and I already paid for 2 years .

Your advice is needed pls in the comments section.

01/06/2024

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31/05/2024

👨MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM👨

👨I entered a shop🏠 and bought a pack with 3 condoms😏, looked at them curiously🤔 for a while wondering how on earth I could use them👌. The Lady 👩at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely, ''Have you ever used a condom🤷?

Do you know how to put it on🤔?'' I blushed and said,"No💁!" The lady👩 took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb👍 as an example. "This is how you wear it. You have to make sure its tight!'' I was even more puzzled😏 by this. I was just an innnocent young man👨. She 👩noticed how shy and confused I was. "You must be a👉 virgin," she said teasingly. "Have you ever had sex👉👌?"... She asked.. l said, ''No!" Then she looked👀 around the shop; there was no one but just the two of us🙆. She called me behind the counter, opened the door leading to the back rooms and invited me in. She quickly locked the door,told me to hurry up... "We don't have time🕠!" She said. She pulled her short skirt👗 up, her panty down👙,opened her
legs and layed her back on a table. Then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had told me. Brethrens and sisters i wore the condom on my thumb 👍 as she told me, and she pulled me close, Hmm I have come to realize that any post concerning God , you always skip that is why I brought this cooked story 😱 pls just use few seconds to type God ”thank you for my good health and protection”.

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30/05/2024

Kidnappers Den

Episode 2

Do you know why I desire to help you? He looked at me and inquired.

No, sir, I replied fearfully.

I had wanted to tell him that we met somewhere,

But I remained silent.

I would tell you why, But not now,
He said while loosing the shackles on my legs.
Run to that building and wait for me, But Make sure you're strong for the task ahead. He advised.

I nodded, while looking frightened.

And don't be concerned by any commotion you hear over there,he pointed on the building while stepping inside to lock blackJ in.

Ok sir, ok sir, I replied and ran to the building.

When I arrived at the dilapidated structure, it was quite dark and smelled.

I mustered up the confidence to enter the building despite my fear that there might be snakes or other potentially dangerous objects.

Right away,

As I entered the building and squatted awaited for Zack, i could hear footfall on the floor, And I could hear people talking inside the room,

who is speaking, I muttered a question and moved slightly in that direction to spy.

The sound gets quieter the closer I went,

But the sound persisted loudly when I left again.

As I stood there, being confused and petrified,

I had a sudden sensation that someone was standing in front of me.

I could feel how intense it was that i therefore wanted to scream loudly while calling zack, police or probably calling my parents if they could be of help,

But I rapidly realized that I was in a dense forest, and that screaming would do nothing good to me so I quickly remained silent while awaited for Zack.
While still waiting, I believe it was a lizard or snake that suddenly down from the ceiling and raced in my direction.
Oh God, i was so petrified that I went to look for the exit door but the room was so dark that I couldn't even see how I got in.
As i was still contemplating on how to ran away,,
Mary , someone called
I didn't answered,
As I was examining if truly is Zack,

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29/05/2024

😄😄😄😄😂😂
1..Once you start making me
Happy More than de person
Am dating
I will ẞl0ck you, I hate Temptation😟😟😰😩
2)How to know the last price of anything in Nigeria.. if you waka dey go and they don't call you back, my friend turn back.. that's the last price*
3) You're fixing 4k nails on that finger that scored 57 in Jamb.😁😂😂
You deserve amputati∅π.
4) Dear parents please stop borrowing Our phones you are making us delete very important videos.😁😂😂
5)Aba people are becoming lazy o..*
*Corona polo never come out*😁😁😂
6) Court or Church Wedding Won't Stop him from Çhêåting. Take Him to Sango Shrine, Let him Drink Dog ẞl00d & Swear with Gūπ.😁😁😁
7)I will never watch football with my Mom again*
*Which one is Ronaldo I command you to score in Jesus name*😁😁😂
8)!!! A general warning !!!
If you see a married man online at 2am, don’t text him, it’s a trap. Usually it is the wife on patrol at that time.*
Make your checks and thank me later.🤨😁😂😂
9...Be claiming big boy Ordinary go and cover the soup, four kpomos Don loss *😅😅
10) IF you've not Çürsed
NEPA before
U're not a NIGERIAN🤨😂😂
11)You see those guys that give ladies engagement ring for 4😂😂 years,they are the real spiritual husband *🤷🏿‍♂️😹😹
12) You are claiming you know English abi??
OK, what is the correct English for😂😂😂
“Nawa for you o”😂😂🤨😅😅
13)If u know more than 5 Stingy people..that simply means that u are a begger *😂😂
14) She had $€× with u just to collect ur glory, only for her to discover later that u dnt even av glory...
Ofo ba di meji😂😂
15)If he breaks your Heart, Don't come online to disturb us with quotes...When you were eating Pizza, ColdStone,Isi ewu,nkwobi,fresh fish, and rocking in the front seat of his Car to hotel wey dey fully airconditioned, WHO YOU CALL?*😂😂😂
16)You begged me for airtime, I gave you, then you post your picture online with a glass of wine saying "That's how star do, too much money"*
*Do you know you can run måd
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29/05/2024

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28/05/2024

Have you read this my story?

If not, read it now, it's really interesting...

Title:: kidnappers Den

Episode 1

My name is mary udoka.

I'm from a distant region where trees feels like touches the sky, and where winter always falls like rain.

I probably didn't know that there's another side of the world,

Until I was taken hostage on May 5th and have been held captive in the kidnappers' lair.

And during these days, I was severely tortured by my abductors.

I never believe I was going to survive Due to the excruciating pain and suffering.

Shakky the commander had ordered me to Be k!lled on Thursday if my parents are not bringing money for my freedom.

Since then, I've known that my days were numbered because my parents didn't have such money.

I prayed briefly on Wednesday night, asking God to take my soul and comfort my parents when I'm gone.

Although it's difficult to live knowing that you'll pass away the next day,

And it appears that I'm favored because everyone who came to meet me was de$d while I was still alive.

Not till after midnight did I overhear someone uttered a word,

You must be free to night, even if they kill me I don't care, the voice spoke while inhaling ci******es,

When I turned to see who was speaking, It was Zack one of the abductors.

Eeeh, Zack? I asked inaudibly.

Though I've been observing him all this while.

I remember meeting him before, but I can't exactly recall where.

Additionally, when everyone is mistreating me, Zack would be enrage to no end but feigned to be okay.

And I suppose if he hadn't been there, they might have k!lled me.

Oh please God let it be so,I prayed silently.

I watched him throw away the cigarette butt after making the statement,
He stood and fastened his belt.
Scanned the entire area while nodded his head,
blackjack, he called his second to know his where about.
However, there was no response.
I assume he dozed off.
Zack entered their Mimi home to make sure Blackjack to be continue

27/05/2024

Abegg leave the road ileya don come ...... 😲😲

27/05/2024

Don't think because ur indomie quick done and you are making jes of who is cocking beans it's just a matter of time

Shot words for a wise

26/05/2024

Rated 18+
Title:-
MY BEST FRIEND AND I
( A story like confession )
Chapter 1
Hope you are enjoyed it?
You mean the food? It was delicious 🤤 , I enjoyed it. Thanks alot for the meal, I'll take my leave now bro I told my friend.
Annabelle is a very pretty lady , her curly hair dangling behind her. Her smiles can melt a strong heart. She is a tall and very curvy lady. She can be said to be a complete woman. She is a good cook and also hardworking.
My name is Andrew , I am 32 years old and my best friend's name is Fredrick. We are of the same age. We met about 8 years ago when we were still struggling to make ends meet..
We struggled to the top together, now we both are comfortable with what we do. We trust each other to the extent of leaving our drinks for each other and coming back to finish it...
Fredrick got lucky enough to end up with such an epitome of beauty, but it didn't stop him from looking out..
I was the one that saw Annabelle first, I fell in love with her at first sight.. But it was Fredrick who made the first move on her and they ended up married.
Ever since, I've always admired and wanted to have her, but I controlled myself till I couldn't anymore.
On a Sunday evening, I came over to my friends place.
Good evening Andrew , Annabelle greeted . Your friend is not around, he went for a meeting she said.
I was already lost looking at her b**bs .She wasn't putting on a bra , I couldn't just stop myself from admiring 🤤.
I pulled myself together and called my friend, telling him that I forgot that he had a meeting to attend
( I lied) . He said that there was no problem, he will be back in an hour or so . I should feel at home...
She turned and went towards the fridge to get me something to drink. Oh I couldn't stop starring at her a** . She was putting on a bum short.
Something in me pushed me to stand up, I stood up and went towards her without hesitation.. I hug her from behind.
To be continued
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24/05/2024

Such is life............

23/05/2024

An SS3 student decided to propose to his attractive English teacher. During a class assignment, he slipped a love letter in the page of his assignment exercise book. He had already informed his friends of the act. Everyone was waiting for the reaction of their teacher. At home, while working on the students' assignments, she saw the letter which she also read. The next day, at school, she shared the exercises to the students. The boy got 17/20. But she didn't give him his copy. She simply ordered him to follow her to the teachers' room. All his friends concluded that it was over for him because the disciplinary council would be waiting for him. The most surprising thing was that when they arrived at the teachers' room, the teacher...
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22/05/2024

Story Description:-
Landlord impregnated tenant’s daughter, tenant impregnated Landlord’s wife! Na de matter we dey try settle. Use enough emojis

Here is the real story below:-
👇👇👇👇👇👇

Me: Oh boy, where do I even start? 🤯

So, my landlord, Mr. Jenkins, has been causing some serious drama in our compound 🏠. He went and impregnated my friend's daughter, Sophia 🤰! I mean, she's a grown woman, but still, it's just... ew 🤮!
But wait, it gets even juicier 🍊! My friend, Sophia's dad, Mr. Thompson, has been seeking revenge 🤬. And how did he do that, you ask? He went and impregnated Mr. Jenkins' wife, Mrs. Jenkins 🤯! I mean, I've heard of "an eye for an eye," but this is on a whole other level 😂!
Na de matter we dey try settle indeed! The whole compound is in chaos 🌪️! Mr. Jenkins is denying everything, while Mr. Thompson is parading around like a proud peacock 🦦‍♂️. Meanwhile, Sophia and Mrs. Jenkins are just trying to figure out how to raise their babies in peace 🤱‍♀️.
It's a whole mess, and I'm just here for the popcorn 🍿! Who knew our compound would turn into a Nollywood drama 🎥? Stay tuned, folks, it's about to get even more interesting 🤩!

How far? 🤣
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21/05/2024

Wāhâlå Danfo

My people , before you enter bus for this Lagos, make sure you agree with the conductor on the price and if you no get change , let am know say you no get change o coz wetin my eye see today , e be me like fiim .

Inside bus wey I dey today , as we reach bus stop , one woman come down and e get one guy wey rushingly enter meanwhile our driver dey shout say na 300 o but as the guy enter, na when him talk say him get 200 .

As at that moment , our driver don move already and the guy tell conductor to tell driver make him stop bus , conductor tell the guy say him no fit stop the bus o coz of him and him must pay the 300 coz everybody hear him as him dey shout say na 300 Naira .
The guy want follow the conductor argue say him no hear when conductor dey shout say na 300 , everybody inside bus tellam say conductor was shouting 300. Now instead of begging conductor , this guy want push conductor comot make him come down while the bus is moving , conductor no gree for him, conductor pusham back inside the bus and tellam say him no dey come down and him must pay the 300 .

True true na only 200 the guy been hold but pride no let am beg conductor ,instead him want use force come down while bus in moving , conductor vex givam one blow for face and e come be like NEPA take light for his eyes ,the guy just siddan jejely untill we reach last bus stop .
Last last, conductor still collect the 200 naira from him shaa . Low key , I no want make e end coz I love vawulence inside bus .
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20/05/2024

An 18yrs old boy stole a phone from a neighbor that was valued at #50,000 the boy was arrested by the police & his poor parents were asked to pay #250,000 to free him, the parents struggled & managed to raise the money for the police so as to bail out the boy, as they were driving home, the parents pleaded their son, "never should you repeat this kind of nonsense young man, don't you see how much your bad behaviour has cost us.

The boy replied Daddy don't worry your #250,000 is here with me I stole it from the drawer when I was being released"🙆🙆

Now the question is if you were the parents
1) Will you return the boy to the police station?
2) Will you return the money to the cops?
3) Will you punish the boy?

HONEST RESPONSES PLEASE 🤔

19/05/2024

My boyfriend sent me a voice note and said that my v@ginal smells bad!
How could I woke up to such message early Valentine's day morning?

"Babe, I've been trying to tell you this, but your 'cherry' smells bad. The odor is very bad but it's the only reason why I don't enjoy our $ex. I couldn't tell you all these while cos I didn't even know how to say it to not sound offensive. I'm sorry love, there should be something we can do about it cos I can't take it anymore"

I began to feel heat under my arms, I was expecting a sweet valentine message from him but here it was...

I replied him "thank you" and he said I might find a solution to it, because we both had a meeting that night.

I didn't know what to do, I quickly washed my un**es,, ladies and gents, I washed and washed and rewashed.

When it was time for us to meet, I took a thorough bath and cleaned my cherry gazillion times!
I could not use soap because it's not healthy.
I checked for the sprays I had and spayed it on my cherry after shaving.

I wasn't satisfied with the scent, so I used my perfume which was made of alcohol.
I sprayed it in my cherry and this peppery feeling came!
I danced and danced and scratched my cherry! The peppery feeling became severe pain.
At a time I couldn't even touch it and couldn't shout aswell.

I took my hand fan and fanned my cherry for hours!
By the time I was a little bit okay, I checked my phone to see 18 missed calls from my boyfriend, and a message that was sent 4 minutes ago.
"The party is over. Do not bother to come"

I'm not crying!!!!!!!!
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18/05/2024

Title:-
Female New Tenant

I was at home one afternoon when I heard a knock

I went and peeped

It was an unfamiliar pretty face

The second she saw me peeping, she smiled and waved from outside, “Good afternoon sir.”

“Good afternoon” I replied back

“Sorry sir, please can I see you for a second?”

“See me, who are you please?” I asked suspiciously

“Sorry sir, my name is Toyosi sir, I’m about to pay for the apartment next door, and I just wanted to ask you a few questions about the flat.”

Oh, it made sense now. I usually do the same if I’m about to move into a new place. In-fact, the people that just moved out, I met them and also asked a lot of questions before I paid for my place too.

I smiled and came out

“Good afternoon sir, sorry to interrupt your fine afternoon.”

“It’s fine ma, so what do you want to know?”

“Okay, firstly, please, is there outstanding light bill because the caretaker already told me that there’s constant power supply and a lady selling outside confirmed.”

“Oh yes. Power supply is stable here and everyone has their own prepaid. Also, no outstanding bill because my flat and the flat you’re about to rent share the same prepaid.

“Oh, wonderful. You seem nice sir, thank you sir. Em, what about security?”

“Very tight, we have the estate security patrol all night and it’s a gated estate too.”

“Great. Em, one last thing sir…”

“Call me Kingdavid please.”

“Okay Kingdavid, emm, don’t be offended sir, em, you know how it is in some compounds, they say among every 12 there is a Judas.”

I laughed at the analogy because I knew where she was headed, she probably wanted to know if we have a troublesome tenant
“Yes sir, em, sorry, Kingdavid. Very important but I really need to know because the main reason why I’m leaving my former place is because of fights and quarrel. I can’t stand noisy and difficult people.
“I understand.” I replied with a smile
“So, don’t be offended sir, but is there a mad person living in this compound
To be continue

17/05/2024

THE ACT OF GREED

A Short Moral Story.
An old man saw two young boys arguing about something. He called both of them and asked what the matter was.
The first boy said,
"The gold is mine! We crawled on the ocean bottom and found gold in the rocks. I saw it first, so it's mine! It's mine!"
The second boy shot back,
"No, you didn't see it first, we saw it together! Therefore, we have equal ownership and rights over the gold! It's ours!"
A heated argument ensued again between the boys, during which the old man put an end to it. He asked the second boy,
"What do you want to happen?"
He responded humbly,
"I want us to do it the right way. Since we saw the gold together, we should sell it and share the money equally."
The old man then asked the first boy the same question, but he replied in a rather greedy manner,
"I saw the gold first! I want to offer him ten coins so then I will have the gold all to myself."
The old man thought for a moment, then agreed to what the first boy said. He asked him to offer the ten coins to the second boy and then have the gold to himself.
After exchanging the coins for the gold, the first boy walked away with so much excitement in his heart. He definitely knew he was going to sell the gold for over eighty coins.
He then took the gold to a goldsmith's shop and asked him how much he would buy it. However, the goldsmith stared at the gold for a long time, then shook his head and said dully,
"This is fake gold. It has no worth!"
The boy was both shocked and dismayed upon hearing that. He wept and was completely at a loss. He ran back to the old man and cried,
"It's fake gold! It's fake gold! I lost all my coins!"
The old man scoffed and said,
"Yes, I noticed it was fake gold, but I let you have it in exchange for your ten coins because I wanted to teach you a lesson! You should always care about others and should not be too greedy or you'll lose everything! That will serve as a lesson to you."
In a world driven by ambition,

17/05/2024

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16/05/2024

***
The first time I patronized a hookup girl was the last time I ever made such a move.

E reach my turn I go carry Queen mother.

So I had acquired this girl's number from an agent and called her almost immediately. We spoke on phone for a couple of minutes and after a short bargain, we finally agreed on a fee.

I sent her my hotel address and room number and she promised to come in an hour time.

I waited till almost eternity, daughter of eve never showed up.

I was set to call back the agent when her call suddenly came in. She apologized for the delay and told me she was close by.

The time was past 11PM when she finally arrived the hotel.

After another round of plea from her, I buriêď my grievance and went to the bathroom for a quick shower. When I was done, she too went in to freshen up.

Meanwhile I had already locked the door and swallowed the key.

While I was still waiting for her, at exactly 12midnight, I suddenly heard a harrowing cry from the bathroom. I jumped off the bed in fright and called out to her. There was no response.

I tiptoed to the bathroom and placed my ears by the door. I heard voices in low tones.

"Why did you let him live?" I heard a hoarse masculine voice.

"My Lord! I tried my best to lure him but, but." Another stuttering voice replied, it was hers

"You had a simple task!" The masculine voice yelled "But you failed to deliver!"

"My Lord!" Her trembling voice came up again "Please just a second chance! I promise to deliver! just this once!"

By this time I was already wearing my clothes in readiness to flee. I was also sweating profusely despite the presence of the chilling air-conditioner. I spoke in tongues for the very first time.

It was when I had reached the exit door that I realized I had fuc-ked up. I began to bang the door ceaselessly, calling on whosoever could hear me... Now I was crying.

I was still banging the door when the bathroom door swung open and she stepped out. She had a towel tied round her.......