Ella Kalu

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A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Nigeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ to U.S.A. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธHe agreed and carried them into his plane๐Ÿ™‚. Every pl...
02/01/2025

A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Nigeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ to U.S.A. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธHe agreed and carried them into his plane๐Ÿ™‚. Every place was noisy. Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said to him โ€œplease teach me how to fly the aeroplane? The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly it if you will tell your friends to stop making noise.๐Ÿ˜’

The mad man went in, after some minutes, everywhere was silent as if an angel entered the plane.๐Ÿ˜Œ After some minutes the mad man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now. The pilot became happy and asked what did you tell them that made them calm.The mad man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.

The pilot fain*ted

Credit: Amebo

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"SHE WAS JUST A FRIEND, BEFORE I KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING... JUST WEDDED!"

I fear men who act all nice and caring because, in the end, you may end up getting your early morning premium breakfast or dinner. It can come at any time, you know.

Sometimes, back in my University days, I was in love with this charming prince from Ikwerre, Rivers State. I was very naive to love and relationship matters, so I gave him my all, I would always be in his lodge to cook and clean for him as a loyal girlfriend you know.

Most times I see him with this particular girl, who he always walks about with on campus and he will give me that response of "They are just friends and reading partners. she was in the same department with him" if I ask him.

I paid less attention after all she didn't fit into what my man liked, she was thin, tall with that flat chest, while I had the curves and hips which is something he always told me he liked...
I was just his perfect kind of woman according to him.

All this happened for months until I saw him in a wedding car with the inscription "Just Wedded" on the back of the car and guess who the bride was... "just a friend!".

This incident left me heart broken and shattered for years. I have moved on ever since but I am very careful of the sons of Adams.

"Now when they say "I love you", I just ask them is it my heart or back?" ---INI EDO๐Ÿ˜…

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Abeg what is the difference between "Pikin and baby"?

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Check comment section ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ

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