21/04/2024
My story long, but I'll tell it 🥺.
In my final year in school then, things wasn't looking very Rossy with me then. Everywhere kpochiri a-kpochi. I was just hustling and supporting myself na school. After lectures I'll move to 'Douglas' market, buy eggs cook and start selling in the hotel. I sold groundnut and sugar, sachet water, full scap sheet, nna e remain small make I sell body parts join 🤣🤣.
So during exam period, there was this course mate of ours named Faustina ( she's not really our set, she was caught and made to drop one year, that was how she became our level mate).
She told me that I'll help her in one chemistry exam then, that was before exam, I saw that as avenue to at least gbachara small money to keep body and soul together.
She didn't mention it again, and I thought she was no longer interested that she wants to write the exam herself. Least I forget, that's a carry over course for her.
On the said day of the exam, I was sleeping in the hostel when my phone rang, I picked , only for our almighty Faustina to tell me that she's waiting for me that the exam is about to commence. Which exam 😳🤷. Unu parakwa tulee umu Chukwu.
I didn't have any option, I needed money, so I wore my cloth and stepped out. People of God , I read nothing, and to think that that course aburo that semester course, chemistry is not something you'd write without reading.
When I got to the department, I queried her as to why she didn't mention that she's still interested in me writing her exams for her, she apologized. Do this girl know na it's her future she's playing with.🤷
My friend was impersonating too, and she read for the exam, it was a relief for me😋. We planned that na since I was smart, I'll be copying from her.
The exam started, and the lecturer that owned the course, kept hammering that all impersonators should leave the hall, but nwanne'm I kwechirid✊.
I wrote down the girl's name and reg number, and started exam, normally, the questions were funny and strange to me, I didn't read 🤷, I hoped on Vivian 🤣.
Nwanne Kam copia number one, Mr Sokwaibe our lecturer shouted at me that na mu by expo, that he saw me bringing it out. Shildren of God, Which expo 🤷🙄, I swore to everything I know that I wasn't with any expo, this man refused. The female lecturer there took me downstairs, searched me from head to toe, and found nothing. She told the man that I was in innocent. Ifu'm ehh, I was visibly shaking 😔😥.
Mr. Sokwaibe picked exam script and saw that the registration number is that of the previous set, he said so that I'm a carry over and spill over student, still I don't want to be serious with my life. This man do mean gave me another seat near him.
People of Israel, I wrote nothing, what would I have written when I didn't read. I got information that our academic adviser Is coming up because he heard that there are lots of impersonators in the hall. This our academic advisor knows us by name. Like this said man knows my full name.
Brothers and sisters, that is how I write all I can remember, submitted and fepu ✈️ 🏃♀️ na exam hall before I get expelled for what I don't know.
Leaving the hall I saw our academic advisor, he asked how I was able to fail that course, I told him that it's a missing script, he felt sad, and wished me well.
Umunne'm, many of my level mates who were impersonating were caught 😭😭.
Faustina you want my village people to laugh at me, but e nwere ike do n'elu 😭😭☝️.
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